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[–]babies_with_tabasco 361 points362 points ago

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Note the other tab

[–]pragmatick 12 points13 points ago

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Well, the other tab is for editing Second baseman so he maybe he just happened to get there by chance...

[–]Mindlag42 11 points12 points ago

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No, he was creating the link between "Second Base (Baseball)" and "Second Base (Sex)". This means one of the Sites has just been created and needs to be linked. Now do the math..

[–]thatlad 5 points6 points ago

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Sherlock holmes'd that shit!

[–]Wulibo 60 points61 points ago

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Well done, detective, another samef*g taken care of!

[–]Everypony 3 points4 points ago

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That's why he's the boss.

[–]Radico87 6 points7 points ago

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It's okay, you can say fag.

Thin skinned people are irritating.

[–]bitofalefty 7 points8 points ago

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Also the purple colour of the 'edit' link of the article in question.

[–]jrblast 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, but we knew it was fake anyways.

[–]pjhollow 14 points15 points ago

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He also still uses digg... GIT EM'!!

[–]alexlp 557 points558 points ago

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Sounds to me like it's more of a... foul ball.

[–]vgman20 134 points135 points ago

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Artic144 32 points33 points ago

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[–]ShakyBonez 7 points8 points ago

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Must...Bookmark...

[–]rightmind 2 points3 points ago

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we all have

[–]sudhu 35 points36 points ago

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actually foul balls

[–]j12601 164 points165 points ago

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Booyah! NSFW

[–]hxc 61 points62 points ago

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[–]nobodynose 7 points8 points ago

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haha holy shit that was one of the few things that made me laugh out loud.

it's like a gravitational pull once his nuts gets near her ass. (yes, i know it's a reversed gif)

[–]flad 1 point2 points ago

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Why does that remind me of the Yip Yips?

[–]zerkeras 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh so fucking much.

I NEVER laugh at stuff on here. I only wish I could give you more upvotes sir.

[–]MegaBaller 37 points38 points ago

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here it is in video form.

http://www.xvideos.com/video448698/aww_nigga_

again, NSFW

[–]fuckyoudigg 21 points22 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]ShearGenius89 9 points10 points ago

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I've been looking for this ever since someone else bought www.awwnigga.com

[–]MegaBaller 6 points7 points ago

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lol yeah i know. i wish that site was still up. this video was much easier to find then.

i had it saved on my computer before, but lost it in a HD crash :(

FREAK THAT BITCH OUT TONE

[–]hazza270 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god, the noise when it comes out O___O

[–]piranhadub 0 points1 point ago

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BOOYA

[–]Killbunny90210 1 point2 points ago

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This video in 2 words:

Awwww nigga

[–]MegaBaller 0 points1 point ago

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in 3 words:

CLOWN ON HER

[–]piranhadub 0 points1 point ago

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lmfao this was the first thing i thought of when i read this myself

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[–]seige_184 7 points8 points ago

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Her parents must be proud

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ToTheUninitiated 190 points191 points ago

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...and that's how I met your mother.

[–]cybercobra 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, a straight answer!

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 28 points29 points ago

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True love!

[–]kinghaigy 21 points22 points ago

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The actual phrase from the video is "Nuts in da ass, dick in da pussy - mm mmmm, you a nasty girl aint'cha?" :D it is so hilarious!

[–]ShearGenius89 10 points11 points ago

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Man im fittin' to go try this at home

[–]so_chillwaved 6 points7 points ago

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oh god the commentary from the three naked guys with tennis shoes on is hilarious

[–]kevtastic 144 points145 points ago*

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[–]Decon 4 points5 points ago

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And this is why reddit can be frustrating.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 8 points9 points ago

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Wait, what's that from?

[–]poptart2nd 6 points7 points ago

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Seinfeld.

[–]mehulxtreme 21 points22 points ago

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It's actually from Curb Your Enthusiasm, episode 10 of season 4, titled Opening Night.

Larry David bombs on broadway and Jerry Seinfeld who was in the crowd walks out seemingly due to not being able to take the embarrassment.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he didn't end up bombing.

