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[–]sharkstun97 5 points6 points ago

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This would be cool, if it was real http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

[–]DownvotesEnsue 9 points10 points ago

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A catholic church with a sense of humor? Highly dubious.

[–]MinkOWar 2 points3 points ago

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...You've never gone to a Catholic Mass, have you?

[–]probnot 10 points11 points ago

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All rocks go to heaven

What a horrible sequel that was...

[–]dunmartin 9 points10 points ago

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As a Presbyterian, this really sells Roman Catholicism for me.

[–]ChaoticEvil 7 points8 points ago

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As a former Roman Catholic, I'm obligated to inform you that most of our churches aren't nearly as cool.

[–]claytoncash 0 points1 point ago

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We'll keep those twin fangs of guilt and sin ready for when you decide to convert.

[–]davidduckface 7 points8 points ago

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if only this was real..

[–]Foolie 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck you guys, I'm upvoting a repost!

[–]BBroughman 3 points4 points ago

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This has been posted before Bro :(

[–]danceydancetime 1 point2 points ago

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aobut 239398532 times....

[–]moronometer[S] 3 points4 points ago

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A repost? On Reddit?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]BBroughman 6 points7 points ago

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Just try'na help y'all on thisy here interwebz.

[–]moronometer[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Much obliged, sheriff.

[–]its7nefsea 1 point2 points ago

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just realized that his "NOOOOOOOO..." sounds like the "best cry ever"

[–]dogbreath101 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ much cooler

also it comes in spamable form unlike youtube

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[–]moronometer[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Remove the stick from your ass. I found it on a funny site, it made me laugh, I shared it here. I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything ever posted on reddit. I'm just trying to make you guys laugh.

Go ahead and downvote me. Register a 2nd account and downvote me again. I was just trying to make you laugh.

[–]coltwheels 5 points6 points ago

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USA USA USA

[–]twinmatt 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah! Screw those commies!

[–]Existentialist 0 points1 point ago

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Encyclopedia dramatic.

[–]Redd_October 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, because a picture can only be funny once, and everyone on Reddit has already seen everything that has ever been posted here. Get over yourself.

[–]randomdude0827 0 points1 point ago

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I think this predates goatse.

[–]Firadin 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]cresseychaos 0 points1 point ago

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Now this is my kind of religious debate :D

[–]CK1000 0 points1 point ago

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That is my Bible!

Give it back. You are a dog. You don't know how to read

TOO SOON?

[–]zulubanshee 0 points1 point ago

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Catholics don't believe that animals have souls and therefore can't go to heaven. /buzz mckillington

[–]zinkac 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK. just realized this is photoshoped. cars and flag in the background do not change from pic to pic.

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

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But the real question is: what about soles?

[–]rockytheboxer 0 points1 point ago

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This is old and photoshopped and you should feel bad.

[–]dirtmouth 0 points1 point ago

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soooooo... rocks are animals?

[–]walk_star -1 points0 points ago

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Trolololo!

[–]Fuzbag -2 points-1 points ago

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Your repost make a me laugh

[–]OverKillv7 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in Mario's voice.

[–]ChaosFireV -1 points0 points ago

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As a Presbyterian, i don't see the fucking difference between us and the rest of Christianity.

[–]ElCaz 0 points1 point ago

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We don't dance, our sermons aren't fire-and-brimstoney and are latin-free, and we really like suits (kilts optional).

Oh, and we totally have the best bakesales.

[–]brownamn83 -3 points-2 points ago

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repost