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[–]Dafuzz 109 points110 points ago

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Stop shaving with wire snips

[–]metrock 26 points27 points ago

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Maybe he's finished having children.

[–]Justintime233 22 points23 points ago

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Real men pluck their pubes.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 9 points10 points ago

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Real men singe their pubes off with fire.

[–]effilctar 6 points7 points ago

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You're joking but I do. It makes a fun crackly sound.

[–]Stickguy259 1 point2 points ago

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This is not acceptable unless your pubes are spiders.

EDIT: If Relevant_Rule34 were to reply to this I would never be able to forgive myself...

[–]TheoQ99 2 points3 points ago

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Would a picture by Sure_Ill_Draw_That be acceptable instead?

[–]JustCallMeBen 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I started the Texas wildfires... Sorry Texas, but I want to feel smooth.

[–]Toorstain 0 points1 point ago

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REAL men cut their pubes with a hedge scissor.

[–]snakeseare -1 points0 points ago

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Stop shaving with wire snips

FTFY

[–]ZombieSociety 26 points27 points ago

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I always feel like "why am I doing this? Nobody's going to see it but me." Then I stop halfway through and go to bed.

[–]mylittleponyfap 4 points5 points ago

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So part of your junk is always more hairy than the other?

[–]AsskickMcGee 39 points40 points ago

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Cut the curly wires, not the red/blue ones.

[–]Alyeska2112 50 points51 points ago

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Pfft. Been shaving my balls and shaft for years. Scared at first, but now I just breeze over that stuff like a hefe. I keep a simple, cheap disposable razor in the shower, and use hair conditioner on my junk to get it all smooth and whatnot. It helps if you're a bit chilly, and when you're at least somewhat at attention. Otherwise, textbook maneuver every time. Would trim again, A+++.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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against the grain for a close shave?

[–]Knucklessg1 13 points14 points ago

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I wouldn't recommend it, its actually is more likely to get ingrown. Not fun.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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ahhh ok. I shaved my balls once in early high school if I remember correctly and it was really uncomfortable as it grew back

[–]Knucklessg1 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, i think your suppose to maintain it, I just trim my balls with a buzzer on level 1 or 2. Definitely alot better.

[–]Alyeska2112 10 points11 points ago

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I don't find it makes any difference. I tend to go against the grain down the shaft for sake of ease, but with the grain around parts of my nuts. Both work as well.

And I can't believe we're all talking about this. It's hilarious. If I found a thread of girls bluntly discussing trimming around their ladybits, I'd jizz.

[–]x_bellarina_o 1 point2 points ago

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I am quite enjoying this thread. I feel like I'm eavesdropping on a bromance moment... which is just cute.

[–]Alyeska2112 0 points1 point ago

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We endeavor to serve. :)

[–]oneironology 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote for the eBay finish

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 9 points10 points ago

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i actually have a scar on my penis because i missed one time...

[–]stahlgrau 7 points8 points ago

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I lasered my junk. Smoothe nuts FTW!

[–]captain_nike 1 point2 points ago

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How much did that cost? And how long did the procedure take?

[–]stahlgrau 4 points5 points ago*

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$65 per session. 15 minutes each. Takes about 5 sessions over a 6 month period. Bikini laser essentially. Ass crack hair gone too. Yes it hurts but not bad and not for long. Like being snapped with a rubber band 50 times. Gets red for a few hours and goes away.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Up vote for bravery!

[–]captain_nike 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't it get sticky without the hair?

[–]needanotheracc 0 points1 point ago

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no, not at all

[–]stahlgrau 0 points1 point ago

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No. I doesn't sweat anymore so no sticky.

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[–]stahlgrau 0 points1 point ago

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Well I'm sure it does but it evaporates. Doesn't have hair to cling to. The difference between wearing a sweater and a tank top I suppose.

[–]AvailableScreenName 0 points1 point ago

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It's like a turtle shell down there!

[–]Stratten 27 points28 points ago

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I just use my wife's razor. She keeps it in the shower.. I'm not sure what is different about it, I guess because it is designed to go over the curvature of her legs, but that works wonders. Been using her razors for years and never cut myself once. Never once told her I use them either.

[–]caelumquirk 12 points13 points ago

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I actually use male razors for my legs. They work better and have more razors so it's smoother. (I am a female. This is probably important. Ha)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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You don't have to tell her, she already knows.