[–]pokerbob 2 points3 points ago

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Is it? He looks older there.

[–]bushdoc 2 points3 points ago

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Could be Curb Your Enthusiasm, the episode where Larry is performing in the Producers

[–]SystemOutPrintln 2 points3 points ago

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That's what I thought too.

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[–]touched_your_sister 2 points3 points ago

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A+++++++ would watch again

[–]wise_comment 13 points14 points ago

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came here to make sure that'd been posted

thank you, manager of the internet, for making sure everything is in it's place

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Do you have the version in reverse where they put eyes near the girl's anus so it looks like it's eating his balls?

[–]Pondaq 6 points7 points ago

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i'm sry please do say again?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Someone edited in some angry eyes drawn in MS paint so it looked like a face with the anus as the mouth, then they played it in reverse. So when the guy pulls his balls out and the anus stretches out a little then pops back (may have been a little earlier or later in the scene, looking at this gif again), in reverse it looks like her anus stretches out to grab the balls and eat them.

[–]zarx 0 points1 point ago

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Posted above.

[–]spaghettifier 0 points1 point ago

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look up, it has been posted.

[–]AllBlackEverything 1 point2 points ago

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Will This do?

[–]wobwobwobbuffet 4 points5 points ago

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YEEEEEAH TONE

[–]toadkicker 3 points4 points ago

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It took repeated watchings for my eyes to decipher what part went where.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Why did I click that.

[–]so_chillwaved 3 points4 points ago

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FREAK THAT BITCH OUT TONE

[–]TheDarkPassnger 2 points3 points ago

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Love the expression on the other guy. It's like what the fucking fuck are you doing?!

[–]thompsonammo 6 points7 points ago*

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By far the hardest I've laughed in at least a week. Bravo sir.

[–]blaze_all_day 3 points4 points ago

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FTFY: week

[–]thompsonammo 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry, drunk posting fail.

[–]Pondaq 1 point2 points ago

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i'm speechless

[–]01101001011 1 point2 points ago

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Gold

[–]methical 1 point2 points ago

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i've searched this gif for years, thank you sir!

[–]kwansolo 0 points1 point ago

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not sure if boner or vomit

[–]toadkicker 1 point2 points ago

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Yes I can't fa..wait. Nevermind.

[–]DudeItsRay 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SexySorcerer 0 points1 point ago

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As soon as that video was discovered at my high school, any use of the word tone was generally followed by somebody yelling "AWWW YEAH TONE," immediately followed by a response of "FREAK DAT BITCH OUT!"

Music classes got really awkward.

[–]pwoody11 13 points14 points ago

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I'm trying to figure out how you get the hoop earing out after your nutsack is in.

[–]lego_astronaut 29 points30 points ago

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I think the earring just slides up and becomes a crown of victory for your scrotum to wear.

[–]Ajdiv 19 points20 points ago

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If you ever want to find out someone's sexual experience just count the ball rings

[–]MEANL3R 1 point2 points ago

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you un-hinge it...

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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He still uses Digg! Get him!

[–]otterspace 11 points12 points ago

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"The bases are often defined as "french, feel, finger, fuck, and "Oh my fucking God, my nuts are in your ass.""

[–]sprankton 1 point2 points ago

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Finger? Where I come from, third base is fellatio.

[–]stopsucking 39 points40 points ago

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[–]NonAmerican 17 points18 points ago

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This has to become the official gif of /r/WTF.

[–]DisplacedLeprechaun 13 points14 points ago

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The best part is that none of the mods on Wikipedia can change that because they've never been able to get far enough with a girl to verify if that's true or not.

Kidding, of course.

[–]Reptar69 24 points25 points ago

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"oh my fucking god your nuts are in my ass!"

[–]Bubonic_Ferret 8 points9 points ago

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What pleasure can you possibly get out of putting your balls in someone's ass?

[–]amishius 5 points6 points ago

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Waiting for your balls to be snapped off when the receiver tightens up?

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point ago

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It says that the only way to get your balls out is to have it excreted. I imagine that the peristalsis would feel pretty good.

