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NOPE (i.imgur.com)
submitted 11 months ago by Esteam
[–]SillyHat 418 points419 points420 points 11 months ago
Quick explanation: When starting a hive, a queen sprays pheromones. If you can somehow get yourself covered in that shit, the wasps won't sting you. They see you as their leader. (Also, these are male wasps. They say male wasps don't sting.)
tl;dr - spray some wasp pheromones over yourself - acquire real life swarm plasimd
[–]crookedparadigm 181 points182 points183 points 11 months ago
It's not so much that male wasps won't sting, it's that they can't. They don't have stingers.
[–]ThePriceIsRight 154 points155 points156 points 11 months ago
They can bite.
[–]yeropinionman 648 points649 points650 points 11 months ago
They can also make really sarcastic remarks
[–]r00x 141 points142 points143 points 11 months ago
Their cruel words sting more than any stinger could.. um.. sting.
Fuck sake, r00x. Think about what you're going to type before you type it.
[–]Xeeker 76 points77 points78 points 11 months ago
god dammit, r00x. again? again with the typing before the thinking?
[–]r00x 47 points48 points49 points 11 months ago
I'm sorry, alright? I - I'm just excitable, is all. I get half a really witty comment in my head and before I know it, I'm posting some travesty to modern English on the Internet.
[–]llandar 45 points46 points47 points 11 months ago
Next time try posting the witty half.
[–]TheLaughing_Man 12 points13 points14 points 11 months ago
Hey-ooooooo
[–]BodProbe 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Ba-dum tsss
[–]Xeeker 11 points12 points13 points 11 months ago
Well alright. If you don't do it again, i guess we can forget that all of this ever happened and move on.
[–]admisaok 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
I read this comment like Zoidberg.
[–]manny_plaquiao_dds 34 points35 points36 points 11 months ago
Allow myself to introduce... myself...
[–]Kornephoros 21 points22 points23 points 11 months ago
what's wrong with sake?
[–]evilbob 31 points32 points33 points 11 months ago
r00x fucked it.
[–]r00x 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
It burns, man.
[–]butchersblade 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
My words would sting if I didn't have a stinger and was stuck waiting on a queen all day!
[–]TheRealBramtyr 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
Those are zingers, not stingers.
[–]DefMech 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
Wasps are such assholes
[–]yowhatupmayne 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Hey, buddy. You may not be able to sting, but it still stings inside.
[–]this_sort_of_thing 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
I got bit by one on the neck, motherfucker, but now after all these years I know why I got bit and not stung.
[–]natophonic 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
Don't be so sure... after having a nice turkey sandwich for lunch one day, I watched a yellowjacket land on my hand, attempt to take a couple bites, then sting me. The reason I'd let it sit around on my hand was that I'd previously had yellowjackets land on me, bite, then fly off, so I figured if I didn't bother it, it wouldn't sting me. Apparently, though, the turkey juice made my hand taste good that day.
[–]plainOldFool 11 points12 points13 points 11 months ago
Unrelated but I just told this story to my young niece the other day...
One day when I was at camp (geeze, 25+ years ago) a yellow jacket had managed to crawl into a baloney sandwich I was eating. After taking a bite I began to notice a slight stinging sensation in the top of my mouth... slightly more uncomfortable than a combination of burning the roof of your mouth with a blazing hot pocket and then proceeding to eat a bowl of Captain Crunch.... something like that.
I look down and I see HALF of said yellow jacket in my sandmich.... oh fuck. By the way, did I mention I was supposedly allergic to bee and wasp stings (I'm not any more, so who knows). Yup, cops came and took me to the emergency room (yeah, that doesn't look bad at all) for a nice IM injection of benedryl.
[–]natophonic 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
Your pain threshold is impressive. Have you tried chewing on glass?
[–]plainOldFool 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
Please note that I was unaware I had be stung. For all I know it might have been some hot ass pizza the night before. So yeah, figuring out that it was a yellow jacket after the fact, I ate that mo'fo like a boss. I consumed it's soul.
Now, had I been aware it was a yellow jacket before I got stung, I'm pretty sure I would have cried and carried on like a school yard bitch.
[–]natophonic 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
It's funny how your other senses affect your sense of pain. Last time I was stung, a few months ago, I inadvertently grabbed a paper wasp on the other side of a wooden fence I was fixing. At first I thought I'd jabbed myself with a splinter, but when I pulled my hand back over the fence to pull it out and saw the wasp stinging me, my mind suddenly thought OW OW OW OW OW!
