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[–]dmsuperman 75 points76 points ago

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Look, I know that it says "DON'T PUT THE FREAKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE!!!" and that it takes just a tiny bit of logic to realize that this means "don't ruin the joke with your title" and that you are a fucking moron, but next time could you maybe pay attention to the message that we BLASTED IN YOUR FACE MULTIPLE TIMES WITH ALL FUCKING CAPS. Please?

Also, you didn't fucking cite your fucking source that you ripped this comic from and shamelessly reposted.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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someone's angry.

[–]snuckasneak 0 points1 point ago

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he's probably hungry

[–]thebeefytaco 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck people.

[–]lazyduke 34 points35 points ago

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Your title ruined that comic! I saw the fourth frame and thought "oh, he ate the baby" and didn't even see the watermelon until the last frame.

But it was still funny.

[–]sethgecko 3 points4 points ago

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nope, wasn't funny, because the punchline is in the title.

[–]lazyduke 1 point2 points ago

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I tried to forget I knew what was going to happen and forced a smile on my face as I re-read the comic again.

Then I cried a little because I knew I was cheated.

[–]MyPatronusIsAPiggie 29 points30 points ago

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Link to the comic site.

Link to the comic site.

Link to the comic site.

Please. Comic writers that you enjoy live off of a fame-based support system.

Fewer site views = less money.

You lose absolutely NOTHING by linking us to the website rather than a hosted image, but they lose an opportunity to gain revenue. And by revenue I mean money for them to live off of.

And I, the Redditor who sees his work and wants more of it, can't get it.

I would love to go to the author's website and look at his other works - which would be a win for him and a win for me, but I have no idea who he is or where I can find it.

TL;DR - Everyone is happier if you link to the website, OP.

[–]Mustkunstn1k 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure if OP actually knows the website. I think it might easily be some random 4chan drawing. I remember seeing it on 4chan years ago. /hipster

[–]HashBox 0 points1 point ago

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At least post the original in the comments. Some times the original site might not stand up to the traffic that Reddit will send its way, which is why imgur is still a good idea.

[–]adius -3 points-2 points ago

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It's just a bad ripoff of that Explosm crap. I don't think it's a disaster if this guy doesn't get pageviews.

[–]SlipperyWhenWet5 3 points4 points ago

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Comic has stick people with thick bodies?

RIPOFF

[–]radar77008 7 points8 points ago

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source?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Downvoted for not linking to the comic site.

[–]xilluzionx 8 points9 points ago

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Downvote for not linking the comic site.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Watermellon...

[–]what_american_dream 0 points1 point ago

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The mobs are assembled.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You've been scolded enough in this thread and I think you've learned your lesson.

So I'll just say this comic was horrifying, but gave me a chuckle. Thanks.

[–]sodappop 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny 'cuz he ate the baby!

[–]pinytenis 0 points1 point ago

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WTF?

[–]jennyfc92[S] 0 points1 point ago

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look, the comic was on Tumblr. Thus, I didn't have the comic website to cite. Also, sorry I ruined the punchline. Wasn't really thinking about it and just thought it was something funny to say AFTER you read the comic. Didn't think about it ruining it. Geeze, it's just a comic. It's not like I ruined your life or something. Get over it people x_X

[–]Frigguggi -5 points-4 points ago

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Atheist picnic!

[–]UNC_Samurai -4 points-3 points ago

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You have to be careful, there are some bones inside.

[–]I_MOLEST_DOGS 1 point2 points ago

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Go back to Fark.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Thought this was going to be about Hitlermelons.

[–]brningpyre -1 points0 points ago

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Bones are worse.

[–]RogerDeanVenture -1 points0 points ago

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The baby probably deserved it.

[–]edster2003 -1 points0 points ago

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Nothing like a good dead baby joke to wake me up downstairs.

[–]wafrhest -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit that's awful, but so hilarious.

[–]yentlequible -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old, but I still laughed.

[–]jayseesee85 -1 points0 points ago

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Huh? I don't get it. Where's the artist's other stuff.

[–]tacosarentgreen -1 points0 points ago

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This is fucked up.

[–]1PaleBlueDot -1 points0 points ago

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not funny. downvote

[–]Harshaznintent -1 points0 points ago

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That was suppose to be funny?.....

[–]kookyyoshiro -5 points-4 points ago

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Well, that was the best comic ever.