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[–]Laboooratory 281 points282 points ago

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At least whoever dies from a lack of defribillation will go with a smile on his face

[–]angrymole 75 points76 points ago

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and a pikachu companion.

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[–]TheRyanKing 27 points28 points ago

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Or an Ash Ketchum hat. Pikachu I choose...ugh

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[–]Dorsal_Fin 6 points7 points ago

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An entire Melon. WoW!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Nice try.

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[–]bestcomment 0 points1 point ago

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I demand to see that on video.

[–]atephlonoliphont 0 points1 point ago

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6 bucks? what a steal!

[–]threewolvesonemoon 3 points4 points ago

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They're going to white out with a kick in the voltorbs from Death himself.

[–]Dankycheese 0 points1 point ago

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That's even if they know what the hell it is.

[–]baxter45 0 points1 point ago

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Unless they hate pokemon.

[–]hintss -5 points-4 points ago

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except they're usually unconscious due to the pain...

[–]vrode 28 points29 points ago

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Are you trying to say that they won't get the joke?

[–]Jazzbandrew 11 points12 points ago

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That would be the greatest travesty.

[–]vrode 1 point2 points ago

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Only if the ambulance gets there in time.

[–]vrode 0 points1 point ago*

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For one can always claim that they died of laughter.

[–]JBagginsOfTheShire 9 points10 points ago

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Not true at all, actually. People with cardiac fibrillations are often awake and alert, sometimes the only symptom they will have is a bit of pallor and sweating, or difficulty breathing. While it's true majority of people having a heart attack will experience pain (and even then, it's not all of them), myocardial infarction and cardiac fibrillation are two completely different things. If someone is unconscious and needs a defib like you see on TV, they're not unconscious from the pain, it's because their heart has stopped and they're getting no oxygen to their brain.

[–]OMFGISUCKLOL 5 points6 points ago

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If their heart has stopped defib won't do anything. They need epinephrine or atropine.

[–]pleen 6 points7 points ago

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Please take a CPR course at your earliest convenience. I can not stress enough how important that skill set can be. Most people don't have immediate access to lifesaving medication, CPR is the next best chance at saving a fellow human's life.

[–]JBagginsOfTheShire 1 point2 points ago

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I meant the heart has stopped pumping, not their action potential stopped altogether, thank you for clarifying though.

[–]banksj17 4 points5 points ago

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I thought the defibs whole purpose was to jump start the heart after it stopped.

[–]JBagginsOfTheShire 8 points9 points ago*

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Common misconception. What defibrillation does is to depolarise the whole heart so that the action potential wave (the electrical impulse that causes heart muscle to contract) can begin again from scratch at the body's inbuilt pacemaker (sinoatrial node). They're used when the electrical impulses in the heart are all scrambled.

Edit for clarity.

[–]NothingsShocking 3 points4 points ago

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and also to bring them out of dream limbo

[–]noblepaladin 6 points7 points ago

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You know how on medical shows, the patient crashes and a nurse or a doctor yells out "A-Fib" or "V-Fib" or "He's tachycardiac"? Those are types of irregular heart beats and they are dangerous because it can result in not enough blood being pumped to the brain or to the body. So the person would usually fall down and feel faint, which is the body's natural response as blood can reach the brain easier when it is at the same elevation as the heart.

A defibrillator can "reset" the heart and hopefully get the rhythm back to normal so you get full blood flow again. If the heart is fully stopped, the chance of reviving someone with a defibrillator is much lower.

On TV, everything is exaggerated. The defibrillator never works when the patient is still conscious and experiencing an irregular heart rhythm, and it never works on the first two tries either. The camera has to pan to the girl crying in anguish, and the third hit after you see the flat line brings the guy back. Also, the guy also not suppose to violently flail his arms/legs or get up screaming as portrayed in some TV shows or movies.

It is basically the equivalent of waiting until 0:01 before you cut the wire to the bomb, or running and jumping out the window as the flame from the explosion chases you out. Technically it can happen, but what is more realistic is that a guy has an irregular heart beat and it is corrected by the defibrillator. That is what it is meant to do. If the guy actually flatlines, he's usually dead unless he is inside the hospital (in which case, he still might be fucked).

[–]pleen 1 point2 points ago

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Defibrilators stop fibrilation, which is different than a stopped heart. Please take a CPR/AED & first aid course as soon as you can, those are very important skills to carry.

