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[–]azarashi 20 points21 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This comic is about ";P", which is far creepier than ":P"

Did you even read it? >;$

[–]av4rice 2 points3 points ago

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At least the headline was accurate when this got posted last month

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/j6nwu/p/

[–]hailchristian 1 point2 points ago

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I will only use this face from now on.

[–]hrbeck 1 point2 points ago

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And then. Butt-sex.

[–]BeenADickArnold 4 points5 points ago

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No and then!!

[–]jdespejo 1 point2 points ago

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I hope that's sweat.

[–]HowsItGoinFloppy 1 point2 points ago

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I always read :P as a lopsided grin.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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When someone uses that smiley, I feel like they don't care what I just said because they are going to have their way with me no matter what.

[–]happyman13 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I try to make that face, I stick out my tongue on the same side I'm winking. Is this a problem for anyone else, or am I retarded?

[–]kittylick3r 1 point2 points ago

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I would love to sniff her sweaty hair.

[–]20EYES -1 points0 points ago

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Repost ;p

[–]joebillybob 2 points3 points ago*

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You are now aware that closing one eye and sticking your tongue out at the opposite side simultaneously is incredibly difficult. Or maybe it's just me.

[–]SpeaksMind 2 points3 points ago

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I am now aware that you are wrong.

Some of you are now aware that closing one eye and sticking your tongue out at the opposite side simultaneously is incredibly difficult.

FTFY

[–]Useless_Post 0 points1 point ago

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It's really hard to close the left eye and move the tongue to the right. ;p

[–]Eekafreak 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for a subtle dutch flag in there....

[–]ogudaktig 0 points1 point ago

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If you're gonna post a comic, at least don't make me zoom in to read what it says.

[–]AhhGingerKids 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant. Yes a repost, but it still made me laugh till I cried.