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[–]anonymousalterego 9 points10 points ago

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Upvote for Montréal. Next time I go in that store (probably tomorrow), I will check if they still make this typo.

[–]GabrielDancause 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for the upvote for Montréal

[–]down_vote_magnet 9 points10 points ago

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everything checks out

Yes. It's a supermarket.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]DarkestChapter 3 points4 points ago

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Gotta love the markets in Blvd Décarie. I shall pass by tonight and hopefully buy some of that brocori.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 3 points4 points ago

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SHE'S CHOP'IN BROCCO-LAY, CHOP'IN BROCCO-LAY, SHE'S CHOP-EAH-UN!

[–]smestad1 1 point2 points ago

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HEEEEERRROOOO!! This is really racist o.O

[–]kimmyjay 2 points3 points ago

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Just need to find some corrifrower.....

[–]DoubleWhiskeyCoffee 2 points3 points ago

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It's right by the rettish.

[–]madanan -2 points-1 points ago

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v+1

I write of the great eternal truths that bind all men together the whole world over. We eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill, and we die.

I wrinkle the great eternal truths that bill all men together the whole world over. We earn, we shirk, we fry, we kidnap, and we dictate.

I visited two thousand museums, found no wall carrying this picture: Miss Iowa rides close to the crowd, long, sloping neck and full flanks, short back and close coupling, broad loins and well-sprung ribs. Smiling and healthy, Miss Iowa waves to the peasants eating meat in soft bread on their hairy knees, some praise the attractive horsewoman with clear passion, their forearms in t-shirts from JC Penney, and between the rows a guy sells red and blue star wars light sabres.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Zontas 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]parttimeninja 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tonyvolpe 0 points1 point ago

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Spelling aside, Kai Lan is incredibly good : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kai-lan ;)

[–]mcderps 0 points1 point ago

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Seems legit

[–]vinaydesai91 0 points1 point ago

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Like a some-booooo-deeeeee

[–]renal_dump 0 points1 point ago

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Have one of those labels on my fridge door. Get your skates sharpened and veggies!

[–]Kim_Jong-Kardashian 0 points1 point ago

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Montreal?

[–]accio_chocobo 0 points1 point ago

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There's an asian grocery store I frequent that sells "flog legs."

[–]Efanito -2 points-1 points ago

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Errything checks out

FTFY

[–]down_vote_magnet 1 point2 points ago

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No, that would be a black guy.

[–]Erinjb -1 points0 points ago

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You're mixing your stereotype-based accents.

[–]Efanito -3 points-2 points ago

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They don't roll their v's either?

[–]napalm_beach -1 points0 points ago

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You are going to herr.

[–]superluke -1 points0 points ago

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[–]kimmyjay 0 points1 point ago

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you mean they lick lol'd you?