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[–]blackmamba08 352 points353 points ago

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Before you open the package, break it into 4-5 peices. Then open the package and enjoy crumb-free deliciousness.

[–][deleted] 204 points205 points ago

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I do this but sometimes you get that hercules wrapper that doesn't want to budge and then you say fuck it and give it a bit of a tug, and bam we're back to crumbs everywhere.

But it usually works right.

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[–]iamerroneous 342 points343 points ago

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God fucking DAMMIT!

[–]NotReallyRelevant 124 points125 points ago

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[–]Operahat 32 points33 points ago

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what happens to your username when you comment in r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu?

[–]adarvan 8 points9 points ago

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Hmm, that is interesting. We're posed with a double negative, so it'll be "NotNotReallyRelevant", thus, it'll be up to our imaginations to make it relevant somehow.

Or maybe it'll cause a tear in the time-space continuum.

[–]Gungnir111 43 points44 points ago

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All hail the Emperor!

[–]gouge 10 points11 points ago

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You've fucked me twice today, Reddit. I'm never coming back but I will.

[–]Idra_rage_lulz 4 points5 points ago

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boxer always gets the seal of my approval

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[–]iamerroneous 8 points9 points ago

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I actually already have it. But what can I say, I like the thrill of the unknown!

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[–]aalabrash 32 points33 points ago

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Fuck you.

[–]Rafi89 27 points28 points ago

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I was like 'ha ha, spiders' <click> 'what are on its back? WHAT THE FUCK!!! AGGGHHH!!!'.

[–]leet_beast 4 points5 points ago

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you rat bastard, you made me curious and i clicked the link.

[–]mdrndgtl 18 points19 points ago

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He used to get me with the RES suggestion as well.

[–]r_spiders_link[!] 44 points45 points ago

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That's because there's actually a psychologist who does comedy as a side gig. The reason why he's so good at comedy is this he uses his knowledge of human psychology to make jokes as funny as possible. He's actually one of my childhood idols. Anyway, there's a link to a video explaining that when you say something but do another, the joke is at least three times funnier. Here's the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[–]tiffums 39 points40 points ago

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Is there actually a video like that? :(

Sincerely,

a disappointed comedy nerd and psych student

Edit: OH MY GOD AND THE URL TEXT IS A RICKROLL YOU SICK BASTARD

I still love you though... but we have a seriously unhealthy relationship.

[–]Tygrah 30 points31 points ago

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For the record, I knew it was a link to spiders I just had to click to be sure

[–]Chondriac 7 points8 points ago

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Out of curiosity I checked the youtube address and got rick roll'd. A troll within a troll...

[–]ozzatron 9 points10 points ago

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Anyone else automatically recognize the rick roll video ID?

[–]theconquistador101 6 points7 points ago

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I had to look to see what the actual youtube video was and I say well played... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[–]zero51423 48 points49 points ago

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NO, I'm not falling for this again!

[–]Gisbourne 28 points29 points ago

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I did. I'm a little ashamed of myself.

[–]blackmamba08 8 points9 points ago

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Son of a bitch got me again.

[–]IAreSeriousCat 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck you bro I'm on mobile and I'm an arachnophobe and shit.

[–]Bargorf 7 points8 points ago

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Why does every redditor hate spiders? I think they're kinda cool... And they catch wasps and shit.

[–]Aegeus 2 points3 points ago

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Well, the redditors who don't hate spiders aren't going to post, because they've got nothing to say. Self-selection bias!

[–]jackcatalyst 20 points21 points ago

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I almost clicked and then saw your post, thank you sir your sacrifice allowed me to dodge a bullet.

[–]iranintoavan 38 points39 points ago

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For the first time my huge red SPIDERS tag on RES actually saved me.

Me = 1

You = 20

[–]Cant_explain_that 11 points12 points ago

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Mines just a huge red "NOPE"

[–]bi-curiousgeorge 19 points20 points ago

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Reddit: Grown-ups scared of spiders.

nevermind that I just crapped myself

[–]fivestar20 36 points37 points ago

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WHY DO I ALWAYS FALL FOR THIS? FUCK YOU.