[–]dlink 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, the angle of the blades are different between leg razors, face razors and "body" razors. It has to do with the courseness of the hair, density, etc.

[–]Warpedme 2 points3 points ago

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Funny you bring this up. I ran out of razors at my GF's place so I used one of hers and that pink, frilly, oversized beast gave me the best shave of my life (face). Even she noticed how much smoother my shave was. I pretty much plan on just using hers from now on because of it.

[–]Justintime233 42 points43 points ago

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Funny you should bring this up. I ran our of razors at my GF's place so I used one of hers. While I was using it she came in and started laughing hysterically at me. Apparently I choose the one she shaves her asshole with to shave my face. Then she told me it's ok because it's still shaving an asshole....

[–]Warpedme 13 points14 points ago

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I so want to believe this is a true story.

[–]Justintime233 7 points8 points ago

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It is, no joke. The one I picked from the cabinet was a mans razor, one of those fusion ones. I didn't even question at the time why she had a mans razor, I just picked it up and started shaving, it was actually the same kind of razor I use regularly.

[–]Warpedme 8 points9 points ago

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The line about still shaving an asshole is exactly something my GF would say. Thanks for the laughs.

[–]Justintime233 4 points5 points ago

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I think most GF's would agree.

[–]Knucklessg1 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking lol'd

thanks

[–]drmctesticles 1 point2 points ago

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I used to have female roommates who were total slobs. I used to shave my junk with their razors whenever I got pissed at them.

[–]Justintime233 12 points13 points ago

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Why didn't you just grow your pubes out and comb it with their toothbrushes?

[–]blacksteyraug 0 points1 point ago

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That's kind of cruel, hah.

[–]arghnard 6 points7 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Ass pennies?

[–]FSMSJ 5 points6 points ago

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How do you guys deal with the itch? I have been just using a trimmer and making them about 1cm, but when I shave I cant stand how much it itches.

[–]tryndasphere 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe its personal or something, when I follow the standard shaving procedure there is no itch.

[–]FSMSJ 2 points3 points ago

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Not the first day but like day 3, I guess I need to do it everyday?

[–]Daxx22[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Absolutely varies person to person.

I generally shave it every 2-3 days, but can go about 5 days before it starts itching.

This is very much "Your mileage may vary" territory.

[–]skelente 0 points1 point ago

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If you're using a trimmer, the way/angle it cuts the hairs could be the culprit for your itch.

[–]FSMSJ 1 point2 points ago

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nah I was saying now I use a trimmer and its great, but that itch happens when I shave with a razor, bald

[–]Justintime233 5 points6 points ago

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Oh in that case, you have herpes.

[–]spazmodic- 2 points3 points ago

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It probably depends how thick your hair is. The stubble on my face (real coarse) gets itchy on days 4+. This is the time when the hair is not strictly growing straight away from the skin (the sharp cleaved end of the hair touches the skin). This cleaved end is damn irritating and itchy, and the main reason I haven't grown an appreciable beard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Mine goes the other way at this point. If I don't shave at all for a while I start being aware of it and it won't go away.

[–]uninsurable 47 points48 points ago

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Maybe I'm too old, but, seriously, guys shave their junk now? Is that pretty much routine?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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i trim occasionally. to shave it bare is HORRIBLE! never again.

snip snip here, snip snip there, no more bitchen bout my pubic hair

[–]Robbuffet 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. I can't imagine shaving it down to nothing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I used to trim, but shaving is so much easier and fast.

[–]dumdumb 30 points31 points ago

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I'm 40 and I do it. To be fair, I learned about it from a gay dude. He told me it felt good so i tried and "wheeee!" Also, I used to get this kind of residue on my ball hairs that would NOT wash off... it was like glue. Better for everyone this way. My only problem at first was figuring out where to stop.

[–]neverfunny 68 points69 points ago

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Want to upvote, but accidentally THREW UP ALL OVER MYSELF INSTEAD.

GLUE?!?!?

[–]dumdumb 22 points23 points ago

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Well, dried glue, but yeah, glue, sort of coating the hairs. Man, I can't explain it, I just got rid of it.

Hairs grow out, glue goes on. You can't explain that.

