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[–]Dtoppy 20 points21 points ago

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On the bright side, the rhino finally got the last goretusk liver it needed to complete that quest.

[–]ThatsSoKafkaesque 4 points5 points ago

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who are we kidding, those things don't drop for shit.

[–]dingofarmer2004 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Lunchable_ 0 points1 point ago

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Rocksteady 1, Bebop 0

[–]rogugu 24 points25 points ago

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Am I the only one who thought the boars were baby rhinos? I was heart broken thinking the rhino was doing this to it's own offspring.

[–]tensographics 2 points3 points ago

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"I SAID, FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK!"

[–]121234342 1 point2 points ago

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im still heartbroken, boars are cool

[–]Vossidian 0 points1 point ago

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Me too...

[–]axstoro 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, they were boars. Baby rhinos dont have those... brain fart.... things on the front of the face..... FUCK WHY CANT I REMEMBER THE NAME GODDAMMIT

[–]hey_wait_a_minute 10 points11 points ago

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Dimples?

[–]dandy36 4 points5 points ago

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les tusks?

[–]axstoro 0 points1 point ago

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YES DAMMIT! LES TUSKS! D:<

[–]ninjarobotking 1 point2 points ago

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kit kat bar?

[–]schwab002 -1 points0 points ago

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horns?

[–]Megaspore 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I thought it was too. I still think so lol.

[–]the_gunsligner 5 points6 points ago

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poor pumbaa...so much for hakuna matata.

[–]bloobaloo -1 points0 points ago

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society's going to shit i tell ya!

[–]HereIsTheVideo 10 points11 points ago

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[–]YayForThrowAway 6 points7 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

Video of a rhino destroying a zebra. Don't fuck with rhinos!

Poor zebra :(

[–]captchasarehard 3 points4 points ago

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Damn you for posting that.. poor little zebra.

[–]YayForThrowAway 0 points1 point ago

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Here watch this one.

Zebra gets his revenge. :)

[–]charleattack 0 points1 point ago

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"What?! That's it?!"

"Awww yeah baby...That's it"

[–]Eulachon 3 points4 points ago

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Wow that's brutal. Like dinos.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Mixed with ferocious unicorns.

[–]Gaelige 0 points1 point ago

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And a Spice Worm from Dune.

[–]orlex 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for the warning.

[–]redaccw 1 point2 points ago

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very strange almost like the boars were trying to play:

  • Boars charge very fast with their tusks when aggressive, these two are not doing that here.
  • They are both down on their front knees showing the top of their heads like a smaller dog will do to larger one when being passive.
  • They are both waging their tails like dogs

    I am thinking some food is in that hay stack and they were trying to steal it from the rhino? they were being coy to steal?

If

[–]dontfeedthenerd 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Namroht 2 points3 points ago

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That 150 - 250 lbs beast flew like 10 feet in the air!

[–]firepelt 2 points3 points ago

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Like 15-20 feet in the air, I thought.

[–]JimothyBilliam 6 points7 points ago*

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That would be so wicked sweet if the boar came back down and was impaled by the spike.

Even sweeter if the rhino then kicked the impaled boar with its front hoof, sending it spinning like a helicopter blade back upwards into the sky.

[–]SoPoOneO 1 point2 points ago

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You're a sick fuck. Upvote.

[–]Marashio 1 point2 points ago

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Well that boar probably died of internal bleeding or a broken back.

[–]redaccw -1 points0 points ago

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I think the rhino flung him from the tip of his horn not his nose.. so most likely he also impaled the boar in the gut/lungs and the boar could asphyxiate.

[–]ibfreeekout 1 point2 points ago

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I like the warthog in the background that looks over like something interesting happened.

[–]Dubbys 0 points1 point ago

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can't we all hakunamattata?

[–]Lockdownn 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, 1.8 second hangtime

[–]muffinmonk[S] 0 points1 point ago

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in case it doesn't work (it hasn't been showing it recently for some reason...) try this: http://www.gifbin.com//bin/092011/1315246066_rhino_vs_warthog.gif

[–]Bob06 0 points1 point ago

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Rhinoceruses dont play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

[–]muffinmonk[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Then take away his credit card.

[–]Caca_Refrescante 0 points1 point ago

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Hangtime

[–]LetsRunAway -1 points0 points ago

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Holy fucking tits!

[–]listofdemands -5 points-4 points ago

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Surely that killed the little rhino? Please dont let it be true....

[–]JimothyBilliam 10 points11 points ago

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it's a boar...

[–]Intrepid00 3 points4 points ago

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No, it was an exciting fact.

[–]smarchweather -4 points-3 points ago

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The rhino is the USA. The boars are the rest of the world.

[–]ShittyComicTLDR 1 point2 points ago

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You're fucking retarded.

[–]muffinmonk[S] 1 point2 points ago

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troll'd

[–]Obliverate 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. Facepalm.

[–]muffinmonk[S] -1 points0 points ago

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troll'd

[–]wise_comment -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone else want bacon?