[–]fivestar20 48 points49 points ago

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I JUST WANTED AN ALTERNATE NATURE VALLEY. WHYYYYYYYYY

[–]Adiuvo 13 points14 points ago

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I even tagged you in RES! Why don't I notice ;_;

[–]wtfisflapdoodle 7 points8 points ago

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I did too. I forgot to change the color so it is red and thats the color for admins.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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What the fuck is that? Seriously, I'm too confused to scream in horror.

[–]ContemplativeOctopus 26 points27 points ago

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why the fuck is everybody flipping out, it's a picture of a GODDAM SPIDER ON A COMPUTER SCREEN, jesus christ if you seriously reacted like that you guys are the biggest pussies on the planet.

[–]mavriksfan11 6 points7 points ago

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You think pictures on a computer screen won't freak you out?

Let's see if you're a pussy.

[–]blackmamba08 13 points14 points ago

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Anyone wanna click and share with the class what they saw?

[–]LeiaShadow 9 points10 points ago

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Some gross injury. In the split-second that it was open, I saw not much blood but quite a bit of bone. There looked to be more pictures on the page, but I didn't scroll down.

[–]Dragonscreed 3 points4 points ago

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I actually could withstand such a sight, so from what I observed... There are multiple pictures of people who's skin has decayed from their arms or legs from the use of a russian drug Krokodil. Showing a whole forearm bone and much rotting flesh on other pictures. There are videos also.

[–]Cdf12345 9 points10 points ago

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From the link (which included pics)

The drug is called “krokodil” because injecting it turns the skin scaly … almost immediately. But that’s only the beginning. It doesn’t take long for that scaly skin to turn to rotting flesh that literally falls off your body. “Flesh,” the article reports, “goes grey and peels away to leave bones exposed. People literally rot to death.” Holy shit!! This is why Brian above said “the living dead officially exist in Russian”!! Krokodil gives the user the appearance of being a zombie. Oh what’s that? Ya wanna kick krokodil? Well the main symptoms of heroin withdrawal last 5-10 days. After that the pain goes away. With krokodil the pain can last up to a MONTH, and apparently the pain is unbearable. People kicking the drug need powerful tranquilizers just to keep them from passing out from the withdrawal pain. This is some nasty shit!!

[–]wallawalla22 3 points4 points ago

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Rotting humans because of a heroin substitute in Russia. It was actually a good read if you can get over seeing living cadavers.

[–]megagoosey 4 points5 points ago

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That's... quite different than pictures of spiders. Fuck you for posting it, by the way.

[–]NosajReddit 7 points8 points ago

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My theory is that r_spiders_link is secretly one of the developers of the Reddit Enhancement Suite.

If you've been burned, you know where to go to prevent a next time!

[–]Fake_EyeBleach 36 points37 points ago

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OH GOD, WHERES THE EYEBLEACH?!

[–]AllNamesAreGone 30 points31 points ago

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Fuck you and a half (I caught on when I saw the duplicate image tag.)

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Thank you, RES.

[–]wtfisflapdoodle 11 points12 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]rt88 2 points3 points ago

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today you taught me to read the username FIRST

[–]OrangeKyo 1 point2 points ago

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There is seriously an art to doing this.

[–]substanceboarder 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You're one of my favorite novelty accounts.

[–]tariqi 1 point2 points ago

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This is what I've had to resort to. You shall fool me no more.

[–]Ruabadfsh2 1 point2 points ago

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Also, if you don't have a receptacle nearby you're stuck with a crumb bomb. But I agree the break first method is paramount.

[–]Buckbeak69 39 points40 points ago

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Smash into pieces, pour in bowl, add milk, baby you got a cereal goin'

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[–]kilonad 1 point2 points ago

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There's a box of 1970s-vintage Nature Valley Granola Cereal in the Museum of Modern Art in NYC... and it blew my mind. It was only then that I realized they got their start in cereal and not granola bars.