[–]Solomaxwell6 11 points12 points ago

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Cue hordes of giggling redditors going to vandalize the page, and cue hordes of self-righteous redditors going to correct the vandalisms.

[–]i_adler 6 points7 points ago

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OP vandalized it first, I think.

[–]hugo4400 1 point2 points ago

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nope, ive seen this before about a month ago

[–]sarcastic_smartass 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah it's bullshit. They should just leave the vandalized pages. Someone else will eventually take care of it and it isn't like Wikipedia doesn't have enough editors making huge salaries with nothing to do. They should have to work for their money.

[–]PasswordIsntHAMSTER 2 points3 points ago*

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I'm sorry that your humor went unnoticed.

EDIT : the problem with these comments is, now that I've pointed out he wasn't serious, his votes are in the positive, thus my comment is useless. ;_;

[–]Keoni9 4 points5 points ago

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Not even Wikipedia's administrators are paid by the Wikimedia foundation. Wikimedia's staff does development and fundraising. Vandals waste volunteers' time.

[–]sarcastic_smartass 1 point2 points ago

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No way! Tell me it ain't so!

[–]chrondor 2 points3 points ago

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I never realized that fifth base was "commonly understood" to mean that...

[–]hmasing 1 point2 points ago

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It's nut, errr. not.

[–]catamount 0 points1 point ago

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It isn't. Fifth Base is just anal. This article is stupid and OP probably wrote that himself.

[–]sleepynate 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SillyPickle 7 points8 points ago

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Is there a sixth base? Because I presume I would have to dive into an anus feet first.

[–]bushdoc 22 points23 points ago

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On the history page for this article, you can see someone once added

''Sixth Base''' - Murder.

''Seventh Base''' - Fucking the corpse.

[–]ohnoiamaseed 1 point2 points ago

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Best page ever.

[–]SheepWalrus 0 points1 point ago

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Eight Base?

[–]Romulet 0 points1 point ago

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Ripping the head off the corpse, sticking it up the ass and teabagging it.

[–]petedee 3 points4 points ago

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Ewwww........ Digg

[–]elephantsrcute 1 point2 points ago

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A hoop earring?

[–]AurelianoNile 1 point2 points ago

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Nutz in da ass, dick in da pussy

[–]sarcastic_smartass 1 point2 points ago

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Vandalizing Wikipedia for karma. Well done.

[–]gilm0re 1 point2 points ago

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But...If your balls are anus deep, how do you remove the hoop earring?

[–]pjhollow 1 point2 points ago

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  1. Edit Wikipedia

  2. Acquire karma.

[–]truesound 1 point2 points ago

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You know... there are actually better instruments than hoop earrings available. Both at your local boutique and in many places on the interwebs. Fucking Amazon probably even carries something designed just for this practice.

[–]nickgrazi 1 point2 points ago

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For me and my friends Fifth Base having her cook you breakfast in the morning.

[–]JDoorjam 1 point2 points ago

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This was there for only seven minutes, and happened days ago.

[–]Confucius_says 2 points3 points ago

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im thinking whoever took the screenshot was the one who made the edit.

[–]shawnfromnh 1 point2 points ago

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Who is the dumbass who said "You know it's really not good enough having a blowjob, I need some shit on my nuts"

This isn't even sexual really it's just kind of demented.

[–]mnells 1 point2 points ago

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And this, kids, is why we don't use Wikipedia for a source. Any questions?

[–]mrbucket777 1 point2 points ago

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Flip da dick down da pussy.

Aww asshole don't wanna let mah nuts go.

[–]mrbucket777 1 point2 points ago

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It's really too bad Tone ended up in prison.

[–]KlM-JONG-IL 1 point2 points ago

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are you using an iBook?

[–]ojolejano 1 point2 points ago

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Bah, ever heard of 7th base?

[–]Ireland1206 0 points1 point ago

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Go on...

[–]ojolejano 0 points1 point ago

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Thats when she gets another girl for a threesome

[–]Crastinator-Pro 1 point2 points ago

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"The bases are often defined "french, feel, finger, fuck, and "oh my fucking god, my nuts are in your ass."""

