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[–]Madiator 100 points101 points ago

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This is actually from my friend's blog Myths RETOLD, where he retells myths in AWESOME ways. The flowchart itself is a shirt he sells. Check it out its hilarious: http://bettermyths.blogspot.com/

[–]AlumiuN 5 points6 points ago

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This website is the best thing ever. Despite the horrible lack of any capitalization or punctuation.

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 24 points25 points ago

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I'm glad to know the context. I've put it up a couple of other places (primarily facebook) I'll go add sources right away!

[–]needslipo 9 points10 points ago

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dude this site is the tits

[–]danyquinn 1 point2 points ago

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...Mika?

[–]Madiator 0 points1 point ago*

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Nope! I do KNOW a Mika, however. Count it?

[–]danyquinn 0 points1 point ago

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Does the mika you know know Frosty?

[–]kelou4 1 point2 points ago

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Does the Frosty you know know Chris?

Wait, everyone knows a Chris.

Fuck.

[–]danyquinn 0 points1 point ago

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I know like SIX Chrises!

[–]Madiator 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's not a very common name, and I already have one friend in common with the Mika you are thinking of. Odds are good it's the same Mika. (Yes.)

[–]danyquinn 0 points1 point ago

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...good point.

[–]tandeg 0 points1 point ago

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If that site had had proper punctuation and capitalization, I would've hunted down your friend and thrown all my money at him as hard as I fucking could. As is, it's still great though. I'm laughing my ass of here.

[–]Madiator 4 points5 points ago

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Hah, to come to my friend's defense, I'm pretty sure the lack of punctuation and capitalization is intentional, but I'm glad you enjoy it!

[–]tandeg 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I guess it fits the style he's going for. I bet it's just reddit that has made me into a grammar nazi.

[–]Giddeshan 9 points10 points ago

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Hah Very nice. Loki is one of my favorites. He's a bit more complex than the other gods. Loki is a personification of fire, unpredictable and destructive but also extremely useful.

[–]Skulder 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't he more a personification of duality? Seeing as he's with the gods and with the Giants, also mother of some monsters, father of others.

[–]Giddeshan 0 points1 point ago

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He is by nature dualistic but that is by virtue of him being associated with fire. My point was that fire is both bane and benefit just as Loki is.

[–]Cap_K 34 points35 points ago

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i beg you I BEG YOU ALL READ THIS ONE I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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[–]The_Duck_Strangler 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to downvote you for blatantly stealing a comment. But silly I forgot to always look at the username first.

[–]IFeelOstrichSized 1 point2 points ago*

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I was confused because he calls it a bull, and then a cow. I thought he was introducing a new character. "Cow" usually refers to a female cattle.

But yes, that was pretty funny. It reminds me of how I usually relate mythological stories, or the plot of books/movies to friends when I'm drunk.

[–]RichWPX 1 point2 points ago

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That got me too...

[–]Skiddywinks 0 points1 point ago

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He also mentions cock and hen as the same thing too.

[–]googuxcan 3 points4 points ago

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I wasn't going to read it, but your persuasion skills got the best of me so I I went ahead and read it. Dear Christ, that shit is hilarious!

[–]drtycho -1 points0 points ago

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this is do damned fantastic

[–]Tokeli 2 points3 points ago

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Having just watched the Thor movie, I get it. :D

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 2 points3 points ago

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[Facepalm]

[–]Tokeli 3 points4 points ago

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:(

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 0 points1 point ago

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XD

[–]Gold_Leaf_Initiative 6 points7 points ago

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Low Key Lye Smith

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I <3 that book. Did you know that they're working on an HBO show?

[–]tarheel18 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously? That's fucking awesome. I loved that book.

[–]Gold_Leaf_Initiative 0 points1 point ago

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That's cool! I just loved how every diety from around the world was in that book.

[–]odinist 2 points3 points ago

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Also, HeathenStudent, get your ass over to /r/norse. =)

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Been there. I mod /r/asatru. XD

[–]EnkiduEnkita 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is for real.

[–]HunterHunted 1 point2 points ago

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the subreddit I never knew I wish I had added <3

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Hels yeah.

[–]Loki240SX 8 points9 points ago

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I didn't do shit. ಠ_ಠ

[–]dubnine 5 points6 points ago

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BULLSHIT!

[–]OdinsBeard 7 points8 points ago

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LIES

[–]annoyinglyclever 7 points8 points ago

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I was expecting this, or maybe this.

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I've seen those a few times on /r/funny. Mayhap I should have named it something different so people don't skip it thinking that it is one of those?

[–]Ultimate_Thor 1 point2 points ago

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God damn you Loki! This little guy has caused me more problems, I swear.

[–]Wonderloaf 0 points1 point ago

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Silly me thought this was gonna be about what Loki did to poor Bladr.

Loki must have made me do it...

[–]schnitzelpeter 0 points1 point ago*

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loki seems to be the god of trolling

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lokasenna

[–]cynognathus 3 points4 points ago

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I like Heimdallr's opening line:

Loki, thou art drunk

[–]victore992 0 points1 point ago

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I read this a few years ago and loved that line. Laughed so hard.

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 0 points1 point ago

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You haven't seen Loki at his best until you've read: http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/poe/poe11.htm

[–]gruntlings 0 points1 point ago

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Our 15mo son is named Loki. His older brother will love this flow chart when he's about 10 and Loki's 7. :p

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh please oh please oh please tell me that his brother's name is Thor.

[–]gruntlings 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, not Thor. Sorry. Loki was a random :)

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This saddens me deeply.

[–]ZeekySantos 0 points1 point ago

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Loki's a little bitch.

[–]finalaccountdown 0 points1 point ago

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I dont know if I'm the only one but I fucking hate Thor.

(don't mind Sif though. ahem.)

[–]HeathenStudent[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Are we talking Comics or Mythology. Mythology I love Thor. I never read the comics, but from the movie, I hated Thor.

[–]finalaccountdown 0 points1 point ago

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good question. Mythology: love. as a comic book character: hate.

[–]shadowofpersephone 0 points1 point ago

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A friend of mine has a son named Loki.

[–]dikky 0 points1 point ago*

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i watched thor the other day and all i could think about was how ridiculously overpowered his hammer is and how useless anyone else on the avengers is compared to him

all the other villains the other avengers have faced in their movies wouldn't last 1 second against thor. well maybe the one in the hulk movie

[–]mxmm 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Downvoted_Defender 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Loki, that mother fucker is always bad news.

[–]praise_the_logic 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you! I was just between books to read, and after this post it hit me: American Gods! If I could send you one of my cookies, I would.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I just saw Thor the other day and couldn't help but be impressed by the actor who plays Loki, especially the the part where he goes "TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" awesome.

[–]ninjashorty 0 points1 point ago

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I think Loki is misunderstood.

[–]SnifflyWhale 0 points1 point ago

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I only understand because of Age of Mythology.

[–]odinist 0 points1 point ago

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I fully support this post.

[–]necromundus -1 points0 points ago

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Song about Loki: Tyr - Lord of Lies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvOnAG1Pdo