[–]Svaerke 1 point2 points ago*

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Sooo.... Are we still talking spiders, or are we back to granola bars?

Edit: Continued reading thread with spiders in mind... This, this and this made me "feel" the sensation of crunching on spiders with tiny babbies on their backs. Not sure if amused or about to throw up a little bit.

[–]uncle_albert 3 points4 points ago

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Carl Weathers??

[–]ChaosDesigned 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe it's the way I have it set up to view comments, but when I read this I had no idea what the fuck you were referring to anymore because above this was nothing but tons of talk of spiders. I forgot this thread was even about the granola bar.

[–]PeaceOfTheHighLife 31 points32 points ago

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I can attest to this, I eat these for breakfast at work.. Just break 'em into chunks, open one end of the package, eat one chunk at a time. It gets a bit technical when you get to the crumbs but I usually dump them out into my hand at that point and eat then all at once.. Or, if you are a cunning man, you would have brought a yogurt to work knowing full well that you would have crumbs..

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Or, if you are a cunning man

'Old it roight there, mate....a clever man.. a quick man moight 'ave a weapon unda theya!

[–]derekg1000 1 point2 points ago

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now that there is some foresight.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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These were my main foodsource between seven and ten or so, and this is the way you do it for sure. Once it's broken, you can take out bite-sized pieces and eat them sans mess until the remainder can be emptied out like.... pop rocks, or some such.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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I have this picture of you as a dirty feral child, subsisting off a cache of foil wrapped granola bars while the cold, gray ashes of the late world pile up around you.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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Truth be told, I stole very small boxes off of the truck that delivered to our "general store". One summer a nearby fire produced enough ash to cover the beach, and I remember standing on the long-since useful breakwater, eating one of these stolen treats as the ashes fell - making me long for snow for the first time. I was wearing a ripped and faded red power ranger shirt, and some knee-torn jeans. My right hand had been cut in to, and the ash was layering on top of the gashes. I thought it amusing, the new experience. I don't know why this memory is still so vivid, considering how many of them I've lost.

I know you were making a joke, but the scary truth is you're not that far off.

[–]coelomate 10 points11 points ago

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This was... beautiful

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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You know what man? That's exactly how it felt. I've been through a lot, but I've never genuinely felt begrudging. I'm really glad to have had the childhood I did, even though my mother's side of the family at the time was insisting that I was going through hell. That sense of survival led me to engage with tourists, learn other cultures, and get free meals. I learned how to fish from a Chinese man named "Lee" that I'm pretty sure didn't actually speak english. He gave me one of his fishing poles, no joke. At the time, it was straight out of the bible I had been forced to read as a substitute for school. A small Korean family gave me a package of Korean oreo's with stars on them - when they saw me waiting to steal their meal..

Mark, the hot dog guy, gave me polish hot dogs about once every three days until I felt bad about asking for them. There was a shave-ice cart owned by a woman named Cici, or some such spelling - She'd give me shaved ice whenever I was desperate enough to ask, too. Carl, a local fisherman from the port a short walk down the coast, used to give me the smaller fish he said he couldn't sell. He gave me some of his bait whenever I found him, too. I'd start a fire using my magnifying glass and tourist litter, and fry the fish over a hole in the sand.

I survived thanks to a combination of thievery and the kindness of strangers. It was beautiful, but not sad. Just... unique. I really miss that time of my life, come to think of it. The beach (Avila) has since been entirely "renovated", and taken over as a tourist location. Aside from one store owner, nobody that I remember is still there. Cici's daughter runs her shave-ice cart now, so that was pretty refreshing come to think of it. It seems I've lost myself yet again. Please don't vote - down or up, this is simply.. I don't know what this is, but it isn't normal. I suppose this is here for Happysnaps and coelomate. It's been nice remembering all of this. Thank you for listening. =)

[–]NiceDay4ASulk[S] 12 points13 points ago

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This man might be onto something!