[–]grex88 2 points3 points ago

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depends if it is a shockable or non shockable cardiac arrest...if it's pulseless V tach or V Fib = shock, if it's Asystole or PEA = epi

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[–]F_biochem 0 points1 point ago

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V tach is also referred to as Ventricular Tachycardia and V Fib is Ventricular Fibrillation. V Tach involves an arrythmia of a ventricle where they are rapidly polarizing and depolarizing. V Fib can occur as a result of V Tach if VT is not dealt with. Here the ventricles are rapidly depolarizing without allowing the atriums of the heart to fill with blood so no real respiration is occurring. These are the only real shockable rhythms. Shocking can essentially reset the flow of electricity of the heart hopefully allowing proper electrical signals and normal heart function. It does not always actually work that way. With asystole there are no electrical signals passing through the heart so shocking is pointless. In this situation you just perform compressions and give the patient 1:10000 epinephrine and atropine which are drugs to help encourage the heart to function. The goal in administering them to a patient in asystole is to increase heart rate. Since shocking is pointless in asystole you just keep performing compressions and pushing epi or whatever other drugs the medic recommends until they wake up or are (more often) declared dead. Rapid defibrillation is the best way to deal with VT/VF, but if that is not the case you just gotta try and get the heart moving again.

[–]pleen -1 points0 points ago

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Please take a CPR course at your earliest convenience. I can not stress enough how important that skill set can be. Most people don't have immediate access to lifesaving medication, CPR is the next best chance at saving a fellow human's life.

[–]laz-y 65 points66 points ago

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In Canada, even though we have socialized medicine, we use Raichus.

[–]Snowsickle 14 points15 points ago

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They probably provide more charge per use. Typical Canadians, always thinking ahead.

[–]laz-y 24 points25 points ago

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They cap us at 25 volts per month.

[–]Osthato 5 points6 points ago

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No, that's Pikachu. Raichu has 26 volts.

[–]pandubear 2 points3 points ago

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Shouldn't they just give everyone a #312 Minun then?

[–]Torandi 2 points3 points ago

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No there are only 151 pokemons. The others are just an illusion!

[–]Duffman3005 1 point2 points ago

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Eh, we're coming up with a more socialized solution... Now I need a powerful source of energy... Now where's a Zapados when you need one...

[–]mthardison 47 points48 points ago

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It's all fun and games until someone codes.

[–]azurleaf 14 points15 points ago

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I actually don't get this joke. Apparently I'm in the minority though, this comment has no downvotes.

[–]lagann-_- 26 points27 points ago

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Basically, "codes" is just medical speak for cardiac arrest, or flat lining.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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flat lining is asystole(no electrical activity in the heart), coding means: Respiratory arrest or cardiac arrest.

Most cardiac arrests are from ventricular fibrillation.

[–]IReallyLoveSocks 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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What?

[–]IReallyLoveSocks 0 points1 point ago

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Why is coding slang for cardiac/respiratory arrest?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospital_emergency_codes

Because there are lots of codes for different things in hospitals. Code blue usually means a cardiac arrest.

[–]titbarf 8 points9 points ago

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Well, a lot of people don't downvote jokes just because they don't get them.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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It's medical slang for when someone is dying and needs to be resuscitated.

[–]thebigkevdogg 6 points7 points ago

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you need to watch some Scrubs. STAT!

[–]anonymoustroll 0 points1 point ago

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It's still fun and games when the lawyer finds out...

[–]sheepman21 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it works?

[–]ryckmonster 85 points86 points ago

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came in here expecting this.

[–]Buckbeak69 176 points177 points ago

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[–]cooolstorybro 2 points3 points ago

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woah way too drunk not to upvote this

[–]timmydunlop 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Short_stuff 35 points36 points ago

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Dude, do you realize that the highest upvoted one out of those 5 had 11 upvotes?

That means virtually no one saw it. One of the pictures had 800 views total. There are 20 million unique users on Reddit.

Put your pitchfork away.

[–]timmydunlop 2 points3 points ago

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True but I want to stabby and burn!!

On a related note, does that mean we should go and repost all the pics that never made it to the front page?

[–]sje46 1 point2 points ago

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The point is that it's highly unlikely it was an intended repost at all. The five people who posted it probably saw it somewhere else on the Internet.

