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[–]Eustis 150 points151 points ago

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That right there is a baby makin' factory

[–]xphile 47 points48 points ago

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Lol, my first though was everyone will hear you having sex.

[–]deimos1090 53 points54 points ago

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Then everyone will think "not a bad idea".

[–]Eustis 6 points7 points ago

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Nah. Everyone will already be so busy with their own sex, they won't even hear mine.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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What happens if everyone's sex noise harmonizes. What do you call that?

[–]xeroxorcist 112 points113 points ago

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College

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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True story from my college days... one guy was fucking his football team girlfriend so loud you could hear the banging on the other side of the building. The entire floor actually woke up and went into the hallway to see what the fuck was going on. You could actually hear her screaming at the top of her lungs OH YEAH FUCK ME HARDER FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME. You could hear all the groaning and guttural animal noises like you were standing in the room with them.

When they finished the guy opened his door to go to the bathroom. He was completely covered in sweat and was just wearing a short bathrobe.

The entire floor erupted in applause and his girlfriend was sitting in the bed sheepishly using the sheet to cover herself.

[–]konkeydong 11 points12 points ago

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football team girlfriend

What's all this then?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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You know, your standard village bike that gets passed from person to person in college. The local cum dumpster, the neighborhood bucket of dick warts.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Don't talk about your sister that way.

[–]jotch 3 points4 points ago

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Had something similar happen my freshman year in my hallway, I got all of my buddies outside his door waiting for a quiet moment and we yelled in unison "FINISH HER!"

[–]jayron202 3 points4 points ago

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True story from MY college days... one guy was fucking his football team so loud you could hear the banging on the other side of the building. The entire floor actually woke up and went into the hallway to see what the fuck was going on. You could actually hear them screaming at the top of their lungs OH YEAH FUCK ME HARDER FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME. You could hear all the groaning and guttural animal noises like you were standing in the room with them.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Hahahah.. that's awesome wait... what?

[–]Eustis 2 points3 points ago

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The music of the night.

[–]HankTavish 4 points5 points ago

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"Tonight we are slaves to no one -- except the rhythm."

[–]CheesySauce 0 points1 point ago

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I was here, and sadly, no music of that type.

[–]DSeauy 2 points3 points ago

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[–]eh777 6 points7 points ago

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That's really not the same...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]patternfall 8 points9 points ago

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brb - maldives

[–]emptythecache 54 points55 points ago

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WHERE DOES THE POOP GO?

[–]eldy_ 24 points25 points ago

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USERNAME = RELEVANT

[–]Nakken 2 points3 points ago

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CAPS = IRRELEVANT

[–]grimaldar 3 points4 points ago

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What? Remember to use THINKING CAPS.

[–]klovely78 2 points3 points ago

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I am pretty sure you're joking, but in case you aren't there are pipes under the decking that whisk it away.

[–]CornFedHonky 19 points20 points ago

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Poop whiskers?

..Sorry, I had to.

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[–]chodeface 34 points35 points ago

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didnt Vince Vaughn get attacked by a shark there?

[–]zgh5002 9 points10 points ago

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He knows his truth.

[–]LinesOpen 1 point2 points ago

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He said NOT to panic!

[–]Scienlologist 1 point2 points ago

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Remember in "Iron Man" when Obadiah was yelling at that guy about "Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave with a box of scraps!". Well it turns out the guy he was yelling at directed "Couples Retreat". Also turns out that guy was Ralphie in "A Christmas Story".

Peter Billingsley

[–]HeUnit 0 points1 point ago

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YES! ENCOURAGEMENT!

[–]boxxa 68 points69 points ago

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I loved this map on Wave Race 64

http://romsworld.narod.ru/Wave_Race_64.jpg

[–]Incompatibert 2 points3 points ago

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Dat ass.

Ahh, memories.

[–]boxxa 0 points1 point ago

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I wanna thank everyone for the upvotes. This is my most upvoted comment!

dances

[–]trandan1 16 points17 points ago

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Myst!

[–]myst1227 1 point2 points ago

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what?

[–]ARealSocialRetard 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl-F Myst. Well done!

[–]dabeezkneez 17 points18 points ago

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first off, i love your username. second off... where is this place??

[–]BFSkinner[S] 26 points27 points ago

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Bora Bora

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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If it's of any help, it's actually Hilton (or at least it looks a LOT like the Hilton in Bora Bora). My wife was buried in a book for school when she looked up and saw this place on a muted TV and dreamed of going there when she finishes vet school.

http://www1.hilton.com/us/hi/hotel/PPTBNHI-Hilton-Bora-Bora-Nui-Resort-Spa/photoGallery.do

If you're looking to get there on the cheap, and you travel for work, note this: it's a Category 7 hotel. for 5 nights, it's 200,000 points.

