Good evening Mister and Misses North American and South America! From coast to coast and by shortwave to all he ships and clippers at sea! Let's go to press!

FLASH! Omaha! In the corn fields! - This just in from our film correspondents; sources tell me that the Hays Committee has just barely approved a new Ross Sisters production. The Hollywood Motion Picture Production Code is evidently not being applied with any strict scrutiny. These same sources - initials R -O - C -K - ABCDEFG - that is Rockstaru - say this new production is scintillating, titillating, and borders on the pornographic. Mister and Misses America, I ask you if we will continue to accept this type of Hollywood picture.

With that said, this concludes another issue of the Jurgens Journal and until next week this is your correspondent Walter Winchell in New York wishing you, with lotions of love, a good goodnight.