[–]LegionVsNinja 6 points7 points ago

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I do this, and then I dip the pieces in milk.. Oats'n'honey dipped in milk.. mmm.. gonna go have some right now...

[–]grytpype 2 points3 points ago

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Also the way to put a packet of saltine crackers into a bowl of soup.

[–]roidz122 1 point2 points ago

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smart

[–]Zipvex143258 1 point2 points ago

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I break into 3 pieces or snap it twice. Open the side with the smaller 1/3 first and enjoy the big pieces last.

[–]dietotaku 1 point2 points ago

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alternately, cram the whole thing in your mouth in one bite!

[–]eraiders 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, hey, hey....

guys

Hey Guys

It's called granola. You can get it just as sweet and for cheaper. I feast on this daily.

[–]robrmm 95 points96 points ago

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I like the Sweet Salty Nuts one. I offered mine to my buddy at work, he gave me a weird look.

[–]dbarefoot 46 points47 points ago

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As in, "do you want to put my sweet salty nuts in your mouth?"

[–]Rcmike1234 17 points18 points ago

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Eating one right now, but I prefer the yogurt ones.

[–]MayMT 12 points13 points ago

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Gross those are gross

[–]jasmaree 2 points3 points ago

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They're heaven. But they cost about the same as the oats and honey ones, and sometimes I feel like I'm not getting enough bang for my buck. Two bars vs. one.

[–]Herp_McDerp 94 points95 points ago

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Warning: Do not eat in bed. Will make your mattress worse to sleep on than Rosie O'Donnell. I know from experience so learn from my mistakes

[–]jetRink 115 points116 points ago

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I can confirm that Rosie O'Donnell is covered in crumbs. Very uncomfortable.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 25 points26 points ago

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She wears underwear wit dickholes in em

[–]TheMusicalVito 10 points11 points ago

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???

[–]plainOldFool 3 points4 points ago

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It's Boy George.

What I love best about this clip is that everyone seems to lose it when the underwear w/ dickholes line is dropped.

[–]SoCalDan 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Malkav1379 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Prophet92 1 point2 points ago

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You have experience sleeping on Rosie O' Donnell? Man, I'm really sorry...

[–]hambeastly 19 points20 points ago

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Nature Valley peanut butter crunchy granola bars are worth every fucking crumb. Even the ones that you find in your bra five hours later.

Plus, you get to the end of the wrapper and think it's done, only to discover TINY DELICIOUS AT THE BOTTOM.

[–]hawkinator 7 points8 points ago

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ever had the dark chocolate and oats ones? sweet jesus

but this is true too. i could be wearing a turtleneck and still manage to get crumb cleavage after eating a nature valley bar.

[–]monkeyshinesonme 1 point2 points ago

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This made me chuckle.

[–]Darkbrother 425 points426 points ago

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So fucking true.

[–]nolez 242 points243 points ago

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Yet so fucking delicious.

[–]PreExRedditor 58 points59 points ago

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[–]TheAdAgency 5 points6 points ago

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Honestly the real secret is simply to take them as a suppository, solving all such problems.

[–]cleverlyannoying 73 points74 points ago

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But is it enough to offset the clean-up?

[–]wolfx 160 points161 points ago

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you could ask the same about sex

[–]Allurex 46 points47 points ago

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I could.

[–]jackcatalyst 43 points44 points ago

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Yes to both.

[–]cleverlyannoying 63 points64 points ago

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But, in my experience, sex does not generate crumbs.

[–]annoyinglyclever 103 points104 points ago

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You've obviously never been to Amsterdam...

[–]kopo27 20 points21 points ago

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Don't be so hard on yourself. That was clever and not annoying at all.

[–]Eustis 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]angrymole 5 points6 points ago

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Clearly you have never made two gingerbread men have sex with each other.

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[–]cleverlyannoying 32 points33 points ago

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Hey, man, I have a special weakness for the peanut butter ones, but seriously... sometimes I have better shit to do than break my teeth and spend 30 minutes cleaning these things up.