I travel a ton for work, I'm secretly hoarding Hilton points, and I'm going to burn them all for a week at that joint in the fall of 2013 :)

[–]darthabraham 12 points13 points ago

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This picture is actually the Four Seasons. I've been wanting to go there for ages, but it's RIDICULOUSLY expensive.

Four Seasons Website

Google Images

Just about every hotel in Bora Bora is built somewhat in that fashion though.

[–]Johnny_Hooker 3 points4 points ago

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Are you sure, it looks very similar to the Sofitel in Bora Bora.

Fuck, they all look the same...

[–]darthabraham 1 point2 points ago

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Positive. I did ~6 months of consulting for Four Seasons about a year ago. Bora Bora, Seychelles, Mauritius—all added to my bucket list.

[–]soldierboi 2 points3 points ago

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If the currency exchange website I used was accurate (XPF to dollar) it came out to be $732 for 2 nights (2 adults) on a king size bed scheduled for a weekend later this month.

Expensive yes, but for that? May be worth it to me.

[–]wearefoe 0 points1 point ago

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My husband and I went to bora bora for our honeymoon.It was fantastic and we will go again. We went to a 4 star and it was just fine. about 6 thousand in a travel package. We stayed in the lagoon resort.

[–]bk553 10 points11 points ago

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pssst... Thailand. Twice the fun at half the price.

[–]goots 12 points13 points ago

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OK, what's the best itinerary/hotel for a young married couple in Thailand who want to relax in a place like the one the OP pictured?

[–]EatATaco 2 points3 points ago

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Incoming blowjobs.

[–]phedre 0 points1 point ago

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... Thank you for this link. I have TONS of HH points sitting around right now! Look into the GLON certs by the way, they apply to Cat 7 hotels.

[–]joegetto 3 points4 points ago

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headed here in six weeks for my honeymoon... six weeks is way to long

[–]ResolutionX 0 points1 point ago

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[–]whatyoutalkingabout 15 points16 points ago

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Where does all the shit go?? I must know.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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plumbing's under the walkways

[–]nilcalion 10 points11 points ago

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That's not really water under the houses. That's the blue goo from the portable toilets.

[–]AgentxLeavening 1 point2 points ago

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Up.

[–]svengalus 2 points3 points ago

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Downhill.

[–]Wozzle90 11 points12 points ago

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I sweat that's a level in Star Wars Battlefront

[–]DeckardShotFirst 5 points6 points ago

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The Wookie level!

[–]YourPantsAreSagan 7 points8 points ago

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Kashyyyk?

[–]xwonka 6 points7 points ago

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"Would you like to play as Yoda?"

What kind of question is that?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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A whole level? That's nothing, I sweat an entire game once.

[–]thatwolfieguy 1 point2 points ago

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That's the first thing I though of. I should be blasting wookies with an AT-ST!

[–]scRaven307 9 points10 points ago

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Kilika??

[–]cynicdreamer 23 points24 points ago

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Reminds me of Final Fantasy X.

[–]Ill_shoot_anything 28 points29 points ago

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So me and my girlfriend have this deal where she gets to watch one of her crappy reality shows a night, while I browse Reddit. The other night she was watching the show... Wax Face and the Soulless Whores... oh no, it was The Kardashin's. Anyway the whole family went to this resort and the only thing Big Butt McGee could do was complain the whole time she was there. She said the rooms were "too big". At one point she jumps in the water and loses her $75,000 diamond ear rings. She starts crying runs into her room (see pic). they found the earrings like 5 minutes later.

Now I'm a pretty easy going guy. Very live and let live. But when I see these shallow, spoiled, self absorbed, Reali-tards, my heart fills with pure hatred.

[–]YourDangles 13 points14 points ago

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What pic? Liessssss

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Now I'm not so sure I can trust that they actually hate the Kardashians.

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[–]calvinvle 2 points3 points ago

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Tits!

[–]xandat 3 points4 points ago

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Why the hell does this specific picture get reposted? theres tons of pictures of tropical cabins on the water and people repost this specific one!

[–]PubesOnSoap 4 points5 points ago

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Here's a video of my buddy's stay there

[–]carllarsino 4 points5 points ago

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Quit watching "Keeping Up with the Kardashian's."