[–]plainOldFool 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Again, to be fair, it didn't really hurt. Yeah, eating a boiling lava hot pocket will hurt like a sumbitch, but it's something most of us just tolerate as a minor nuisance. It didn't hurt because I didn't realize it.
However, being taken by the cops to their squad car to take me to the E.R. in front of all the other campers... fuck, now that was scarring.
[–]dhpye 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
Weird. A yellow jacket climbed on my baloney sandwich when I was out camping. It stung me on my tongue. I spat out everything in my mouth, and the thing flew away (to the immense enjoyment of my camping buddies).
For half an hour i was wandering around with my swollen tongue saying "ith naw fuddy! id futtin hers!"
[–]wardmuylaert 8 points9 points10 points 11 months ago
They can siiiiiiiing!
[–]alexpicante 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
I was on a hiking trip recently and we passed by this beehive. Our guide says "oh, don't worry; these are stingless bees". Turns out they bite instead. And like to go for the face.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
When I was in Kindergarten, a wasp bit me on my lip. The lunch lady just laughed at me. Cunt.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Six hundred dollars, Bob!
[–]Nukleon 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
They have dicks instead
[–]vwllss 56 points57 points58 points 11 months ago
Different explanation: he put the wasps in a freezer and they were very cold, hence the slow movements. They start wake up quickly thanks to his body heat.
[–]khayber 139 points140 points141 points 11 months ago
Oh come on. You think it is more likely this guy had a freezer just lying around, instead of the much more common spray can of wasp pheromones? That's just crazy talk.
[–]tokomini 22 points23 points24 points 11 months ago
In this economy, I keep a spray can of wasps pheromones on me at all hours. That and my pocket thesaurus.
[–]EncasedMeats 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
That and my pocket thesaurus.
WARNING: Do not look up the word "thesaurus" as doing so may tear a recursive loop in your local spacetime.
[–]MrInopportune 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
wat?
[–]EncasedMeats 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
I thought reddit loved shitty jokes.
[–]FrankManic 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
[–]dr1fter 16 points17 points18 points 11 months ago
Not sure if slow movements or no RAM to animate a GIF smoothly
[–]vwllss 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
There's a link to the video in my above comment.
[–]khayber 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Not sure if missing meme or just really helpful.
[–]mondo_myrmex 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago*
I like this explanation better than the previous one. Both are good, but this is one is a) readily achievable and b) explains the sluggish, grounded wasps.
Also, I can't be specific with the ID, but these are paper wasps, genus Polistes.
[–]Lonadar 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Well, why don't they bite him then?
[–]GiantSwan 23 points24 points25 points 11 months ago
Nope. Here's the original video source, and the actual explanation is that these are all males who don't have stingers.
This comment from the OP of the video
この群れは全て雄です。自宅2階ベランダの巣ですが、この年は雄蜂が大量に発生し、とまりきれずに巣の真下にこのようにたむろしていました。母蜂が姿を消したのかもしれません。
basically says "This swarm is all males. The nest is on my second floor balcony, but this year a lot of drones were born, and they were swarming right under the nest. Perhaps the queen dissapeared."
[–]stewmeat 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
That is way more horrifying than the gif.
[–]dirty-squa 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
I'm going to acquire these pheromones and make them create a wasp nest around my hand. Anybody fucks with me, they fuck with the wasps.
[–]Mucky38302 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
STILL NOPE
[–]Dark_Nurse 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Whether they sting or not, NO THANKS... <shudder>...
[–]Mortimer1736 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
You might be confusing bees with wasps, I'm not sure though.
[–]MayoFetish 25 points26 points27 points 11 months ago
BEES?!?
[–]Leadpipe 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
BEADS!!
[–]UnrelatedADReference 15 points16 points17 points 11 months ago
OH MY GOD! WE'RE HAVING A FIRE... sale.
[–]AnnanWater 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
well, you're my new favorite redditor.
[–]Label0 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
BEADS?!?
[–]AndroidHell 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
WE'LL SEE WHO BRINGS IN ALL THE HONEY! BZZZZZZZZ
[–]shift3k 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
Mortimer1736 isn't on board.
[–]jtr99 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Not the bees! Ah! My eyes!
[–]fdys 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Or just play Zerg.
[–]WhitestKidYouKnow 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
THIS! I saw it on Stan Lee's Almost Superhuman (or whatever the show is).. There was a man who covered himself in queen bee pheromones that he isolated and recreated in a lab.
