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[–]hrbeck 17 points18 points ago

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I will give this to my children. They will let me live with them when I retire...

[–]curious_skeptic 12 points13 points ago

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needs a recipe.

i tried making this once - the pasta inside was still hard.

[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

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Came to ask about that. Thanks.

[–]empieta 4 points5 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]rmx_ -2 points-1 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm going to bring this to a potluck. I will be the most popular person there, but only with the children. And that's exactly how I like it.

[–]Vocis 1 point2 points ago

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pedobear??

[–]HashBox 2 points3 points ago

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NowYou_Realise

[–]derekmyoung 4 points5 points ago

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I am about to become the GREATEST UNCLE OF ALL TIME! Thank you.

[–]nobodyasdf 2 points3 points ago

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ive made this before, its gross boiling pasta in the same water you boil hot dogs.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Repasta to the third power

[–]Planeobes 2 points3 points ago

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As a cook in a Michelin starred restaurant, I want very much to put this on our menu. I think Chef will be into it.

[–]mMmMmhmMmM 6 points7 points ago

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Sorry, but that looks totally disgusting.

[–]yellosno84 1 point2 points ago

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Don't be sorry. No one cares.

[–]kirbs2001 6 points7 points ago

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that looks disgusting.

[–]lorelicat 1 point2 points ago

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I agree. I like pasta, and I like hotdogs, just not together. Perhaps if Italian sausage were used with spaghetti sauce.

[–]sonoviva 0 points1 point ago

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Like worms wiggling out of a wiener.

[–]olympicbound182 0 points1 point ago

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yeah this is the most unpleasant thing I've seen all week.

[–]Kalimdrone 10 points11 points ago

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[–]bmoe872 4 points5 points ago

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this would be a really great lunch. I am going to make this.

[–]Hunta_Killa 2 points3 points ago

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I sent my gf this to make, she made it, meh. Hot dogs and spaghetti just don't really mix. I used tomato sauce, plain it was ok. I'm a huge fan of KD and hot dogs!

[–]anymonous 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe try actual ham? Or Italian sausage?

[–]Hunta_Killa 1 point2 points ago

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Italian sausage sounds incredible, with a rose or light olive oil sauce. Now I'm hungry!

[–]bmoe872 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the Hot dogs and spaghetti would be great, it makes me think of a grown up version of spaghetti and hot dogs!

[–]Jon2397 0 points1 point ago

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Kd?

[–]rmx_ 1 point2 points ago

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you know, the sex jelly!

[–]AccordingIy 0 points1 point ago

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filipinos are notorious for adding hot dog chunks into spaghetti. doesnt taste half bad!

[–]bobbybusche 0 points1 point ago

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Use real hotdogs though, not turkey dogs.

[–]LoughLife 1 point2 points ago

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We made some of this stuff a year ago, it is as good as it looks/sounds, but be prepared to get strange looks from everyone you show it to.

[–]fastfreefaller 1 point2 points ago

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Done this and it was disgusting.

[–]Rattle_Stang1320 1 point2 points ago

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This is hilarious, just the kind of thing I look for when browsing r/funny

[–]amianissr 1 point2 points ago

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Jaw dropped for roughly 25 seconds. I know what's for dinner tomorrow.

[–]DoctorNose 1 point2 points ago*

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Hot dogs are one of the least trustworthy foods. I generally don't like eating things that even with the latest technology I couldn't figure out just from having it what part of the animal I was eating.

[–]apparatchik 1 point2 points ago

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I once drunk with a butcher.

He said he does not eat any sausage he does not make.

Fun fact, the skin of animal gets soaked until its soft enough to grind into sausage.

[–]IWasOnCopsOnce 1 point2 points ago

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I did this and got laid because of it. I made octopi with meatballs though.

[–]smilingkevin 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably the best variation I've seen on here. Stud meatballs with ~ 4 cm noodles in a spherical fashion? That would be pretty cool.

[–]IWasOnCopsOnce 0 points1 point ago

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It's smooth, baby.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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canvas is finally working?

[–]greenHillzone2 0 points1 point ago

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So this is what you do when your mother isn't there to cook for you.

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

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This is freaking genius, i'm gonna go make this right now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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mine now

[–]tairar 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, gross. I mean, I guess it'd be cool if I were 5.

[–]wrong_game 0 points1 point ago

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Pfft...everyone knows the next best thing after sliced bread is pockets on shirts

[–]Glader 0 points1 point ago

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Just as they said the last time this was up: The pasta in the sausage will be really hard.

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, don't diss sliced bread, you wanna know what happened to the last persons to diss sliced bread?

[–]Rightside 0 points1 point ago

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Good luck making them.

[–]Mahkasad 0 points1 point ago

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This has been done, and homemade bolognese sauce was applied. You have brought much happiness to my apartment and are to be lauded for your efforts in exploratory foods.

[–]Kluqui 0 points1 point ago

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I love this. Gf made it for me after the last time this appeared on reddit, with some simple tomato/garlic sause. Omnom.

[–]Rules_of_English 0 points1 point ago

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Why on earth would one ruin perfectly good pasta?

[–]applecidercore 0 points1 point ago

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Gentlemen, we have a weeny rope.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

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That looks genuinely disgusting.

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, chunks of crappy boiled turkey hotdogs that are now impossible to pick out of my meal.

[–]mrP0P0 0 points1 point ago

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i don't get it

[–]bigbagofcoke 0 points1 point ago

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sweet. nigger. jesus. bears.

[–]GreatCosmicBlort 5 points6 points ago

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sour. honky. beelzebub. sloths.

[–]SneakytheThief -1 points0 points ago

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bitter. spic. zeus. wookies.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

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tangy.wop.allah.lions.

[–]kaydubbleu 3 points4 points ago

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spicy. abbo. jah. beetles.

[–]GreatCosmicBlort 0 points1 point ago

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bland. nerd. flying spaghetti monster. amoebas.

[–]apparatchik 2 points3 points ago

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Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

[–]PauliEffect 0 points1 point ago

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I don't want to live in this country anymore.

[–]fenikz 0 points1 point ago

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Variations on this technique are greatly appreciated!

[–]GreatCosmicBlort 0 points1 point ago

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Put the raw pasta inside the wieners in a 45 degree angle, or go full 90 degree difference like a rebel. Use Bratwurst instead of hot dogs, or bow tie pasta if you're really special.

[–]Barkingpanther 0 points1 point ago

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I am skeptical, but willing to try.

[–]k2cougar 0 points1 point ago

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Do the noodle-parts inside the hotdog get cooked too? or is it al dente in there

[–]gimpwiz -1 points0 points ago

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Al dente is cooked, but not soft.

And yes, it cooks just fine.

[–]LobsterHat -1 points0 points ago

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Noodle weenies.

[–]studmuffffffin -1 points0 points ago

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I'm making this bitch tomorrow.