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[–]RottenDeadite 1080 points1081 points ago

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Anyone know the back-story of this picture? I'm pretty sure Bruce Campbell wasn't just walking around an old castle wearing a kilt with a broadswor-

Oh well actually nevermind. The more I think about it, the more plausible it becomes.

[–]GreyFoxSolid 217 points218 points ago

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That's not just any sword. That is Connor Macleod's sword. Bruce Campbell is brandishing a sword from Highlander.

[–]Circuitfire 109 points110 points ago

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Bruce of the clan Campbell, born in 1692 in the Highlands of Scotland, and he is still alive....

[–]geusebio 20 points21 points ago

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Old scotsmen and women don't die. They're only slowly eroded by the wind and rain.

[–]ejaculate_in_bosom 6 points7 points ago

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[–]muffdyvr 74 points75 points ago

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There can be only ONE!

[–]mattmokc 53 points54 points ago

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HERE WE ARE....

[–]unlocktheuniverse 49 points50 points ago

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Born to be kings!

[–]queen_frostine 54 points55 points ago

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We're the princes of the universe!

[–]HawaiianBrian 36 points37 points ago

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Here we belong

[–]tkingsbu 40 points41 points ago

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fighting for survival...

[–]JDMC13 30 points31 points ago

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in a world

[–]Jammb 25 points26 points ago

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with the darkest powers

[–]Rejexted 11 points12 points ago

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WE'VE GOT TO BE THE RULERS OF YOU AAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!

[–]silenti 4 points5 points ago

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[–]dr_choda 33 points34 points ago

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ftfy

[–]muffdyvr 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks, disconnect between brain and fingers. Upvote for you.

[–]Phil_Bond 10 points11 points ago

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I swear this line is only ever quoted by dyslexic people, including you.

[–]trippixboi 5 points6 points ago

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you sure it isn't chuck finley's sword?

[–]V2Blast 5 points6 points ago

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Chuck Finley is a numbers man, not a swordsman.

[–]erizzluh 11 points12 points ago

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That's not just any old castle either. That is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

[–]orderfromcha0s 10 points11 points ago

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That's Edinburgh Castle. It's ten minutes walk from my front door.

[–]CannonBall80 1 point2 points ago

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This movie needs to be made.

[–]CountNoAccount 64 points65 points ago

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That's not just a kilt, it's the tartan of the Clan Campbell.

[–]NSMike 34 points35 points ago*

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And that's not just an old castle, that's Edinburgh Castle. He's flanked by Robert the Bruce and William Wallace there.

[–]recreational 9 points10 points ago

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Splitters.

[–]12characters 1 point2 points ago

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... and there are 19 million of us, so far.

...soon...

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 149 points150 points ago*

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This comment should be at the top. The day has been won with that masterpiece.

EDIT: By the way, following me on Twitter (@MadcowVII) is a pretty good idea. I tweet some pretty awesome stuff.

[–]nonironiccomment 40 points41 points ago

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I know that he is in front of Edinburgh castle.

[–]deltron3030 7 points8 points ago

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I can confirm this... those are statues of William Wallace and Robert the Bruce in the background

[–]MasterMahan 15 points16 points ago

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Obviously, he's Robert the Bruce Campbell.

[–]million_dollar_heist 2 points3 points ago

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[–]busche916 2 points3 points ago

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Together, we can be many

[–]DidMyWorst 53 points54 points ago

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For some reason I see the blue line above his head as a health bar. How odd, but manly indeed.

[–]maxd 49 points50 points ago

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What's even better is the banner shows the Latin motto of the Order of the Thistle, "nemo me impune lacessit", which translates to "no one may harm me with impunity". (or "come on over here if you think you're hard enough", if you prefer)

[–]CptObviousRemark 62 points63 points ago

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Essentially, "Come at me, bro."

[–]maxd 22 points23 points ago

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Holy shit, yes. I'd never thought to condense it to that.

[–]micah1_8 8 points9 points ago

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Or perhaps, "Come get some!" ?

[–]jthomason4 5 points6 points ago

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After reading the banner, I immediately thought of The Cask of Amontillado.

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 63 points64 points ago

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Are you implying his HP bar is so miniscule as to be able to fit on the side of a single castle? Sir, you'd best watch your words lest you be tried for sacrilege.

[–]Fyzzle 24 points25 points ago

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Well in old school games it would go through the blue and into green, then yellow, then orange, then red.

