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[–]clubdepizza 10 points11 points ago

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The sun is a sun, stoopid

[–]rahl404 7 points8 points ago

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[–]nicktowers 12 points13 points ago

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I bet she forgets how to breathe sometimes

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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wat do u maen LO-GHHGGHHHHHGHHHHHNNG..

[–]tokeyoh 4 points5 points ago

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did you just take a ride in larry david's car?

[–]LaDouche_James 0 points1 point ago

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The face he makes when that loud bitch is getting off is EPIC as much as it is COMICAL!

Awesome episode!

[–]HagerEKU 4 points5 points ago

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It is times like this when I feel like locking myself bomb shelter to escape the ignorance

[–]subx1 3 points4 points ago

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Wanna hear something really terrifying? People like her outnumber people like us by a very wide margin. Very wide. Idiocracy genuinely isn't that far off.

[–]spot35 4 points5 points ago

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By definition, the average IQ is 100. That's a lot of people on the left side of that bell curve...

[–]slyDelcatty -3 points-2 points ago

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I thought it was more like 80-90.

[–]OmegaVesko 1 point2 points ago*

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100 is, by definition, the average IQ.

[–]jusksmit 2 points3 points ago

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In other words, today's 100IQ is a lot dumber than yesteryear's 100IQ.

[–]SoInsightful 1 point2 points ago

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There might be some facetiousness here, but today's 100 IQ is smarter than yesteryear's 100 IQ.

Flynn effect

[–]OmegaVesko 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly.

[–]ChunkyLaFunga 0 points1 point ago

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On what basis do you say that? All I have to go on is IQ, and there are as many people above average as below it.

[–]njakubow 2 points3 points ago

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They let anyone into college. Assuming she's talking about a college class.

[–]hymen_destroyer 2 points3 points ago

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Whoa. That's like, third-grade science shit. I really hope she was joking.

[–]sgst 2 points3 points ago

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how can you be that stupid? surely she be trolling

[–]pilsner407 1 point2 points ago

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What a dumbass

[–]sgtsolidus 2 points3 points ago

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Yea, thinking the sun is a star.....

[–]Dodechotomy 0 points1 point ago

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I maen look at it. Starz are so much samller than the sun.

[–]goosebumper88 1 point2 points ago

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the world's stupidity knows no bounds

[–]Drewsome 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, let's not judge her.. she could have a learning disability?

[–]entropy111 1 point2 points ago

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god i love people

[–]SyntaxTheFourth 1 point2 points ago

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You know this planet?

Yeah?

The big blue one?

I don't want to live on it any more.

[–]SteeleBawls 1 point2 points ago

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this is what happens when "no child is left behind" lol... the standards drop so that all the dumb kids are just unleashed on the world instead of LABELED as dumb kids... because judging people based on intelligence would be wrong (sarcasm included at no extra cost)

[–]healious 1 point2 points ago

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i wish i was suprised, I know people in their mid twenties that cant read an analog clock

[–]King_of_Poison 0 points1 point ago

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do those same people complain about it not having hands big or small?

Or do they get sidetracked when you write analog and make anal and log jokes for hours?

[–]m00r5tuD 0 points1 point ago

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Silly lady isn't it spelled professor?

[–]dorfcally 0 points1 point ago

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fucking stars, how do they work

[–]Family_man 0 points1 point ago

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really?!?! come on!

[–]dogbreathsmellsbad 0 points1 point ago

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I have a lollipop for you little girl...

[–]ThatOneJake 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if trolling or... You know what? Too many of these already.

[–]G1az3d 0 points1 point ago

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My girlfriend didn't know this either -_-

[–]anjunabeasts 0 points1 point ago

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I hope she doesn't procreate.

[–]dhvl2712 0 points1 point ago

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I'd still probably kill 100 people for sex with her all night.

I can't be the only one who would.

[–]BranchDavidian 0 points1 point ago

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i think i love her. she just trolled facebook so well that she trolled reddit.

[–]iwishihadgills -1 points0 points ago

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I don't want to live in this world anymore.

[–]Notemy -5 points-4 points ago

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Hihihi I sooo lold at this, its such funny that gurl is shure telling them idiots whats what. yeah pffff the sun a star! omfg yg2bkm seriously, what school is that liek nurdschool for freaks with jello for brains? puhleeez thoes pplz are just soooo weird, why I never talk to them becoz that would be super lame then boorrrdem will unravel my brain tissue from its structural patterns and obliterate my fickle brainz. gawd that would suck!

[–]TreyDunn 1 point2 points ago

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Sa-wing and a miss