[–]dquizzle 17 points18 points ago

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Sounds like dried up jizz...

[–]dumdumb 7 points8 points ago

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Did I mention I am 40? I know what dried up jizz looks like. This was sort of gummy.

I may be painting a distorted picture here. It wasn't like a big glob of the stuff. Just enough to coat some of the under-the-ball hairs.

[–]ogeezyv 11 points12 points ago

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Duck butter accumulation?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago*

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It could be that your follicles are producing an excess of sebum, when it clumps it makes this gummy, squishy, earwax-colored stuff. On my scalp it clumps into little balls. Annoying as hell.

[–]ceolceol 12 points13 points ago

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Did I mention I am 40?

Yes, it was at the same time you mentioned GLUE ON YOUR BALLS.

[–]whitefoot 2 points3 points ago

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Don't worry man, I've experienced what you're talking about. No clue what the fuck it was but that's all shaved away now.

[–]iSmurfy -1 points0 points ago

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Yes thats what he said "It was like glue".

[–]trondaron 5 points6 points ago

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I haven't decided where to stop, I usually just sorta guess. The sack kinda wraps into the legs and taint.

[–]fadedsun 2 points3 points ago

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If you shave your asshole your butt claps when you Fart.

[–]Xylox 0 points1 point ago

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I find that hilarious. Can't be silent but deadly any more?

[–]fadedsun 0 points1 point ago

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The anal fro is like a silenced

[–]trondaron 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome, I've always wanted recognition for my masterful flatulence.

[–]AnEducatedNegro 0 points1 point ago

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watched an old eddie murphy sketch from SNL. even his legs were shaved.. soooo starting next summer i will go hairless.

[–]wankerschnitzel 2 points3 points ago

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Where to stop is a matter of personal preference.

[–]zackks 1 point2 points ago

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Soap fixes it

[–]ChiefDrinkBeer 17 points18 points ago

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I always feel like I can read a chicks mind as she's going down

Oh please, oh please, oh please

sees shaved pubies

SUCCESS

Edit: grammar

[–]hymen_destroyer 10 points11 points ago

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Naw dude...I'm 26 and when I found out about it this shit blew my mind. It's not something you generally talk about with your buds, but an informal survey revealed that nearly all my friends do some sort of ball-shaving. I was left thinking...well damn, no girls have said anything about it lately...then I was thinking...well, no girls have seen it lately. I put two and two together and realized that I wasn't getting any because my balls were the Amazon rainforest. So I shaved them.

...and still, no girls have seen them. plus my balls are itching like crazy. I want my pubes back.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I put two and two together and realized that I wasn't getting any because my balls were the Amazon rainforest.

How could that be the reason when no girls had seen your balls? Do they have hair-o-vision now?

[–]Speciou5 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, and it's not even difficult or precise. I find it easier than regular shaving since it doesn't need to be perfect or cleaned entirely.

[–]Brisco_County_III 0 points1 point ago

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There are... some serious danger zones with a buzzer.

[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 8 points9 points ago

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Danger zoooone

[–]Speciou5 2 points3 points ago

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Woah... guys use a buzzer? And don't do this in the shower? I guess it's my turn to have my mind blown.

[–]actually_wrong 1 point2 points ago

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actually shaving your pubes makes you instantly gay, that's why some people do it

[–]CaptainCrunch 0 points1 point ago

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If you keep it up every other day, or don't but can make it past the 2-3+ days afterwards of itchy stubble, it's actually far more comfortable.

Not to mention wiping your ass becomes 1000x more efficient.

[–]cuteleper 5 points6 points ago

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there's nothing quite so breathtaking as a shorn scrotum

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[–]slashbringinghasher 41 points42 points ago

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[–]slashbringinghasher 13 points14 points ago

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I knew this gif would come in handy some day

[–]Justintime233 11 points12 points ago

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The fuck...

[–]DivinusVox 6 points7 points ago

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Don't make bets you can't win.

[–]Vicariism 4 points5 points ago*

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Am I the only one that waxes their junk?

There is no comparison to shaving
1. No chance of cutting/scarring your junk
2. No stubble, ingrown hairs, or itching
3. Go weeks between waxing instead of days with shaving

Did I mention how freakin smooth it is?