[–]Wepp 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ceolceol 1 point2 points ago

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It's been in r/pokemon a few times as well.

[–]ryckmonster 3 points4 points ago

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A repost? On reddit?? Shocking???

[–]Waka7tn 1 point2 points ago

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never seen that site before. <3

[–]dieyoufool3 0 points1 point ago

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this here should be among the top though the puns from this have been quality.

[–]BigFailure 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TedLogan 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, I took that picture...

[–]asianfemale 1 point2 points ago

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Pikachu would be so annoyed with that finger poking the top of his nose all the time. :(

[–]wheresmyhouse 1 point2 points ago

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kawaii?

[–]ryckmonster 5 points6 points ago

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hmmm...

[–]decoratedgeneral 0 points1 point ago

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two in the pikapink, one in the pikastink

[–]BeerBaronBrent 12 points13 points ago

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I personally was expecting this badass.

[–]SmashedCrab 2 points3 points ago

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Or this badder-ass

[–]Just__Saiyan 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ryckmonster 1 point2 points ago

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Watt are you talking about.

[–]green8ball 0 points1 point ago

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I just nostalgia'd everywhere.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I came here expecting it to NOT be this, even though it was the first thing I thought of. Then I expected someone to point out that they were expecting it to be the thing I was expecting it not to be even though it was also the first thing I thought of.

I was not disappointed on this day.

[–]ryckmonster 0 points1 point ago

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I actually understood every word of what you just said although I did not expect to.

[–]Osthato 4 points5 points ago

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Get out of here ASU.

[–]ryckmonster 2 points3 points ago

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ASU?

[–]Osthato 0 points1 point ago

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Arizona State University, whose mascot is the Sun Devils. Associated with the 3-pronged pitchfork that the Devil holds is the hand gesture similar to that image, except the thumb and pinky touch and the fingers are spread out.

[](/ "bear down")

[–]theineffablebob 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno

[–]Kanilas 2 points3 points ago

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Fellow Wildcat?

[–]Osthato 1 point2 points ago

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Bear down!

[–]hapaa 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Eso 1 point2 points ago

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I heard of something similar that made me chuckle the other day. Instead of the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), give her the Minivan: two in the front, five in the back.

[–]ubelong2matt 1 point2 points ago

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[–]capnShocker 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I'm here for.

[–]tmlangen 0 points1 point ago

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Quite the shocker, thou art.

[–]JackassPenguinass 0 points1 point ago

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Me too. Not finding "the shocker" was quite the shocker indeed.

[–]ryckmonster 1 point2 points ago

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I legitimately expected it to be a boring.. oh.. ya. the shocker.. repost eh? welcome to the internet people.. but NO. shocking? i guess.

[–]SlimMaculate 0 points1 point ago

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I'm probably the only guy on Reddit was was expecting this guy

[–]stonedotjimmy 14 points15 points ago

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way to triple entendre, I couldn't be more proud

[–]HonorInDefeat 10 points11 points ago

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It sure sucks for whoever has a heart attack though.

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Uh... Yes it does. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm an EMT and I can confirm: yes, you want a defibrillator close when someone has a heart attack.

[–]mmomjian 0 points1 point ago

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heart attack is the #1 cause of cardiac arrest, however.

[–]TheTranscendent1 8 points9 points ago

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That brings up a great philosophical question of why Pokemon did not use Pokemon in the same way as the Flintstones used dinosaurs.

[–]likeasultan 2 points3 points ago

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"It's a living" canned laughter

[–]Pokemon_Trainer_Ash 3 points4 points ago

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WHO THE FUCK LOCKED UP MY PIKACHU

[–]mortalum 6 points7 points ago

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Apply directly to the forehead.

[–]brlito 6 points7 points ago

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I hope those kids didn't steal the defib, damn things cost a fortunes and a "fuck dah man lol wer funni" attitude doesn't help save lives.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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They cost around $2,000+ :(

[–]brlito 1 point2 points ago

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Really? I thought the easy-to-use public models were a bit more. Still though, way too high to be fucking around with, I really hope the OP's imaginary internet points were worth it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]itsforaduck 4 points5 points ago

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"Quick, get the defibrillator, this man is having a heart attack!"

. . .

. . .

". . .We may have a problem."