[–]eldy_ 5 points6 points ago

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That's what the Kardashians were saying!

[–]Justavian 34 points35 points ago*

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You will spend about $15-$20k for a week visit to Bora Bora. For me, coming from the US, the airfare is about $2500 per person, and the cheapest rooms over the lagoon are about $600 per night. These that are shown are more like $1500 per night or more.

EDIT: i should have mentioned that the cost quoted was for a couple.

[–]gbroke 69 points70 points ago

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Dream crusher!

[–]Johnny_Hooker 34 points35 points ago*

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Don't worry, his numbers aren't correct.

I just booked my honeymoon there and we are in around 12k, expenses included. This is to stay at the Sofitel on their private island, in a luxury overwater bungaloo.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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I just booked my honeymoon there and we are in around 12k

(In a charlie voice) OH WELL LET ME JUST GET MY $12,000 out of my money tree! Or maybe I should go to a bank, OHHH hello do I have an account here?!

Dee- How do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them?

[–]Bravetoast 13 points14 points ago

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Just did a quick expedia search and confirmed that 12k is more accurate. Flight about 2500, and at the four seasons cheap bunglo (still over water I think, but resort view) was ~6400 for 6 nights with all their taxes etc. So about $9000 (Mid January booking).

[–]Johnny_Hooker 10 points11 points ago

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The sofitel owns an island and does over water bungalos with lagoon view also, and it's 4k for a week, taxes included.

Plus, they have a cigar cave. Sold.

This was for a late September booking.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Really? I actually looked it up because I want to take a vacation somewhere tropical with my signing bonus, and the cheapest I saw the over-water rooms was like $1000 a night...cheapest airfare I saw was $4.5k coming from DC.

[–]Fyzzle 1 point2 points ago

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Who did you book through?

[–]Johnny_Hooker 4 points5 points ago

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I have a local travel agent I used for the flights, but the hotel room can be booked online for between 3 and 4k, depending on the package.

[–]theresaviking 1 point2 points ago

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I stayed in a Sofitel in Lyon once, it was awesome, the bath robes are the comfiest things ever made.

[–]rudebii 1 point2 points ago

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The Sofitel on Bora Bora is not nearly as nice as the Four Seasons on Bora Bora. I've been to both. Working for a company that sells travel to Tahiti has it's perks :)

[–]kaydub88 1 point2 points ago

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What is there to actually do in Bora Bora?

I live in Florida, I've done my fair share of snorkeling, diving, and being around the water. My Fiance really wanted to go to Bora Bora, I don't because I think it will be boring... what activities are there?

[–]rudebii 2 points3 points ago

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The nickname for Bora Bora is Bora Boring. There isn't much to do in terms of activities, other than snorkeling (which is amazing), diving (also amazing), water sports, etc.

It's really paradise, and pics can never do it justice. But if you're going to Tahiti, I suggest splitting the trip between bora bora, moorea (a sister island with lots of villages, and a pineapple farm you get to by going up a mountain on an atv), and papette, the main island (for shopping, museums and stuff).

Source: I've been there and I worked for a tour operator specializing in Tahiti travel.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Relaxing - you're doing it wrong.

[–]JiForce 2 points3 points ago

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Read: Nothing. In the most positive way "nothing" has been used.

[–]Howard_Beale 3 points4 points ago

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Are you kidding? Look at all that room for activities; so many activities.

[–]atlacatl 1 point2 points ago

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TIL not all reddittors are broke and work at starbucks making minimum wage.

[–]gswarriorfan 9 points10 points ago

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book through costco. spent about 8k for hotel + air. we did an 8 day honeymoon of tahiti/moorea/bora bora.

[–]happytoreadreddit 7 points8 points ago

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Yep, it cost me 12K for 10 days. Also, don't forget that a cheeseburger and fries will cost you roughly $24USD. NOT included.

[–]Sucka27 6 points7 points ago

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And it'll take 45 minutes before someone takes your order. And you thought "island time" was bad in Hawaii.

[–]gittenlucky 3 points4 points ago*

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Are there any dangerous animals in those waters? I haven't seen pictures of any animals in those waters, so I was wondering if there are any jelly fish, sharks, etc.

edit: From this video that was in another link, I see there are some buoys around the resort. I assume these have netting to keep out sharks and jelly fish. I have seen similar stuff in the south atlantic of the US.

[–]CheesySauce 2 points3 points ago

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There were rays, sea snakes, sharks. It's the ocean. It's going to happen.