[–]dudepostingonreddit 3 points4 points ago

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are you using OSX Tiger? bummer dude.

[–]lazyduke 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah man that's old school shit right there...

[–]Mehberry 1 point2 points ago

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I, uh...I think I'm good, thanks.

[–]tensographics 0 points1 point ago

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Toothpaste For Dinner

[–]Grighton 0 points1 point ago

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What's in Fifth?

[–]buymytoasters 0 points1 point ago

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Source needed

[–]VIIX 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Stu8912 0 points1 point ago

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How do you get the ring out after the balls are already in?

[–]wildcard1992 0 points1 point ago

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What if the earring 'flips' because of uneven distribution of pressure? That would fuckin hurt.

I am thinking about this way too much.

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

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How would you get the earring out with your nuts still in there? You'd have to leave them hanging around the base of your nuts until they come back out.

[–]SociallyAwkwardPony 0 points1 point ago

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TIL.

[–]BranchDavidian 0 points1 point ago

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lunch: ruined. thanks.

[–]Abbigale221 0 points1 point ago

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2 dogs in a bathtub?

[–]free2game 0 points1 point ago

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nigga my balls too tight for that shit

[–]Exivious 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my fucking god, my nuts are in your ass.

[–]seracera 0 points1 point ago

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How do I get the hoop earring in?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Or if shit goes wrong, how do you get it out?

[–]seracera 1 point2 points ago

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Well, if she has hoop earrings I'd hope she'd have the nails to go with it. Which would explain all those secretaries....

[–]atandtsuxballs 0 points1 point ago

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I'd think... oww my nuts are in your ass, lets get these out.

[–]FearlessFreep 0 points1 point ago

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You could've just linked to the article

[–]zoolander951 0 points1 point ago

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I've always said fingering=short stop, inside the park=anaaaaal

[–]thrashandburn89 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so fucking hard1!

[–]JohnEricWinger 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for pervy mac users :)

[–]quixand 0 points1 point ago

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TIL

[–]LurksOften 0 points1 point ago

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Actual laughter was produced when I read the definitions sentence at the bottom.

[–]PartyBusGaming 0 points1 point ago

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I remember the first time I figured out how to edit Wikipedia too...

[–]redux42 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, Internet...

[–]MEANL3R 0 points1 point ago

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Clown on that bitch, 'tron.

[–]Pondaq 0 points1 point ago

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damn i thought i had home runned before, guess not

[–]Beanz94 0 points1 point ago

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"baseball metaphors for sex" has toppled "List of famous sheep" as my favourite wikipedia page.

[–]Sinborn 0 points1 point ago

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so that's how they did the "booya" video

[–]Itsonlyzero 0 points1 point ago

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The two top comments together...oh my god I laughed so hard.

[–]scottperezfox 0 points1 point ago

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Those third base options are pretty diverse. I think by that stage you have to just plain say it.

[–]IronicFiretruck 0 points1 point ago

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Wikipedia is a reliable source god dammit!

[–]G-wiz76 0 points1 point ago

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Gosh. We're gonna need a bigger hoop.

[–]randem420 0 points1 point ago

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a.k.a "Clowning"

[–]Linwe_Ancalime 0 points1 point ago

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The fuck?

[–]DeluX042 0 points1 point ago

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I SUMMON relevant_rule_34!

[–]mavriksfan11 0 points1 point ago

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Wikipedia, the worlds most reliable base of knowledge

[–]takka_takka_takka 0 points1 point ago

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Ouchie!

[–]aperson 0 points1 point ago

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Uh, you can link to a revision.

[–]homestarguy 0 points1 point ago

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TIL people still use Camino.

[–]mayaknife 0 points1 point ago

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"Fifth base is commonly understood to be..."

Yeah, I use it that way all the time.

[–]masterbard1 0 points1 point ago

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DUDE SERIOUSLY WTF!!

[–]leavemyfoe 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who tried to scroll down, but then realized it was a pic?

[–]fitzjmm 0 points1 point ago

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I try to learn something new everyday. I don't know if I'm happy or sad that this is the something new for today. I'll go with happy and a touch of disturbed.