[–]TheTranscendent1 1 point2 points ago

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I have to imagine that this is up to code

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[–]Puff5 2 points3 points ago

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He stares into my soul

[–]decode1101 2 points3 points ago

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I was expecting 2 in the pink :(

[–]anonymoustroll 2 points3 points ago

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one in the stink?

[–]D4nd3l0 2 points3 points ago

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Two in the pink and one in the stink, that's called THE SHOCKER! -Steel Panther.

[–]Legend_of_Derp 2 points3 points ago

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Guys, this is offensive. A heart attack could strike at any ti-HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!

[–]Yorrick_Brown 2 points3 points ago

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I totally thought this was going to be something else when I saw the title...

[–]TedLogan 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, lovely repost... I took this picture last month... and posted it already. Thanks a lot.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]vicktor3 9 points10 points ago

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[–]CrazyEddie041 17 points18 points ago

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[–]34mjf[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Really?

[–]34mjf[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Really?

[–]Cargussy 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why I find this hysterical but I do.

[–]capnShocker 4 points5 points ago

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Soon.

[–]Prius 1 point2 points ago

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Pikachu uses defibrillate!

It's not very effective...

[–]theredpolak 1 point2 points ago

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That's not what I expected when I clicked on this link.

EDIT: Thank god.

[–]lordofmarionettes 1 point2 points ago

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"NO! You aren't dying on me! Not here, not now!"

*grabs Pikachu plush and slams onto chest of patient

"Y U NO DEFIBRILLATE, PIKACHU?!"

[–]s_a_walk 1 point2 points ago

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I am the only person who though of this when I saw the word 'Shocker'?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)

[–]karl_hungus 0 points1 point ago

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yes

[–]s_a_walk 0 points1 point ago

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Good to know where I stand.

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[–]vteckickedin 3 points4 points ago

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In case of fire, use Squirtle. In the case of chemical or electrical fire, use Koffin.

[–]karl_hungus 2 points3 points ago*

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Ok, for the redditors over 30, what the fuck does this mean?

This was the shocker of my generation

EDIT - GET OFF MY LAWN, YA BUMS!

[–]Lucifa42 4 points5 points ago

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This. I don't understand any of the million pokemon references on reddit. Why, tell me why I have to catch them all?!

[–]karl_hungus 1 point2 points ago*

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Thank you. On behalf of the guys that were born before 1980, holy shit, thank you. Fuckin fuck that shit. Not like I could give a fuck. That's why I'm down here talking to the other old fart in this thread.

BACK IN OUR DAY IT WAS TWO IN THE PINK AND ONE IN THE STINK!

AND THAT"S THE WAY WE LIKED IT!

2nd EDIT - WELL I GUESS YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS LIKE TO RINSE OUT YOUR BEER CANS BEFORE YOU THROW THEM IN THE GARBAGE CAN!! WELL,

uh, thanks, it keeps the smell of stale beer down.

AND THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKED IT!!!!

[–]Mermania27 3 points4 points ago

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I was looking for two in the pink and one in the stink...The Shocker!

[–]lsmucker 0 points1 point ago

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Ooooh you mean two in the Goo one in the poo

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

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I was looking for 
two in the pink and one in 
the stink...The Shocker!

[–]bombproof 3 points4 points ago

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I am over 25, and don't find this remotely funny.

[–]rxshea 1 point2 points ago

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this should be posted in /r/ems

[–]Fire_Godd 1 point2 points ago

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This is a thousand times more interesting that what I was expecting. Well Done.

Don't you hate it when you're in the hospital and all these pervs try to pikachu?

[–]sme9882 1 point2 points ago

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i really hope that after clearing through some legal obstacles pokemon becomes a popular smartphone app where the wild pokemon you encounter vary according to your physical location (weather too?) and in addition to playing through a game similar to the original red/blue version you can battle/trade with your friends and people physically close to you (and do so predominantly). also only the original 151 allowed, duh

[–]aureliusantoninus 1 point2 points ago

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I just unsubscribed to r/funny because this was the top post on my front page. Fuck pokemon. Fuck you.

[–]Wytedevl 3 points4 points ago

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[–]MysterManager 10 points11 points ago

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[–]TemplarianDX 0 points1 point ago

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If I combine it with a thunderstone, does it become lethal?

[–]Aussiemoo 0 points1 point ago

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I trawl through imgur links all day in the hopes of something this genuinely funny. up-votes to you sir.

[–]dunmartin 0 points1 point ago

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Defibrillator: Nurse Joy style.