He had bees ALL OVER HIM and didn't get stun once. That's some pretty interesting shit. =]
[–]StickyNiki 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
tl;dr? Really?
[–]thekilljoy 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
That's a great way to do it.
Another is to use a docile wasp species and just pretend you're a badass. I personally do this with bumblebees, who are crazy docile and easily handled.
The wasp case for this is the pretty common mud dauber. They're not very prone to stinging. and like crookedparadigm mentions, males just can't!
Someone else mentioned yet another method: cold temperatures. works on anything that has poor or little internal thermo control/heat generation; a favorite for us snake handlers when dealing with poor tempered 'hots'.
[–]ltra1n 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
How can we acquire the pheromones though?
[–]Zefiro 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Sex with queen bee
[–]Genmaken 159 points160 points161 points 11 months ago
This is why manuals sometimes have those really obvious warnings.
[–]Or0ku_Saki 55 points56 points57 points 11 months ago
Like my screwdriver set that warned: "DO NOT insert these into the tip of your penis." True story.
[–]naked_guy_says 37 points38 points39 points 11 months ago
But then what do you do on Thursdays?
[–]TsunamiMommy 9 points10 points11 points 11 months ago
Save it for sado Saturdays.
[–]Capatown 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Masochistic mondays.
[–]TomTheGeek 11 points12 points13 points 11 months ago
Stirfriday
[–]Toolade 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
That IS better..
[–]akuta 8 points9 points10 points 11 months ago
Everyone knows you're supposed to use whale bone anyways.
[–]plainOldFool 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Or how you need to remove a frozen food product from it's packaging before inserting it into an oven?
Yeah, a sheltered ex-girlfriend did this. Almost set her apartment on fire. True story.
Full story: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jzovg/what_is_one_meal_you_think_everyone_should_know/c2giejm
[–]woo545 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
kind of like...don't stick your fingertip in the pan of hot frying oil...like I did last night. I'll just say this: I don't recommend it.
[–]MeticleParticle 41 points42 points43 points 11 months ago
PROTIP: If you properly bread your finger before sticking it in the oil, it won't immediately burn. I used to do this to demonstrate proper breading technique to the noobs at the restaurant I worked at.
[–]NakedOldGuy 49 points50 points51 points 11 months ago
Thanks /b/. I'll go make those crystals from bleach and ammonia now.
[–]RoflStomper 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
Remember that if you're getting woozy it means you're putting extra carbon dioxide in there, which makes them pretty. Keep going!
[–]niblot1 232 points233 points234 points 11 months ago*
Did anybody else expect these the person to put these into their mouth at the end?
Edit: Removed the word 'these' - Not sure how that sneaked in there.
[–]JayMayKay 203 points204 points205 points 11 months ago
Nah. I expected to not see a hand reach down and grab a handful of wasps.
[–]el_pinata 23 points24 points25 points 11 months ago
Well, at least you weren't disappointed this morning.
[–]dr1fter 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
You said 'morning' so that might explain the reading comprehension issues.
[–]el_pinata 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
I'm just gonna go back to being retarded, don't mind me.
[–]TonightsSpecialGuest 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
weren't not unexpectedly disappointed ?
[–]ifthisisnttakeniwill 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]TonightsSpecialGuest 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Whilst typing, I had the same reaction. Oh well, sometimes wrong is right, maybe.
[–]ronin1066 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
Is there an expert that can assure us these are really wasps? Some other insects mimic them pretty well.
[–]TripperDay 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
DINGDINGDING
[–]Deadmeat616 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
I was expecting the hand to grab a truck-full of wasps but sadly it only could grab a handful...
[–]TheAdAgency 24 points25 points26 points 11 months ago
No, the internet has desensitized me to the point i expected him to use them as a suppository and then fart them out onto a canvas forming a perfect Bea Arthur portrait.
[–]lowerlight 25 points26 points27 points 11 months ago
Bee Arthur?
[–]EarthRester 12 points13 points14 points 11 months ago
No, I expected the person to throw them at the spider splicer so he would fall on the floor.
[–]KevinAlan 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Half of them look dead, and the one that is moving looks like it is almost dead.
[–]fazaden 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
Yes. Kind of like this, only with wasps instead of ice cream.
[–]Theropissed 8 points9 points10 points 11 months ago
You accidently an vagina extra word.
Edit: Removed the word 'vagina' - Not sure how that sneaked in there.
[–]sparklyteenvampire 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
These ninjina attacks are becoming a real threat.
[–]Ledwick 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
Yes. I am mildly disappointed.