[–]MeaninglessMeaning 0 points1 point ago

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oh clown on her!

[–]CuriosoJorge[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'd just like to say that I did not screencap this, it's a picture I saved a long time ago from the internet that I'm sharing with you guys.

[–]Ultraseamus 0 points1 point ago

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it's a picture I saved a long time ago

Lol, the edit was made August 9th, not exactly an eternity ago.

[–]CuriosoJorge[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Edit to what? If you mean the Wiki page, then perhaps you are not looking at the year, because this was done a long time before Aug. 9th, 2011.

If you mean to the picture, then you're an idiot because pictures are edited fairly often and this does not indicate what date I saved it at all.

[–]Ultraseamus 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, no need to start throwing around insults. I was talking about the wiki page, and it was 2011. I suppose it's possible that someone used the same wording in an edit before that. That page seems to be in constant battle trying to fight off similar descriptions of 5th base.

[–]CuriosoJorge[S] 1 point2 points ago

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The only part to which I threw out an insult was if you meant that the picture was edited on Aug. 9th and implying that meant I saved it on that date, in which case you would be an idiot indeed.

In the link you posted, the preview section of the edit looks very little like the picture I posted.

[–]Slavigula 0 points1 point ago

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Nice toolbar!

[–]arya__stark 0 points1 point ago

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hooped earring? gosh damn

[–]Syphon8 0 points1 point ago

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Are you balling my asshole?

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

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Please let me see the "toothpaste for dinner" link

[–]tighidden 0 points1 point ago

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Fing hilaahrios

[–]BassFuzz12 0 points1 point ago

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Well. I have no words. I don't know how that would be enjoyable for either party.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is camino?

[–]LonelyOnNaxos 0 points1 point ago

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I....i'm curious now. and that scares me.

[–]bannana 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hell is this a picture?

[–]fruitbythefoot1 0 points1 point ago

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I've never even been called up to bat. :(

[–]Themiffins 0 points1 point ago

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Who does this stuff?

[–]junglepoon 0 points1 point ago

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I miss grawp.

[–]ElDiablo909 0 points1 point ago

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this is all sorts of awesome.

[–]niggytardust2000 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Prop open anus with hoop earring
  2. Insert testicles
  3. Earring is removed and testicles are left inside

WTF !? How do you get the earring out without destroying your nuts ?

[–]bucksatan731 0 points1 point ago

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Also know as the "boyah!"(o&a)

[–]whatsadigg 0 points1 point ago

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"The bases are often defined "french, feel, finger, fuck, and 'Oh my fucking God, my nuts are in your ass.'"

[–]JackTheJot 0 points1 point ago

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LOLWUT

[–]Stoe -1 points0 points ago

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I don't understand. You can't excrete from your anus.

[–]bluurd -4 points-3 points ago

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This is why I hate wikipedia.

[–]sexybobo 10 points11 points ago

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Why because people can vandalize it? longest span i can find that mentioned "5th" base is 4 hours before it was reversed they all apear to be from the same person over the course of 2 months and most of them are fixed in 6 min or less.

[–]decodersignal 15 points16 points ago

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This is why I love Wikipedia. It's like littering at Disneyland.

[–]sexybobo 7 points8 points ago

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As some one that has worked as a sweep at an amusement park and some one that has fixed lots of wiki vandalism.

Fuck You.

[–]decodersignal 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, I have actually done both of those jobs and I feel good about it. Nothing makes me happier than being involved in an article that is popular enough to get serious vandalism. Sometimes it feels like no one reads anything I write because my topics are pretty obscure. And working in the park was awesome. Trash wasn't my favorite job, but I found quite a few lost children doing that and that was really the highlight of my time there. Well, once I got to escort celebrity athletes and a horde of underprivileged children around. That was number 1. Anyway, y u mad bro?

[–]Wulibo -1 points0 points ago

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note that OP's other tab is editing this very page.

[–]k5josh 2 points3 points ago

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except that it isn't this page at all, and begins "Second basem..."

[–]taylorbcool 2 points3 points ago

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How does I internets?