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[–]orional 16 points17 points ago

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Where can I get myself one of those from then?

[–]draqs 1 point2 points ago

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Anyway- here's the link for people in Japan: http://auction.item.rakuten.co.jp/10728288/a/10002265/

[–]Fyzzle 0 points1 point ago

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Any non-auction sites? I tried doing a google image search and nothing is popping up.

[–]draqs 0 points1 point ago

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This is the only one I found, but it's "Buy-it-now" style auction, so about the same as a normal shop.

[–]draqs 0 points1 point ago

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They are sold online in Japan for $40 plus about $3 shipping within Japan. I could buy them and ship abroad, but all things said and done it would be one pricey shirt. (The version I can buy online is black - available in M and L sizes.)

[–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

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I guarantee the photo was taken in Harijuku.

[–]FireGuts 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck downvoters, I wager you're right. I took this in Harajuku when I was there a year and a bit ago. http://imgur.com/mDAqs

[–]kukamunga 9 points10 points ago

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the pedobear one says "bear claw," in case you are wondering.

[–]Alexxishere 11 points12 points ago

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.-. and nobody even MENTIONS the shirt where the sesame street charecters are eating big bird?

[–]sharked 2 points3 points ago

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it's ripped off from a web comic.

[–]kukamunga 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Alexxishere 0 points1 point ago

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you got me there...fuck your name

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 3 points4 points ago

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You mean "BEAAAAAA KURŌŌŌŌŌŌ!"

[–]Rick_dangerously 0 points1 point ago

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I have the pedobear shirt. I always wondered what it said. Thank you.

[–]Viperwolf 1 point2 points ago

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Same here my brother got it for me while he was in japan. I love the odd looks people have when they see it.

[–]Roopa132 7 points8 points ago

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Holy crap they ate Big Bird!

[–]sparklezombie 2 points3 points ago

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Why does no one care about Big Bird's murder???

[–]AdviceForRobots 8 points9 points ago

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the way ernie looks out his eyes is so.. lifeless..

[–]grapaler 6 points7 points ago

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Before Pedobear came to be know as Pedobear, he was just ASCII art from 2ch and named Kuma. So in Japan he has nothing to do with pedophilia.

[–]name_was_taken 0 points1 point ago

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"Kuma" literally means 'bear' in Japanese, btw.

[–]huntwhale 2 points3 points ago

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Don't know if this is the same store, but take a left out of the train stop at Harajuku. It'll be on your right not too far down. It's full of this stuff. I guess that's assuming you're in Japan. If not, I don't know. Sorry.

[–]sevennineone 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, this is the one! Awesome store.

[–]Groperofeuropa 2 points3 points ago

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I have a shirt made by the same group of Winnie the Pooh. Would love to know what it says. Here

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

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It says something along the lines of "Although... it's because he's a bear." I think it's saying something about how even though it's Pooh, he'll still bloody his mouth with your flesh because he's still a bear.

[–]Bananacup 2 points3 points ago

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i would buy both of those shirts

[–]chanseyy 3 points4 points ago

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Shut up and take my money!

[–]CK1000 1 point2 points ago

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Pedo battle 2011 ended out with the pedobear winning, I guess.

[–]maagat 1 point2 points ago

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Is that T shirt really 39 us dollars? Eeeks if it is.

[–]aboganza 2 points3 points ago

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possibly, clothes in japan are roughly twice as expensive.

[–]draqs 0 points1 point ago

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Also the exchange rate is now about 76.5 yen to the dollar, which makes everything crazy expensive if you think in US Dollars.

[–]bloodflart 3 points4 points ago

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I was in japan for about 5 months, and I bought about 87 million tshirts. I love em.

[–]fatthumbs 7 points8 points ago

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could you do the world a favour and please start distributing those 87 million t-shirts? Thanks doll.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i converted the price, its 39 dollars T.T

[–]plaseabo 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure this was store is in harajuku isn't it?

[–]wizang 0 points1 point ago

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I saw it at a few different places in Tokyo. Plus this is a major repost.

[–]sevennineone 0 points1 point ago

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That was my FAVORITE t-shirt store in Japan! I have 2 from there and bought my little brother the one with big bird!

[–]thebassethound 0 points1 point ago

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Great shop in hirojuku (sp?). I have the big bird one in navy!

[–]falalamilkshake 1 point2 points ago

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Harajuku :)

[–]hazer75 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much opposite the station?

[–]thebassethound 0 points1 point ago

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I think so. It's been a while though, so not sure. Think it's at the top of that long, cliquey street.

[–]hazer75 0 points1 point ago

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Takeshita Dori I think.

[–]aboganza 0 points1 point ago

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bah, $40 t-shirts

[–]TexasShiv 0 points1 point ago

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Why..

[–]FunkPolice 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take eight!

[–]OMGhast 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure that the bear on the shirt is the mascot for a fast food chain. When he takes off the white cresent he becomes Pedobear, kinda like Clark Kent and Superman.

[–]Olfactory_Bulbasaur 0 points1 point ago

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we are known for our bizarre desecration of popular characters...

[–]fournuts 0 points1 point ago

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I want one.

[–]derp000001 0 points1 point ago

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great share japan

[–]CrayonOfDoom 0 points1 point ago

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I would still kill for the pedobear vega uppercut.

[–]uracil 0 points1 point ago

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Btw, pedobear in japan is called Kuma and it is not pedophillic at all or have any sexual references. It's actually a character with good intentions (I am not sure about last sentence though)

[–]lalbert21 0 points1 point ago

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I swear I saw these for sale on the boardwalk at Ocean City, Maryland. lmao soooo random

[–]Dionysos911 0 points1 point ago

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I bought that shirt in Japan back in 2006! Mine's in white. It wasn't til a couple years later I learned about pedobear. Now I wear the shirt much more frequently.

Btw, willing to do an IAMA, the most boring one ever..

[–]aggrosan 0 points1 point ago

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My guess is , Pedobear is quite big in Japan

[–]kolossal 0 points1 point ago

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Pedobear is famous in Japan because before it became pedobear he was the mascot for one of the larger Japanese TV stations or something.

[–]bbqbot 0 points1 point ago

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My girlfriend got that pedobear shirt for me as a souvenir from Japan. I've never worn it.

[–]MegFaye 1 point2 points ago

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Give it to meeee

[–]allihearisNAGNAGNAG 0 points1 point ago

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I would totally buy this shirt. If any one knows the whereabouts of a site that sells it, I would be in debt to you.

[–]RossAlmighty 0 points1 point ago

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I WANT THEM. BOTH OF THEM. NOW.

[–]wise_comment 0 points1 point ago

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Just Pedobear, letting John Wayne Gacy know moving in on his territory isn't appreciated

[–]g00seisl00se -1 points0 points ago

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i have seen these before and i want both of those shirts bad but only place i have seen them online was ebay for a big mark up.

[–]4thalulz -1 points0 points ago

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does anyone know where i can buy this shit online?