[–]AllTattedUpJay 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
it kicked the shit out of 'snuck' with sneaked and came in the back door after leaving him for dead
[–][deleted] 140 points141 points142 points 11 months ago
This popcorn tastes like pain...
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 11 months ago
tastes like burning
[–]WarlockyGoodness 18 points19 points20 points 11 months ago
WHY?!
[–]0r1g1n4lg4m3r 8 points9 points10 points 11 months ago
Its all good bro. These wasps are the variety without stingers. Or at least thats what i'm telling myself to stay sane after watching that crazy shit.
[–]plainOldFool 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
You know, still fuck that. The feel of those fuckers, stingers or no-stingers, would just be .... [shudder]
[–]PrimaxAUS 47 points48 points49 points 11 months ago
As someone with a wasp phobia... dies
[–][deleted] 58 points59 points60 points 11 months ago
Everyone has a wasp phobia.
[–]Unspoken 27 points28 points29 points 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure the phenomenon is called being a human being.
[–]smellslikegelfling 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure it's called the first time you get stung.
[–]tkw954 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
It's not a phobia if it's a rational fear.
[–]desaparecid0 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
As soon as the hand came in I was looking for my gascan
[–]bearshy 12 points13 points14 points 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure these are a collection of male wasps - which I don't think sting.
[–]jenacious 20 points21 points22 points 11 months ago
Still wouldn't do it
[–]noodlyjames 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
You may be right. I don't see a pecker on any of them.
[–]FCalleja 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Then they're not male!
[–]AviusQuovis 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
Yeah, I was at my local museum's science festival, and they had a box of male wasps you could pet. I sat there for like 15 minutes trying to get up the courage- saw a little girl giggle and play with the things, even- but I could not do it.
[–]GrimFuture 243 points244 points245 points 11 months ago
Honey badgers don't give a fuck.
[–]ultranonymous11 85 points86 points87 points 11 months ago
Honey badgers have very similar hands to humans it appears.
[–]Saivo 48 points49 points50 points 11 months ago
It's a were-honey badger. Supposedly will be the main antagonist for True Blood season 7.
[–]tokomini 33 points34 points35 points 11 months ago*
--Warning: Spoiler--
It gets naked and fucks something until it bleeds from the eyes.
EDIT: Thanks to Saivo for the heads up.
[–]Saivo 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
I think that needs a spoiler tag somewhere. :)
[–]incomplete 9 points10 points11 points 11 months ago
Honey badger must have finished off all his cobra.
[–]WhitestKidYouKnow 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
IT PUTS HAIR ON YOUR CHEST!
[–]HoneyNinja 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
I'm a Honey Badger
[–]blackpandemic 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
That's not what your name says.
[–]HoneyNinja 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
I assure you I am, nothing to see here..
[–]ecmmyers 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
I caught a glimpse of what you did there..
[–]eviljolly 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Let's hope they're a better badger than they are ninja.
[–]cryptogram 15 points16 points17 points 11 months ago
The only thing that would be worse is if he shoved them down his pants next.
[–]monochromatic_oeuvre 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
I'm in for five bucks if this video gets made.
[–]r0ckarong 19 points20 points21 points 11 months ago
Video the end is even more NOPE
[–]reflectiveSingleton 8 points9 points10 points 11 months ago
This is going to haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.
"What are you doing...DEAR GOD STOP FUCKING MOVING YOUR FINGERS FOR THE LIFE OF ALL HOLY UNICORNS"
"FUCK FUCK THEY ARE MOVING TOWARDS THE BRAIN...THEY ARE ABOUT TO ASSUME CONTROL"
[–]Slabonator 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
The videos that follow this video are even more NOPE.
[–]noodlyjames 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Well, I'll just cut to the chase and "nope" before I start.
[–]nuggles_again 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Yeah I thought the bees were bad...
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
[–]logifal 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Paper Wasps sting description: Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.
Sounds like fun!
[–]pinkbarracuda 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
OHGOD
[–]virusdotexe 9 points10 points11 points 11 months ago
Step 1: grab bees. Step 2: throw bees at girls.
[–]reflythis 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
oh, hells no. Bee on a string, all the way. Relevant.
[–]Cullly 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
wtf are they?
[–]Esteam[S] 19 points20 points21 points 11 months ago
Wasps.
[–]bigp3rm 15 points16 points17 points 11 months ago
The stinging kind?
[–]zodirento 28 points29 points30 points 11 months ago
Worse, the kissing kind.