[–]annoyinglyclever 6 points7 points ago

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That's why you have a dog, aka automatic crumb picker-upper.

[–]webbsquad 1 point2 points ago

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You fucking forgot to use the word "fuck."

[–]kersk 1 point2 points ago

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The first one tasted like cardboard, now they are delicious. I'm not sure if they got better, or my food palette just adjusted to corporate life.

[–]Mddickson 66 points67 points ago

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The trick is to break it into halves while still in the wrapper. Crumbs stay in, granola-y goodness comes out

[–]Elrox 39 points40 points ago

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If you cut the end off nicely after the crushing, it becomes tube-o-crumbs which is awesome for pouring into my mouth.

[–]kopo27 20 points21 points ago

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Exactly.

[–]Elrox 19 points20 points ago

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I should also mention that you can dip or pour things into tube-o-crumbs for more deliciousness.

Try:

Melted chocolate

honey

maple syrup

crushed nuts

ice cream

WARNING: Never insert wang into tube-o-crumbs, no matter how tempting it may be!

[–]kopo27 6 points7 points ago

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Or you could remove crumbs from tube and toast them in the oven. Even add them to cookies or brownie batter. Man, I'm so high right now. Wish I had a box.

[–]Kaghuros 4 points5 points ago

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I don't even smoke weed and this granola is the best fucking cereal ever. Just throw some milk in that shit and DAMN. The one small side-effect is that it tears the shit out of your gums sometimes.

[–]canireddit 18 points19 points ago

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Why is this the top comment? Shouldn't it be something witty?

[–]Sir_Duke 13 points14 points ago

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nope, this is Nu-Reddit, now with more diggers.

[–]freddit52 10 points11 points ago

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The jenga of granola bars

[–]laz-y 34 points35 points ago

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Slightly open the wrapper, and pull each piece out just far enough to break them (getting your fingers in between). That will make most of the crumbs stay in the wrapper, or at least minimize them.

[–]NiceDay4ASulk[S] 62 points63 points ago

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Oh, trust me, I do. The key word here is "minimize."

[–]lukeydukey 33 points34 points ago

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...until you accidentally tip the wrapper the wrong way and all the crumbs go tumbling out.

[–]eldergamesmanship 38 points39 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one on Earth who rediscovers gravity like this.

[–]Kalium 16 points17 points ago

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Fucking natural forces.

[–]Avery17 6 points7 points ago

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Totally fucking worth it.

[–]really_inappropriate 2 points3 points ago

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Granola versus gravity, a battle I face at snack time.

[–]animalcookiesiced 15 points16 points ago

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Have a glass of water handy if you attempt to eat these. They are DRY

[–]redgroupclan 20 points21 points ago

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This is so fucking true.

I've got a sort of solution though - if I'm eating one while sitting down, I'll let all the crumbs fall onto my shirt, then when I'm ready to get up, I grab the end of my shirt and pull it up to carry all the crumbs. Then I just walk over to a trash can and flap my shirt above the trash can and all the crumbs fall into it.

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This is how I used to manage LEGOS, haha.

[–]alekzander5 1 point2 points ago

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So you used to throw all your LEGOS out? :(

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[–]kpsfire 9 points10 points ago

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And by "pretty good" he means fucking delicious. Seriously, this beats out several cereals in my opinion.

[–]Eisenstein 1 point2 points ago

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Cereal is a conspiracy derived by John Harvey Kellogg to keep you from masturbating. Eat real food for breakfast.

[–]The_Dalai_Karma 1 point2 points ago

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Goes good with yogurt, too.

[–]RocktheSpock 14 points15 points ago

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I love these but always hate being the loud, crunchy, crumby person in class for as long as it takes to eat it.

[–]CakeyBearest 4 points5 points ago

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Exactly! That was me everyday in HS. These things are like bricks. I can't believe I haven't broken a tooth.

[–]schm1855 5 points6 points ago

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Anyone else get frustrated with the Nature Valley commercial that features the couple eating the bar shaped like the mountain range in front of them?