[–]needanotheracc 1 point2 points ago

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and it hurts much less that you'd expect

also check out sugaring

[–]x_bellarina_o 1 point2 points ago

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Highly recommend sugaring to waxing. It's not available everywhere just yet.

[–]needanotheracc 0 points1 point ago

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its available at home and if you make it wrong you can always just call it toffee and eat it!

[–]fadedsun 1 point2 points ago

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How do you accomplish this? Do you go to the waxing place?

[–]Vicariism 1 point2 points ago

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I do it myself using this on everything but the sack.

[–]needanotheracc 0 points1 point ago

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wax your sack to, its really not that bad!

[–]Snickszorz 0 points1 point ago

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How do you wax your junk? Self or do you go somewhere?

[–]Vicariism 0 points1 point ago

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I do it myself using this on everything but the sack.

[–]fadedsun 0 points1 point ago

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The sack is the hardest part. My balls are so wrinkly

[–]Vicariism 1 point2 points ago

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Sack I pluck after a shower. No pain (actually feels pretty good) since the hair is so thin. When I get close enough to the edge that is starts to hurt, I know where to start waxing.

[–]mr_barbra 13 points14 points ago

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use hair removal cream. put on, wait, wash off = instant dead chicken look!

[–]Justintime233 4 points5 points ago

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Wait I thought you werent supposed to use the cream on your junk because it irritates it or something. Your crotch didn't catch on fire or anything?

[–]skelente 5 points6 points ago

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Definitely not recommended for your sack. The skin down there is much too sensitive for the chemicals used in Nair and other hair removal shit.

[–]Justintime233 3 points4 points ago

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So what do you do? Use painters tape to cover your sack and go to town?

[–]skelente 3 points4 points ago

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I'd just nut up and shave.

[–]Justintime233 12 points13 points ago

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Fuck it, I'm just going to grow it out and put it in cornrows.

[–]skelente 7 points8 points ago

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That or try rocking the handlebar pube 'stache.

[–]FuQuam 2 points3 points ago

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Best thread on this post. ALWP.

[–]notsocommonsense 0 points1 point ago

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tried it, damn near impossible, you move, rips out hair.

[–]mr_barbra 1 point2 points ago

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nah its fine. i used nair or veet on it, baring a foul smell, all was good!

[–]skelente 0 points1 point ago

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Good deal. Any pain at all? I've read the scrotum/shaft can be uber sensitive to the creams.

[–]mr_barbra 0 points1 point ago

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nope none at all, even the growback is less itchy than with the old razer

[–]JJCrossbow 0 points1 point ago

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There is a 'veet sensitive' for the 'bikini line' Even on my wire hair it gets everything smooth.

[–]Pop-X- 10 points11 points ago

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The only question here is: Why do you need to be sterile (He's wearing surgical scrubs) to defuse a bomb?

[–]cravf 2 points3 points ago

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And why is the bomb wearing a stethoscope?

[–]plyons89 1 point2 points ago

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Might have something to do with the fact that it's really just large pill bottles wrapped in a blood pressure cuff and a stethoscope leading to an alarm clock. So it's not really a bomb at all...

[–]grrbrr 0 points1 point ago

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Truthfully, i'd rather wear those than nothing protective at all. I wouldn't want to blow up because of sweat conducting electricity.

[–]NickayLynn 4 points5 points ago

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Shaving lady parts is like this as well. Especially when you get to the labia.

[–]BuhDerpDerp 3 points4 points ago

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PROTIP: Use a box fan to blow air on your scrotum to make it look like this. Then it's like trimming hedges, my friend.

[–]Nuttjacob 9 points10 points ago

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I'm afraid to click on any image in these comments.

[–]Raidx5 2 points3 points ago

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You are safe. Its just a tennis ball.

[–]mylittleponyfap 5 points6 points ago*

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I find those just as erotic! ;)

[–]renison 5 points6 points ago

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Kept thinking as my hand slowly moved to the cursor toward the link, "please don't be balls, please don't be balls.." ... Then, oh THANK GOD it wasn't balls.