[–]happytoreadreddit 1 point2 points ago

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In morrea (an island not far from bora bora) i saw some crazy activity directly under the water bungalow at night. Could have been a big fish or a shark, who knows. But in morrea in the daylight you can see underwater forever. Its like a big swimming pool. I never saw anything menacing while in there.

Bora bora's water is more beautiful looking down at it with many different colors, but not as clear when under the water. Goddam i miss being that place.

[–]kaydub88 1 point2 points ago

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Where have you ever seen buoys with nets that keep out sharks and jelly fish?

I'm not sure, but something tells me that won't happen in the States... I'd be surprised if that wasn't illegal.

[–]gittenlucky 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't say I saw one with bouys, I said I saw something similar. The one I believe is in the video can be seen at 1m25s.

Australia, but very similar to the one I used in Virginia

One in New York

A bouytype net I was thinking of, but not the same as the one in the video

They are not that uncommon in areas with a lot of sharks and jelly fish. The legality of them probably varies from one community to another. I am sure in areas of high tourist dependance, they are more common.

[–]epdx 5 points6 points ago

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I got paid to visit Bora Bora.

[–]ITripFatPpl 10 points11 points ago

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I don't know what you do, but where can I apply?

[–]scirio 3 points4 points ago

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I went to Bora Bora, stayed a week, ate their overpriced food daily, stayed in a decked-the-fuck-out cabana suite like one of these and total was about $5-6k at most.

[–]Justavian 2 points3 points ago

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I should have noted that the cost was for a couple. And i can't get airfare for less than $5-$6k.

[–]Sucka27 7 points8 points ago

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Stayed there in 2001 (Bora Bora / Moorea) in over water bungalows. It's worth it.

[–]klovely78 1 point2 points ago

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Was there in 2008. I definitely agree.

[–]CheesySauce 1 point2 points ago

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Was there in '04. Worth it. Every penny.

[–]JoustingTimberflake 20 points21 points ago

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Never been there. I hate you all.

[–]CheesySauce 1 point2 points ago

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Mooreah has the same thing, and is a lot cheaper. There's more to do on that island too.

Edit spelling

[–]AKA_Squanchy 2 points3 points ago

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I only spent ~$6,500 for a week there. We were over-water and it included breakfast, dinner and two drinks/day. Granted, it wasn't quite like these over-waters, but we still had a window in our floor and a private ladder/dock into the lagoon. Le Maitai Polynesia

[–]Justavian 3 points4 points ago

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Are you saying that you spent under $7k including airfare? Where did you fly from?

[–]AKA_Squanchy 1 point2 points ago

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From Los Angeles to Tahiti to Bora Bora. It was a couple years ago, airfare was ~$1000/person. Hotel was $600/night. A little cash for lunches and drinks. Looks like flights have gone up, but not enough to cost $12K. This was in mid-summer, not sure if that's a cheaper time to go.

[–]SatinHandyWipe 1 point2 points ago

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Is this all expenses? I mean food/booze.

Hookers?

[–]Justavian 1 point2 points ago

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Well, i'm not exactly sure what the resorts include, so i gave it a range. For my girlfriend and i, it was going to be almost $3k each for airfare, and then about $1000 - $1200 per night for the cabana over the water. That takes us up to almost $15k right there. If the resort doesn't cover food and drink, you might spend another $1000 or more - all depending on the baseline cost (which is apparently absurdly expensive) and the uppity-ness of the stuff you like.

The cost for hookers can probably vary wildly. Do you like your hookers to have teeth? Do you need them to bring their own donkey, or will you be providing that? Hookers exceeding 400 lbs would probably be extra, for example, as would one who had showered within 4 days.

[–]rudebii 1 point2 points ago

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They don't do all-inclusive in Tahiti, and EVERYTHING is expensive. Plus the service at some hotels can be indifferent, Tahitians are shy, and the French (which run the resorts), can be, well French.

[–]Specter3 5 points6 points ago

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So... in the straightest way possible, I saw this on Keeping Up With the Kardashians the other night, and was blown away at how much of a paradise Bora Bora actually is. But shh, don't tell anyone.

[–]DionysosX 4 points5 points ago

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So guys, we are a lot of people here at reddit. Let's just all chime in like $5, which according to my calculations should be about right, in order to buy this magnificent island and create a paradise full of rage faces, cats, puns, old gaming consoles, Pokémon, Skyrim and Bachman-Bashing http://www.auto-bilder.org/autobilder/bora-bora-12489.jpg .