Who the fuck has ever been able to get a Nature Valley bar to do that?

[–]DrHenryPym 4 points5 points ago

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The only thing keeping those crumbs together is high fructose corn syrup.

[–]synaesthesizer 18 points19 points ago

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No way dude thats honey. Look at the picture on the wrapper.

[–]J0kester 18 points19 points ago

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[–]NiceDay4ASulk[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Dammit, Kenan. I wanted to hear the rest of Kel's toast stories.

[–]0xjiva 5 points6 points ago

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Take 2-3 of them and smash them up in the wrapper. Dump in bowl. Add milk. You're welcome.

[–]skaterape 3 points4 points ago

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I dont know who to thank, you, or the 19 other people who have mentioned it thus far.

[–]HueyLewisAndTheNewz 4 points5 points ago

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The chocolate ones are the best.

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A few packages of Nature Valley bars broken into small bite sized chunks + milk = the best cereal ever made.

[–]Scorp63 17 points18 points ago

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Oh lord you've got to try the cereal they made of it.

Expensive, but probably the best damn cereal I've ever had.

[–]Eye_of_the_Beholder 17 points18 points ago

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I was half-expecting another goddamn spider. That cereal looks amazing!

[–]BranVan 5 points6 points ago

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My life will not be complete until I have tried this.

[–]laurentide 3 points4 points ago

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EVERY TIME.

[–]grundose 3 points4 points ago

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That brand in particular is the worst of em all. The chewy ones aren't so bad.

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[–]TheHypnicJerk 11 points12 points ago

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This helped me get over the spider image that was linked at the top of the page. Thank you.

[–]obsa 10 points11 points ago

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Holy oversized image, Batman!

[–]NiceDay4ASulk[S] 97 points98 points ago

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[–]NosajReddit 63 points64 points ago

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What is this, a granola bar for ANTS?!

[–]shadowfreak 2 points3 points ago

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it needs to be atleast... 3 TIMES the size of this!

[–]obsa 10 points11 points ago

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You are a fine gentleman, indeed.

[–]glandyover 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, I eat a crunchy Kashi bar every morning and I'm surprised my wife hasn't kicked me out of the house yet. I leave crumbs and wrappers everywhere. :(

[–]Jelz 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man, best truth of the day. I have one everyday on the way to work and "ash" it out the window like a cigarette after each bite...contains some of the crumbage...

[–]sceptreofnarwhal 2 points3 points ago

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I had my favorite kind of PNG today, it was like half a fucking meg

[–]Racemic 2 points3 points ago

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If you have fiber one chewy bars, you won't have crumbs everywhere. You will have methane everywhere later.

[–]vicktor3 2 points3 points ago

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Tips from a master for your crumb problem.

[–]hellionz 2 points3 points ago

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I worked for a ski resort one winter, and we had those exact bars because the resort was sponsored by the bar. I was so poor that I spent the entire winter eating those bars man, and I always got myself covered in crumbs, which sucks when they get under the ski jacket. I am a little bit drunk, so bear with me. Plus they were stale, so I would dunk them in coffee, the only way to not get covered in crumbs, because it made a sort of paste. Hope this helps.

[–]TimothytheCreator 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget the spoon.

[–]SaveTheHelium 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone know if these are good/bad for you? I vaguely remember glancing at the ingredients the last time I ate one and I don't recall seeing anything that would throw up any red flags.

[–]visionaryrabbit 1 point2 points ago

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If you're not on the run, these are great if you put the crumbs (i.e. entire package) into a bowl and pour milk over them. I can't be the only one...

[–]BeastAP23 1 point2 points ago

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It loads so slow its like a joke that takes a minute to get, it works so perfect

[–]00b 1 point2 points ago

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They always leave you thirsty as hell too.

[–]bbg2g 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, my favorite brand of concrete.

[–]something_profound 1 point2 points ago

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Very accurate, although this is an advantage when eating these with yogurt.

