T-rexes might be impressive the night before but they are all assholes and leave before you wake up in the morning. They try to creep out but they just end up breaking all your shit on the way to the door. They can't turn the knob and won't even wait for you to wake up so they just bust through like its no big deal at all. And forget about them calling ever again. Sure they say its because their little hands can't reach but really, is it too hard to get a friend to dial and hold the phone?

Worst night ever.