[–]manustillflops 0 points1 point ago

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I can't be the only one who expected this.

[–]Ryan_M3232 0 points1 point ago

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i smell a future lawsuit

[–]anonymoustroll 0 points1 point ago

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screw future... all it takes is a lawyer transiting the facility with an eye for detail.

[–]Come_at_me_friend 0 points1 point ago

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All fun and jokes until someone has a heart attack.

[–]thegroundedsirloin 0 points1 point ago

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if only

[–]aurthunderdrake 0 points1 point ago

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Ohm my god what an awesome punchline.

[–]TreasureBox 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if the shock would actually defib you? Or be too much and just kill you on the spot?

Either way, this is cute and spiffy <3

[–]SmashedCrab 0 points1 point ago

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I told myself I wouldn't click links titled 'The Shocker', but I did...I think I may do it more often.

[–]Tu5k 0 points1 point ago

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Fibrillation is not a joke.

[–]Flipper3 0 points1 point ago

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When I read the title I thought of:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)

[–]mrsparkles03 0 points1 point ago

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lol pikachu!

[–]MagnificentBasterd 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping for something relating to the 1989 movie The Shocker.

[–]bizzish 0 points1 point ago

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[–]topcommentcopier 0 points1 point ago

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At least whoever dies from a lack of defribillation will go with a smile on his face

[–]Dibby 0 points1 point ago

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at first I was like :D then I =(

[–]armyofkoalas 0 points1 point ago

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Top post. This is reddit? Yippy kai yai ay.

[–]Pandakissesxx 0 points1 point ago

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Eep! Pikachus adorable !! :D

[–]10secondsflat 0 points1 point ago

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aww

[–]DisplacedLeprechaun 0 points1 point ago

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Why did I expect an NSFW image...?

[–]DionysosX 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else thought of this when reading the title? http://www.volksrodderz.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/shocker_tshirt.jpg

[–]shckr 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone please buy me some vowels.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would have no issue dying if I knew that joke would be sending me out.

[–]Not_A_Golfer 0 points1 point ago

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Nerds are defined by appearance?

[–]wickedallie 0 points1 point ago

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omg omg omg. I'm going to die from the cuteness and then you must revive me with this.

[–]KurayamiKifuji 0 points1 point ago

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Pikachu, I choose you!

[–]hornygaygreek 0 points1 point ago

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pikachu is soooooooooooo cute! he sure is useful for emergency situations.

[–]Pompius 0 points1 point ago

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Funny fail, thanks

[–]porkiechops 0 points1 point ago

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LOLZ

[–]IthurtswheniPvP 0 points1 point ago

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Two in the goo and one in the poo!

[–]Rasalom 0 points1 point ago

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You should really keep those in the Pokeball. It won't last long outside the ball.

[–]Silver1337 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to see someone try to use this on someone.

[–]UniqueRebel 0 points1 point ago

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The Lame Post.

[–]Hodge204 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Arunjose 0 points1 point ago

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Love Pikachu

[–]lexarqade 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, It makes me sad that I posted this two weeks ago with no upboats. Oh well. The picture is funny, anyway.

[–]DJwalrus 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of when a friend of mine replaced the fire extinguisher in the dorm hallway with a gumball dispenser. He was then evicted from the dorms for tampering with safety equipment.

[–]MasterMeme 0 points1 point ago

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Don't shock her....Spock her!

[–]Sinborn 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting a picture referring to the move popularized by Steel Panther. Not a fucking pokemon.

[–]saxmanb 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 34 what is this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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probably not safe but very cute non the less. pikachu FTW

[–]fems 0 points1 point ago

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brilliant help for girl's heart. Thanks.

http://youtu.be/e8eievTqoTE

[–]Nagastolemybike 0 points1 point ago

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Was I the only one mislead by the name?

[–]spiralout154 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always complain about reposts

But when I do, it's because they were just posted a month ago

[–]danneh1017 -1 points0 points ago

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It's funny until someone actually has a heart attack.

[–]MordaxTenebrae -1 points0 points ago

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Dawwwwwww. That's adorable.

But seriously, whoever did that should be fired - that's some lifesaving equipment they removed.

[–]darkseamus -1 points0 points ago

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I will upvote this forever and ever. Amen.

[–]Violent_Milk -1 points0 points ago

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This is the cutest thing I've seen today.