[–]turlian 11 points12 points13 points 11 months ago
Better than the raping kind, I suppose.
[–]Pineo 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Worse, Police cops.
[–]Esteam[S] 12 points13 points14 points 11 months ago
Maybe!
[–]Iamametameta 18 points19 points20 points 11 months ago
"Maybe"?! That does NOT count as an answer when I ask my fiance if she's pregnant. That does NOT count as an answer as to whether the spider I just hit that fell behind the desk is actually dead, and it CERTAINLY DOES NOT APPLY TO A BUNCH OF FLYING HATE-MACHINES WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO FUCK SHIT UP! GOOD DAY, SIR.
[–]Cullly 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
ok.. then that's a hell no :O
[–]mhbowmer 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
BEES?
[–]dasberd 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
BEADS!
[–]Elumako 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
Gob's not on board.
[–]adouchebag 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
HE'S GOT BEES!
They don't allow bees in here....
[–]ssa3512 14 points15 points16 points 11 months ago
Bees
[–]fitzybaby 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
BEADS?
[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
butterflies, dressed up as MUTHERFUCKINWASPS!!
[–]cobur5b4 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
Did anyone else find this inexplicably hilarious? "I'm just gonna grab me some wasps here... "
[–]MechaAaronBurr 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
*** WASP FIGHT!!!***
Tee hee hee
[–]someb0dy 31 points32 points33 points 11 months ago
How could this bee?
[–]they_MAY_be_giants 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
It was really hard to wasp.
[–]detailattenhut 20 points21 points22 points 11 months ago
Personally, I thought it was very interesting.
[–]Malazin 11 points12 points13 points 11 months ago
Hive got to stop clicking these links.
[–]reflythis 17 points18 points19 points 11 months ago
At least now I know what all the buzz is about.
[–]GiggityGiggidy 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
Nest thing you know people will be calling it fake
[–][deleted] 11 months ago
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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
Dude don't be a buzzkill
[–]I_BACON_2_END_PUNS 16 points17 points18 points 11 months ago
BACON
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Now this pun thread is running on a wing and a prayer.
[–]osborned 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
We should end it with as little pheromony as possible.
[–]InternetsWasYes 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
you cut off the gif before he rubs them in his eyes... :(
[–]Gizardmeat 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
[–]blizzard30 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
They seem to be Sceliphron caementarium wasps. They are harmless, and rarely aggressive.
[–]Darkofday 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
For the lazy: wikipedia
The only proper way to masturbate is with a handful of bees. I'm surprised none of you guys knew that.
[–]WilshireTheBeast 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Dude man, NSFL
[–]Elv3n 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Fucks given: 0
Fucks about to be given: >9000
[–]el_pinata 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
wordless, breathless screaming
[–]edster2003 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
That is no man, that is winnie the pooh with man gloves.
[–]porklicious 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
oh shit!
[–]cdtoad 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
I had to give my self a shot from my eppi pen just watching this!
[–]PunoSuerte 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
That made my skin crawl.
[–]IAmNorthKorea 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Fuck this shit, I'm out!
( ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
[–]goddamnhivemind 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
This was kind of a buzzkill.
[–]Lizardizzle 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Fuck yeah, 1000th upvote.
[–]Donpa 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Guys, these are male wasps. Stingers are modified ovipositors so only females have them. The more you know~
[–]LeSpatula 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Kill it!
[–]Alucard_draculA 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
Ouch
[–]noodlyjames 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
WTF?
[–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Yeah you got the subreddit name right. What next?
[–]dr1fter 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
DAMN THE WHAT SHIT
[–]Torrenthurder 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Those are paper wasps, they have been given a hormone that renders them, well mellow.
[–]flippingarefun 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Last time this was posted I believe it was explained that wasps of one sex don't have stingers and this was all either male/females (whichever ones don't have stingers)
[–]trevdak2 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Quick, someone fetch me a bowl.
I've got this.
[–]Knubinator 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
WTF WHY?!
[–]Ziplock189 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
is this what happened when they opened that safe?
[–]red_moon 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
OMYGAWD!!!!!!!!
[–]MikeSpader 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I cringed. Sphexaphobia's a bitch.
[–]Elafacwen 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
D: why would you do thaaat!?
[–]R3zF0x 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Haha ok, but srsly, who replaced my yogurt-covered raisins with wasps?
[–]Cbrad1192 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Handful of bees. Nbd.
[–]sedf45 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Let me just reach in here for some chips…...
[–]InternetBird 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I read the title in Aisha Tyler's [Lana's] voice.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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