[–]joetromboni 2 points3 points ago

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Traffic circles are awesome

[–]KennyLog-in 5 points6 points ago

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Look kids…Big Ben, Parliament.

[–]dhjin 2 points3 points ago

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okay, for me and my SO, ~$14,000AUD for two weeks + ~$4,000AUD for the flight.. budget of ~$20,000AUD for wedding+honeymoon.. worth it? i reckon, looks beautiful.

[–]mitchmaconagle 4 points5 points ago

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Hit thailand/SE Asia, the same scenery and accommodation for a fraction of the price.

[–]Novazero 2 points3 points ago

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Until the hurricane hits :(

[–]JackTrueborn 2 points3 points ago

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DOLPHIN PARK care of WAVE RACE 64.

[–]onlyone1147 2 points3 points ago

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were going there for our honey moon

[–]YourPantsAreSagan 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty solid zombie defense set up you have there...

[–]MarshaIsYourFriend 2 points3 points ago

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I thought this was a dead island reference at first. The game has an area that looks just like this.

[–]bigblades 2 points3 points ago

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That is the Four Seasons in Bora Bora

I'm going to go there next summer on vacation I think.

[–]jonnybreakbeat 2 points3 points ago

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while i'd love to go here eventually, asia travel is.. expensive. does anyone know a place like this a bit closer- say in the Caribbean?

[–]darkmooninc 2 points3 points ago

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At first glance I thought it was a Dead Island screenshot.

[–]BREE23 1 point2 points ago

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Yes please share, i would like to know so I can go.

[–]blessedwithacurse 1 point2 points ago

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If I can get internet out there fuck yeah I'll stay.

[–]avshalon 1 point2 points ago

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I am gonna get SO drunk and fall off that walkway!

[–]alzrnb 1 point2 points ago

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I just love the epically tiny boat off the end one, looks a beast

[–]clone00 1 point2 points ago

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I want to go to there.

[–]ruzmutuz 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a long fucking way to walk to get to anything...

[–]d35317 1 point2 points ago

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Pacifidlog town! Now I want to check if Mirage Island is available today.

[–]cerialthriller 1 point2 points ago

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I think that same village is in every single JRPG

[–]grndmstrgator 1 point2 points ago

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Must be a bitch and a half if you're wasted and have to walk all the way to the end

[–]kibble 1 point2 points ago

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Is there plumbing running under those walkways, or are the toilets just straight drops to the ocean?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me of one of the places in final fantasy x

[–]whynot14625 1 point2 points ago

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drunk people + that = drowning? how is this not a problem? That being said, this looks really cool

[–]HanselGretel 1 point2 points ago

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SIN!

[–]JaggerA 1 point2 points ago

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Someone needs to make this in Minecraft

[–]Seruz 1 point2 points ago

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I read to myself, Bring the mosquitoes to cabin 4 please.

[–]ticklemeginger 4 points5 points ago

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It's sad.. The first thing I thought when I saw this was. "if that was a video game, those ledges would be too far from the water to just jump back on... I would have to swim back to shore. Maybe after the bug fix I would play it."

[–]trololoolllofucku 1 point2 points ago

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is this where the kardashians stayed?

[–]crystalbluecurrents 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I'm almost positive it is. Bora Bora!

[–]thelazerbeast 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like FFX! Where Wakka lived.

[–]scRaven307 6 points7 points ago

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FFX nerd here. Wakka lived on Besaid Island. Kilika is what you're thinking of

[–]Darkoolaid 0 points1 point ago

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I suddenly want to play super mario sunshine now...

[–]shadeunder 0 points1 point ago

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I want to skate this.

[–]Fiann100 0 points1 point ago

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What is the round about for, have the experienced submergings during rush hour?

[–]betterredthendead 0 points1 point ago

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$4500.00 for four nights in one of those houses with a mountain view.

[–]ThruPinholeStars 0 points1 point ago

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Oh. My. God...that place looks stunning. As for Thailand being hald the price and twice the fun. My memories of Thailand were getting harrassed to buy a suit, a 13 year old girl or a trinket of some kind every 2.7 seconds.

[–]KFJ943 0 points1 point ago

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Just wondering, we all see those beautiful pictures of underwater hotels, on-water hotels, etc. But why do we never hear stories about them? Well, it might be a lack of looking for it.

[–]DerpLogic 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this a map in Call of Duty: World at War?

[–]drivebyjustin 0 points1 point ago

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Do you get a golf cart with this thing?

[–]RealClassy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GrinningPariah 0 points1 point ago

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...I wonder if they have wi-fi?