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 47 points48 points ago

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Then shouldn't Bruce's be somewhere in the ultraviolet spectrum?

[–]brokenguitarstring 52 points53 points ago

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it is. people can't see UV light, remember?

[–]idiotthethird 45 points46 points ago*

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The irony of being in incredibly good health is that your health bar emits harmful radiation.

[–]Spike_Spiegel 22 points23 points ago

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Oh, sunburnnnnnnnn!

[–]blkhatRaven 18 points19 points ago

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Bruce Campbell only has 5 hp. Bruce Campbell only needs 5 hp.

[–]GroovyBoomstick 5 points6 points ago

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Your username indicates that you are highly knowledgeable in the genre of Bruce Campbell. brofist

[–]theghoul 410 points411 points ago

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Someone viewing this has now become pregnant.

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 298 points299 points ago

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There's a 15% chance that the aforementioned someone is male.

[–]the_scorpion_stings 180 points181 points ago

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I can confirm this. My boyfriend is now pregnant.

[–]KrazyA1pha 251 points252 points ago

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LOOK EVERYONE, THIS REDDITOR'S BOYFRIEND HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

[–]Secondsemblance 106 points107 points ago

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Unless he has a boyfriend... the plot thickens.

[–]Spike_Spiegel 40 points41 points ago

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That is santorum.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 7 points8 points ago

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The thot plickens.

[–]nicetry_foreveralone 5 points6 points ago

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Nice try, Forever Alone.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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But I'm in a committed relationshi-

and suddenly babies

[–]anexanhume 21 points22 points ago

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Actually the jpeg just hit puberty.

[–]catcard 12 points13 points ago

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Oh dear.

I don't want a child yet.

[–]aceryz 13 points14 points ago

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You don't want to give birth to his child?

[–]meraxes 1 point2 points ago

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Oh no! How do I tell my parents?!

[–]anexanhume 236 points237 points ago

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Photographer's note: this pic would be NSFW without the sword.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 44 points45 points ago

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His girthy member is larger than the sword anyway.

[–]itsprobablytrue 15 points16 points ago

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Some might say that sword is his member

[–]beanso 78 points79 points ago

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[–]randomyaho0 27 points28 points ago

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Everyone was tripping over their crocs to drool on him that day.

[–]nosradom 3 points4 points ago

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That was one of the most obvious marketing ploys I have ever seen

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Still, it's rare to talk to an intern pretending to be a b-list celebrity online about how much you should watch their made for tv movie.

[–]relevant_rule34 120 points121 points ago

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[–]JakeCameraAction 37 points38 points ago

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[–]relevant_rule34 119 points120 points ago

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[–]dhaft88 13 points14 points ago

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fucking machines?

[–]syrinx 6 points7 points ago

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Watch "Burn After Reading". George Clooney had some interesting ideas.

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 28 points29 points ago

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relevant_rule34

He strikes again!

[–]eaglewatch1945 12 points13 points ago

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The fact that The Chin has the MacLeod clan sword from "Highlander" makes this even that much more awesome.

[–]ICommentInSong 92 points93 points ago*

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So I wrote Lord Campbell a theme song.

Special thanks to DJ Huron for graciously allowing me to steal his backing track without permission.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 3 points4 points ago

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I want to have your adopted babies.

[–]beefwich 68 points69 points ago

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HA! Nice dress, fa--

[sees that it's Bruce Campbell]

Thousand apologies, m'lord.

[–]maleboks 30 points31 points ago

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Yeah, me too. At first I was all "Hey that guy's wearing a skirt ha ha ha" but then I saw it was Him and I was all "Just who the fuck do I think I am, I need to get my shit together".

[–]StuartGibson 19 points20 points ago

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To be perfectly honest, saying that to any Scotsman is likely to get you your nuts ripped off.

[–]SparkitusRex 27 points28 points ago

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The picture in and of itself is sexy. Then I realized who it was.

Never before in my life have I thought kilts were sexy. Also never imagined you could put a suit jacket with a kilt. I happily announce how terribly wrong I was on both accounts.

[–]KevlarRelic 25 points26 points ago

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I believe that's an argyle jacket he is wearing. A jacket and waistcoat are standard with the kilt. The scots wear the whole kilt package like other people wear suits, for formal occasions like weddings and funerals. I used to work in a kilt shop down the road from where this picture was taken.

