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[–]FloatingDeth 13 points14 points ago

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Thank god. I used to have to spend a full five minutes explaining to a girl what I wanted to do to her and she would always say no.

Now I can just proclaim that "IT'S MINIVAN TIME" and push through.

[–]redditor3000 9 points10 points ago

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Assfisting a girl? That would take some dedication - I need to go to bed.

[–]CobaltSmith 0 points1 point ago

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You, redditor3k get an upvote.

[–]garaging 6 points7 points ago

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Why is this anything?

[–]electricfoxx 4 points5 points ago

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[–]daylily 0 points1 point ago

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That was way cool! Do you know who those people are? Wouldn't you love to go see live music somewhere where the only instrument was the lap top?

Do you have other links for them?

[–]veltrop 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't you love to go see live music somewhere where the only instrument was the lap top?

That's a club these days and the instrument is Traktor software :(

[–]electricfoxx 0 points1 point ago

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It's from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!. Most of their stuff is absurd humor.

[–]Rofloflsauris 1 point2 points ago

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69 Upvotes heh, heh..

[–]Cyrshot 0 points1 point ago

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My honda pilot does 6 in the back.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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cool post brah...

[–]pingas 0 points1 point ago

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I am more lost than a rattlesnake in a maraca factory.

[–]CobaltSmith 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD! It actually took me a few seconds. . . . The horror!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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A few seconds is impressive! Took me a full minute, and I used half the jar of vaselin

[–]CobaltSmith 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant.

[–]plaxidental 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. What's next? The School Bus?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's just not right

[–]Miketheguy -1 points0 points ago

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wear a glove!

[–]mepher -3 points-2 points ago

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NSFW...