[–]bunnyofdoom 2 points3 points ago

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how appropriate, I nicked my balls doing this yesterday. ouch. :(

[–]HonestyFTW 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone else get ingrown hairs if they shave their junk? :'(

[–]FSMSJ 2 points3 points ago

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yeah that fucking sucks, thats why I just trim to 1cm now, that and the itch

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 0 points1 point ago

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SCRUB WITH ONE OF THESE AFTER SHAVING. ROUNDS OFF THE ENDS OF THE HAIRS, REDUCING SUBSEQUENT INGROWN HAIRS. (IT'S ALSO SUPERIOR TO ANY OTHER FORM OF WASHCLOTH, LOUFA, ETC. FOR GENERAL SHOWERING).

[–]The_Darcinator 2 points3 points ago

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I just trimmed for the first time, soooooooo ITCHY. I wouldn't really want to go for the full shave though, I'm not quite ready for that.

[–]FuQuam 0 points1 point ago

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Once you do it a few times its not as bad. Also, dont shabe the crevace where it goes to your leg all the way dowb. That sucks when it grows back.

[–]Tehgheyboi 2 points3 points ago

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its a must for us gays to shave down there

[–]ned_rorem 2 points3 points ago

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Blood is nature's best shaving cream, c'mon now.

[–]G0rilla55 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget to baby powder that shit.

[–]Virsath 2 points3 points ago

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You don't know terror until you've nicked your ballsack shaving.

[–]chrisch0731 6 points7 points ago

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It's just as scary for us ladies. p.s.- dudes, if you don't shave your junk..DO IT. I don't know about other ladies, but I do not like to accidentally floss. Plus, it makes it look bigger. :)

[–]renison 4 points5 points ago

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Being a personal fan of a well-manicured trim or letting the breez'n by channeling a 9-y/o boy feel, I've actually discussed this many times with female friends/ex's to see what they think.

The surprise was a consistent agreement from them that a noticeable, to close-trim was preferred from an all-out clean shave. One ex even refused gettin busy when I surprised her with a clean shave saying she wanted a man to 'look and feel like a man.' Or do girls fear pedo-labels like guys? (Ya wouldn't think with all the student-teacher scandals. I kid, I kid).

So, what do you and your lady friends think of these technicalities?

EDIT:

I don't know about other ladies...

Oh wait, you just answered that...right.

[–]Peppermint42 4 points5 points ago

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This. I'm a lady and I like for my man to trim neatly but NOT SHAVE because the stubble hurts my lady parts.

[–]renison 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, how y'doing?

Ya had me, "I'm a lady."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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When I was 11 and got that wonderful part of womanhood once a month, I shaved the hair off, fuck it. I don't wanna grow up. Oh My God it hurt soooo bad coming back. I'm not brave enough to try that again but I do shave between the legs. Don't feel a thing.

[–]orkid68 1 point2 points ago

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Still feels the same :(

[–]iswearihavenomoney 3 points4 points ago

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DAE not scare themselves shaving their balls?

[–]hateswomen 1 point2 points ago

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I just trim a little.

[–]hct9188 1 point2 points ago

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[–]puterTDI 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nicmos 0 points1 point ago

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ooh, thanks for pointing out there's a new model! that looks awesome.

[–]puterTDI 0 points1 point ago

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np, came up when I was searching and I thought the same thing :)

thinking that since the blades for my model are like $18, I may have to just get the new better model instead...

[–]AllBlowedUp 1 point2 points ago

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Soapy junk is hard to pull tight (a crucial element of shorn genitalia)....Soooo...I dry shave. Easy to handle, no slipping, no cuts, and everything washes off when I get into the shower. For those who've never tried it, there are nerves in the sack that reveal themselves only after the hair is gone. Me gusta, indeed.

[–]DeepRoot 1 point2 points ago

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My question is, "Why would you?" That, to me, is a place where no sharp object belong... ever.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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lmao, yeah huh

[–]vashtar 1 point2 points ago

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Was a bit worried the first couple times I did it. It's autopilot now. Also I use rusty disposable razors cause I don't give a fuck.

[–]deperpyl 1 point2 points ago

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I keep my junk in the shed,never seen any reason to shave old records,broken kettles and the like,you colonial types are crazy....adjusts monocle

[–]MAN_CARD_OFFICER 1 point2 points ago

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The real question is: do men shave their assholes? I need an answer for this goddamit

[–]heavyliftderrick 1 point2 points ago

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Snip snip and Bobs your Auntie

[–]orkid68 1 point2 points ago

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No. This is the wrong direction. Women need to stop shaving. GIVE ME HELGA

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I shave my butt crack and between my legs. The last 3 guys say it's nicer to go down on. And who wants a hairy ass?