An interesting note is that he is missing the Sgian Dubh, a small knife that is part of the kilt outfit and is worn tucked into a sock. I can only assume it is because he used it to kill a man before taking this picture.

[–]kibethan 8 points9 points ago

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Whenever I went to a formal dance for scottish country dancing, the men in kilts all had suit jackets on.

[–]blooregard325i 8 points9 points ago

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After looking at all the comments on this page, and the picture of Bruce, wouldn't it be funny if this OP was Bruce Campbell, and the whole time he's talking himself up and about himself in the third person? I could see Bruce sitting at the computer chuckling to himself madly as he writes stuff like this. In his underwear.

[–]LovelyLittleBiscuit 23 points24 points ago

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Oh, the things I would do to him. For him. On/around/against him.

Sounds creepy, but I would be around him.

[–]theghoul 9 points10 points ago

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..go on..

[–]LovelyLittleBiscuit 10 points11 points ago

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Ooh, I daren't. Some dreams are too dangerous, I don't want to get over excited and start murdering wives and tying cult film icons to sturdy iron rings in cellars. No, it's best I stay on the other side of the Atlantic where he's safe (most of the time).

See? Creepy.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 15 points16 points ago

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I never knew Bruce Campbell is a Lannister.

[–]josehundred 10 points11 points ago

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The castellan of Casterly Rock, no less.

[–]TheLateLordFrey 8 points9 points ago

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Heh

[–]TheLaterLordFrey 2 points3 points ago

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Heh

[–]NausKlomi 2 points3 points ago

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Hear Him Roar.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 28 points29 points ago

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We are not worthy.

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 20 points21 points ago

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But by Bruce's grace we are yet blessed.

[–]tarocco 14 points15 points ago

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Crosspost to /r/Ladyboners?

[–]Rakali 3 points4 points ago

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Not really, no. This is testosterone territory.

[–]flourdevour 6 points7 points ago

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Quality displays of testosterone tend to give ladies boners.

[–]orkid68 13 points14 points ago

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The banner above the gate says nemo me impune lacessit, which means "nobody attacks me with impunity."

[–]PSBlake 10 points11 points ago

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Okay, but what's the Latin for "This is my boomstick!"?

[–]BlueBlanka 4 points5 points ago

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Is est meus boomvirga!

[–]Magik-Waffle 7 points8 points ago

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Where's the beard?

[–]REparsed 5 points6 points ago

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The Chin needs no beard!

[–]Wimc 12 points13 points ago

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Where is this? I've been there...

[–]crinos666 33 points34 points ago*

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Edinburgh Castle

I've been there too, fucking awesome!

http://i.imgur.com/rGbd9.jpg

[–]Wimc 5 points6 points ago

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Oh that's right. I visited so many castles the last time I was in England and Scotland, hard to recall from a picture which is which. But very true that it is awesome!

[–]strongbowed 8 points9 points ago

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Edinburgh Castle is the Disneyland ride of castles, Did you see the crown jewels exhibit they had there?

[–]16_oz_mouse 4 points5 points ago

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No pictures allowed tho argh

[–]Arvas 14 points15 points ago

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Anyone else misread the title at first; "It is my pleasure to present to you, the fine people of Reddit, the pineapple of madness."

[–]jeepbraah 10 points11 points ago

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Dyslexia is a hell of a drug.

[–]Anxt 23 points24 points ago

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Get this man a mojito. Or a beer. Or a cup of yogurt.

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 7 points8 points ago

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As it turns out, the man behind Sam Axe does not share the potable preferences of Sam Axe.

http://twitter.com/#!/GroovyBruce/status/110514304947720192

[–]Anxt 5 points6 points ago

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This disappoints me. Although he is still a badass.

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 5 points6 points ago

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My theory is that he prefers to drink straight rye whiskey and that's why he turns down the beer and mojitos.

[–]erom 6 points7 points ago

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Rye whiskey straight is about the best drink in the world, anyway, so that's reasonable.

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Absolutely. Upvotes for knowing what's up.

[–]Anxt 4 points5 points ago

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Or maybe he is just trying to watch his weight so he can please the ladies. Beer guts are not attractive.

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 3 points4 points ago

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When Bruce Campbell drinks beer, it is instantly converted to lean mass in his pectorals and biceps.