[–]javahava 0 points1 point ago

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this is the four seasons at bora bora. stayed there last year for our honeymoon. totally awesome. i can actually see our cabin in the photo (far left, towards the top). the largest cabins in the photo (towards the bedroom) are 2 bedrooms for families, i believe. they come with their own plunge pools. the roundabout is for the golf carts, so they can easily turn around. the carts deliver housecleaning/room service, and shuttle you (if you call) back and forth around the resort so you don't have to walk the length of the pier. trip including airfare was about $10K (5 day package).

[–]fece 0 points1 point ago

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No railings... :\

[–]izbsleepy1989 0 points1 point ago

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Not the best place to walk while drunk.

[–]FunExplosions 0 points1 point ago

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Watch out for Sin.

[–]erode 0 points1 point ago

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The zombie plague will still reach you out there.

[–]polkapiggy 0 points1 point ago

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How the fuck do you stumble home drunk?!!?

[–]usamyth 0 points1 point ago

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for $5000 a night ,,sure they will!

[–]ih8karma 0 points1 point ago

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beautiful place.

[–]miingii 0 points1 point ago

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I once got so piss drunk on mojitos that people at the party began to cry when they took notice of me on the floor.

[–]Conman5000 0 points1 point ago

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After playing Dead Island all night, I'll stay away from any "paradise."

[–]iSteve 0 points1 point ago

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Going by the length of that walk, don't expect fast service.

[–]AddictedToDerp 0 points1 point ago

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There will be great scuba diving in the Lobby in a few years.

[–]The_Unreal 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody must have been playing with the saturation. Because otherwise ... DAT BLUE.

[–]JoeySalsa 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the area in Super Mario Sunshine, the fucking watermelon... ;_;

[–]Plow_King 0 points1 point ago

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i stayed in a overwater bungalow in tahiti.

http://www.intercontinental.com/intercontinental/en/gb/locations/rooms/suites/tahiti

very romantic and beautiful location, except for when my gf and i were arguing. tahiti while exotic, is pretty poor in general. nice resort though, great swim up bar!

[–]deathbytray 0 points1 point ago

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Do they have mojitos in Fiji?

[–]triobot 0 points1 point ago

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resident evil 5: boat level

[–]frid 0 points1 point ago

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I want to ride a bicycle on that walkway.

[–]YeltsinYerMouth 0 points1 point ago

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I want to go-kart race on that thing so bad and I've never driven a go-kart before.

[–]FuzzyLumpkins96 0 points1 point ago

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My uncle who recently passed away stayed at this place multiple times, he had the life!

[–]Agesilas 0 points1 point ago

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Hurricane Resistant*

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

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while i nail things down and brace for typhoon

[–]iLurkkkkk 0 points1 point ago

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don't fall

[–]MrTaco69 0 points1 point ago

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Kilika island from FFX perhaps?

[–]elzosmid 0 points1 point ago

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Ecotourism, destroying coral all over the world.

[–]unrealious 0 points1 point ago

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[–]calvinvle 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, imagine trying to get back to your room drunk at 1AM. That's a long walk!

[–]A_Soft_Narwhal 0 points1 point ago

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I swear that's a Call of Duty map.

[–]WoodsMD 0 points1 point ago

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My ex had had her honeymoon there last year... That mght have been a bullet I shouldn't have dodged... (damn rich daddy)

[–]wafflestomp 0 points1 point ago

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If you stay at the far end, loads of foot traffic past your door. If you stay at the near end, long ass walk past loads of people's cabins before you get to the shore.

[–]ColdSnickersBar 0 points1 point ago

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This place looks like a nicer version of Nulb from the game, Temple of Elemental Evil.

[–]RevCosmosis 0 points1 point ago

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Don't trip.

[–]popcorncolonel 0 points1 point ago

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Repost from waterporn from quite a while ago.

[–]jillianem 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like somebody was watching the Kardashians in Bora Bora, ey?

[–]mapoftasmania 0 points1 point ago

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Yes Sir. Those will be $17 each plus a 10% service charge.

[–]qornbred 0 points1 point ago

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What if you fall in?

[–]gofightwin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kyller713 0 points1 point ago

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Summer trip for Negima! anyone?

[–]crackrock_dude 0 points1 point ago

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Star Wars Battlefront anyone? It reminds me heaps of Kashyk lol

[–]Mr_Zero 0 points1 point ago

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I think my parents have stayed there. They complained about lizards eating the fruit plates that were left in their room each day.

[–]nateblack 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE DO YOU POOP?