[–]orkid68 0 points1 point ago

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Me, baby.

[–]elephantpoop 1 point2 points ago

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i dont shave them but i just glide over them with a razor and trim so there is less of them. it looks good without the baldness nor the itchiness that usually comes afterwards with shaving. and it doesnt matter what sort of razor you use since it's not going to touch any part of your skin. think of it as giving your pubes a hair cut. lol

[–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

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while clicking at work "please oh please god don't be a cock pic..."

[–]petsos -3 points-2 points ago

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WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SHAVING YOUR JUNK?

[–]King_Mob 34 points35 points ago

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Why the hell are you not?

[–]ispyreddit 22 points23 points ago

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Chicks don't want to dive into a jungle, any more than you do! Manscaping is in...

[–]The_Darcinator 12 points13 points ago

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I hear it makes giving a blowjob much easier. And when she shaves/trims it makes it MUCH easier to go down on her. WIN-WIN

[–]onfia 46 points47 points ago

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cuz he likes girls

[–]mucifous 11 points12 points ago

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Because cosmo said...

[–]Alyeska2112 9 points10 points ago

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Because hairy balls are gross the end.

[–]scorpious 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sariaslani 0 points1 point ago

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Good one!

[–]mrl215 0 points1 point ago

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I trim.

[–]abow 0 points1 point ago

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It'd be kinda nice if this post said something like "nether region" rather than "junk". Females exist too, you know.

[–]fadedsun 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, yeah the balls are the worst. Have you tried the remington personal touch trimmer?

[–]elastic-craptastic 0 points1 point ago

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The worst is getting an ingrown hair... ON YOUR SACK! I let it go so long that there is probably a 5 inch hair in there. I need to have it cut out by a doctor, but who wants to ask their doc to do that? It doesn't itch as much as it used to, but from time to time it's the most annoying thing ever. Plus, it looks like a wart on my nuts now. Thank goodness I have had the same SO for 6 years because and was there before said sack intruder came along because I don't see anyone feeling good about licking him.

[–]Resistance92 0 points1 point ago

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Sucks for you that you refer to your penis as junk. Mine is Mr. Wonderful :D

[–]Virus_With_Shoes 0 points1 point ago

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When I moved into this house, one of the first things I noticed was the ceiling light in the shower. Optimum lighting makes all the difference.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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same

[–]oneleginthebucket 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked that before i read the text.... luckily i didn't check the image...

[–]applecidercore 0 points1 point ago

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Good to know I wasn't the only one afraid of them exploding.

[–]trollfessor -3 points-2 points ago

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Do NOT shave your junk.

That is all.

[–]beadweaver3 12 points13 points ago

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Then DON'T ever expect a bj. That is all.

[–]WizardlySquid -2 points-1 points ago

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I shave my dick and nuts all the time and unless your using a strait razor its nothing like that at all

[–]armannd 11 points12 points ago

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I concur. I'm using a gay razor and never had any issues whatsoever.

[–]HippyGeek -1 points0 points ago

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Try with a straight razor.....

[–]butcher99 -1 points0 points ago

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First off, why are you shaving your junk? Are you embarrassed to have pubic hair? Do you like looking like a little boy? Perhaps your penis is so small that you think shaving off your pubic hair will make it look larger?

Shaving your junk gives you razor stubble on your penis. Ever think of how uncomfortable that must be to someone?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well it's not fun for chicks to get a mouthful of pubes either. I think it's pretty hot when they shave or at least trim.

[–]TheHappyRogue -1 points0 points ago

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Or you could just use Nair for men. Spread a thin layer of that shit on, take a 5 minute shit, then wipe away. Easy baby

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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the chicks version smells so bad. Once you finally get that nasty smell out of the house, it's time to do it again.

[–]TheHappyRogue 0 points1 point ago

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The guys' version smells like ass too.. Oh well. It's a minor setback to an otherwise incredibly convenient way of eliminating the hair from my junksack

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe I have too sensitive nose. I hate the smell. I plan my sexy time the day I shave and make the fun last. Next day I get stubble.

[–]JJCrossbow -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck that, VEET ALL THE THINGS