[–]Anxt 2 points3 points ago

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But he just said he doesn't care for beer :(

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 4 points5 points ago

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He's worried that if he becomes any sexier the power balance of the universe will be upset, throwing reality into a state of utter chaos.

[–]tendoman 5 points6 points ago

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The first thing I noticed is that its not properly centered. Bruce is a bit too far to the right of the arch. This bugs the shit out of me...

[–]ApertureMusic 5 points6 points ago

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Me: "that almost looks like my tartan, Lamont. Wait, he's a Campbell. I have to hate him on principle."

[–]valarmorghulis 13 points14 points ago

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I am Bruce MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. I am immortal, and I make an awesome character actor.

[–]lordeddardstark 7 points8 points ago

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Why hello, Mister Fancypants

[–]U1tra 3 points4 points ago

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Being a Scotsman, I am proud of this post.

[–]suprdave 17 points18 points ago

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10 points to Gryffindor

[–]ScottieGirl 17 points18 points ago

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Agreed. I think there is nothing sexier than a man wearing a kilt. I love my heritage!

[–]BentonQuestMD 12 points13 points ago

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To bad the Clan Campbell is known for selling out Scottish clans to England and murdering the Scottish in their sleep.

[–]SomeTakezo 4 points5 points ago

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Let me guess, you're a Macdonald?

[–]BentonQuestMD 2 points3 points ago

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No, are you a Campbell?

[–]LyssaPearl 2 points3 points ago

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McClain here! (alternatively spelled MacLean, McLain, etc...)

[–]Rmans 7 points8 points ago

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Good. Bad. I'm the guy in the kilt.

[–]shawnzie 3 points4 points ago

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Someone needs to photoshop "Klaatu Barada Nikto" on that banner.

[–]warbeagle 3 points4 points ago

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Godric Gryffindor.

[–]ConstantC 4 points5 points ago

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Where are the bagpipes?

[–]scary101 10 points11 points ago

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Yea, manly for sure..

Missing the Goddamn Beard...How dare you, Seriously??

[–]SteveAM1 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Br3nd4n 4 points5 points ago

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As manly as Ron Swanson might be, he can't hold a candle to The Chin.

[–]sethgecko 6 points7 points ago

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Chuck motherfucking MacFinley

[–]serge_mamian 6 points7 points ago

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damn man, I am not gay... but... but sometimes I think I am.

[–]AldieN 7 points8 points ago

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Is that Bruce fucking Campbell?

[–]LoseAsDirected7 3 points4 points ago

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Hell-fucking-yes!

[–]AldieN 4 points5 points ago

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I am not worthy

[–]b0ynamedcr0 14 points15 points ago

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[–]fhsd4264 2 points3 points ago

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I thought that was Sam AXE, not Sam Sword.

[–]DundahMifflin 2 points3 points ago

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Did you get this from his Q&A on Twitter tonight?

[–]thementalnomad 2 points3 points ago

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Groovy.

[–]PirateVikingNinja 2 points3 points ago

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Edinburgh Castle WIN

[–]Shield_of_the_Realm 2 points3 points ago

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Awesome indeed. But why is he wearing Black Watch and not his own (well-known) tartan?

[–]zython 2 points3 points ago

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Speaking of Bruce Cambell, anyone else get the "Chuck Finley is forever" T-shirt?

[–]iamzeph 2 points3 points ago

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"Ne Obliviscaris" is the motto of Clan Campbell. It means "Never Forget", as in "Never forget Bruce Campbell is the number one badass"

(I am fortunate enough to share the same last name with Bruce)

[–]terf2004 2 points3 points ago

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I would watch a highlander remake starring that man.

[–]eligorn 2 points3 points ago

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Go Bruce!

Sporting the Black Watch kilt ftw! Crest and the motto are above him. Black Watch!

Remember, it's only a skirt if you are wearing something under it!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Bruce Campbell is gonna get an upvote from me, every time.

[–]Paradox 2 points3 points ago

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Chuck Finley?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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this shall help me greatly in my quest to convince everyone that kilts ARE in fact manly..

[–]Thunder-Stealer 4 points5 points ago

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My chin grew 3" after viewing this pic, thanks Bruce!

[–]FCalleja 4 points5 points ago

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Hail to the king, baby!

[–]Khromatic 4 points5 points ago

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Where is the beard? There is no manliness without a beard.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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They say there can only be one highlander...but here in Scotland...we have 5 million.