[–]hiddenlakes 1 point2 points ago

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The best way to eat those is crushed up in your favorite yoghurt.

[–]oldchinesefood 1 point2 points ago

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Dump the granola bars into a plastic baggie before digging in. Much easier to neatly break off pieces and easier to tip the bag to get all the last crumbs out.

[–]MoldyAvacado 1 point2 points ago

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You need like a bowl to eat this shit

Brilliant

[–]ctothe 1 point2 points ago

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I love to dip these in yogurt and use them like a spoon.

[–]darwin2500 1 point2 points ago

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Granola bar hack: push your lips out in a kissing motion so that they're wrapped around the bar further away from your teeth. When you bite down, all the crumbs generated will still be inside your lips and won't make a mess.

[–]TheRealEggNogAdam 1 point2 points ago

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Can You Add A Troll Face Somewhere?

[–]D_alan 1 point2 points ago

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I put them over the campfire until they get soft. My favorite camping snack, no crumbs.

[–]mossyskeleton 1 point2 points ago

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Simple solution:

Clif Crunch Peanut Butter Granola Bars

Taste better and no crumbs. Much more enjoyable eating experience. But more expensive too. They're like luxury granola bars.

[–]NOIXIOUS 1 point2 points ago

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True story.....I actually chomped down on a little black rock in one of those things and chipped two teeth.

[–]therealsmf 1 point2 points ago

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Nature Valley Bars are really good, but I can't be the only one that loves to put some Nutella on them, now that's a fucking treat.

[–]MechanicalKittah 1 point2 points ago

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This was a crummy joke

[–]Senator_Christmas 1 point2 points ago

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I think the crumbs can teleport. I swear to god. I break a piece off in the wrapper - no crumbs - I put the whole piece in my mouth - no crumbs - I get up - DROWNING IN CRUMBS -.

[–]frankspinkled 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly thing that you can only eat this somewhere you don't have to clean up after yourself. Like in a forest.

You eat it standing up with your head tilted forward to avoid crumbing up your shirt. And you can also just leave the crumbs on the ground without having to vacuum for 3 hours right after.

Also, Happy Birthday Freddie Mercury.

[–]wonderbread1 1 point2 points ago

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Recipe for best cereal EVER

1.) As many honey oat bars as you want 2.) Milk

Crush up bars, put in bowl, add milk.

[–]legolover64 1 point2 points ago

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Break them up, and put them in yogurt.

You're welcome.

[–]ScuttleBucket 1 point2 points ago

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My solution to this is to break the bars up while the package is unopened into bite size pieces, tear open the top and pull them out one at a time. No crumbs anywhere :)

[–]yeknoh 1 point2 points ago

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I just laughed so fucking hard at this my cheeks are hurting i am baked

[–]mnichols_2 1 point2 points ago

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dip that shit in milk!!

edit: soak that shit in milk!

[–]mavatark 1 point2 points ago

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i seriously only eat this shit outside.

pro tip: do NOT eat in your bed

[–]PaperStreetSoap 1 point2 points ago

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[–]optoqueen 1 point2 points ago

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The worst is when you save the other bar for later...and put it in your purse or bag. CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!!

[–]northbayray 1 point2 points ago

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If you only open one end of the package, it works as a perfect funnel into your mouth. That's how the fuck I roll with Fucking Crumbs Everywhere.

[–]Welldoneovenchips 1 point2 points ago

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Only open the very end creating a granola filled tube sealed at one end. Place open end in mouth, turn closed end towards the sky. Consume like ravenous duck.

[–]oohitsalady 1 point2 points ago

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I call this the mouth-rape bar. That shit cuts up the roof of my mouth so deliciously.

[–]Teh_Smell 1 point2 points ago

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Those things are really crumby

[–]vampyprincess88 1 point2 points ago

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[–]LozinMust 1 point2 points ago

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Never have I ever been so inconvenienced with such a convenient snack.

[–]Other_wise_ 1 point2 points ago

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It just goes to show you that the best foods in life are messy.