[–]tpw_rules 6 points7 points ago

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At the risk of my manliness points going into the very low negatives, who is this guy?

[–]MadcowPSA[S] 24 points25 points ago

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This man is Bruce Campbell. He is the greatest man ever to walk the earth. Rumors say he is part god, but these rumors are heresy. He is all god.

[–]boomfarmer 7 points8 points ago

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He's not Sean Connery.

[–]NickBR 2 points3 points ago

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I thought he was 200% god?

[–]OLOTM 6 points7 points ago

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He is resting the point of his sword on a brick. Having no clue how to care for a weapon is not the pinnacle of manliness.

[–]AuntieSocial 8 points9 points ago

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Meh. It's decorative. His real sword is being lovingly swaddled off-screen by a bevy of naked Scandanavian beach volleyball champions. As he will be, once the photo-shoot is done.

[–]WendyLRogers2 1 point2 points ago

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On a purely technical note for Scots, are there any restrictions on swords or sgian dubh (sock knives) in Scotland?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Greetings Mr Axe.

[–]seabrookmx 1 point2 points ago

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How do you tell if he's from the McDonald clan? Reach under his kilt and see if he's a quarter pounder. lol

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Kendown 1 point2 points ago

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with those shoes? Ha!

[–]16_oz_mouse 1 point2 points ago

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Yay Edinburgh! One of my favorite cities I've visited, badass pic

[–]TheAverageRedditUser 1 point2 points ago

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Its just not quite centered.

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 1 point2 points ago

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That looks like something Hermoine would wear.

[–]dennkane 1 point2 points ago

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NONE SHALL PASS

[–]The_Dipster 1 point2 points ago

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He's missing a beard AND a Dos Equis, lol

[–]njm1314 1 point2 points ago

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No argument can be made against or in counter to this. I declare this the most perfect argument ever made on reddit. MadcowPSA I salute you.

[–]sekoku 1 point2 points ago

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Gotta say Bruce, at least going by his twitter, is a stand up man. Answers his fans questions when he has time and posts some interesting things.

Doesn't hurt that I love him as Sam Axe on Burn Notice as well.

[–]ssjvash 1 point2 points ago

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im like...okay sweet kilt, sweet sword, castle in the backg-OMG THATS BRUCE CAMPBELL

[–]jjsullivan5196 1 point2 points ago

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NONE SHALL PASS

[–]Senator_Christmas 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I own that shitty replica sword too.

[–]matsky 1 point2 points ago

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[–]karankshah 1 point2 points ago

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Sam Axe before the events of Burn Notice.

[–]emity 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, if chins could kill...

[–]bellemarematt 1 point2 points ago

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a sword isn't a cane

[–]ziggi138 1 point2 points ago

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real men wear kilts.

[–]joeschmidt 1 point2 points ago

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Is it me or are Catholic school girls just not as hot as they used to be.

[–]cacher371 1 point2 points ago

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why is it called a kilt? 'cause they done kilt anyone who called it a skirt.

[–]Mr_Question 1 point2 points ago

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SAM AXE! There is only one man who can be manly in a kilt and drink mojitos

[–]ZombieSociety 1 point2 points ago

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It's not "a guy in a skirt," it's Bruce Campell with a sword. Damn it, Reddit.

[–]GetOverClocked 1 point2 points ago

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No true Scotsman...

[–]datagod 1 point2 points ago

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That is the Blackwatch tartan. I served in a Scottish regiment (infantry) and we wore the same Kilt. The latin phrase above him roughly translates to "No one attacks me with impunity". Very cool photo.

[–]khepra 1 point2 points ago

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Bruce Campbell: Scottish Fucking Lord

[–]Tizzmeister18 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else thinks this guy look likes Sam from Burn Notice

[–]paul8620 1 point2 points ago

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chop his head off and take his powers

[–]EOverM 1 point2 points ago

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The sad part is, because I'm useless at recognising faces, I wasn't CERTAIN it was Bruce Campbell. So I confirmed my thinking by recognising the tartan...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The Tartan (colours) is Black Watch, a Scottish Infantry Division that is now emalgamated into the Scottish Regiments. FYI

[–]Sylph 1 point2 points ago

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y u ruin point of sword?!

[–]wapadapa 1 point2 points ago

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Im pretty sure he'd survive the zombie war.

[–]Sesinho 1 point2 points ago

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Edinburgh castle, very cool place