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Take this SH!T (i.imgur.com)

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[–]therealdohr 68 points69 points ago

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when I do this, I get kicked out of the zoo, wtf

[–]Xanthan81 14 points15 points ago

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Double standards, man...

[–]BDaught 7 points8 points ago

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Just do it to your neighbors.

[–]burble13 4 points5 points ago

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We should make a two-way zoo. The animals throw shit and you throw shit back

[–]VinceWithSLAPCHOP 92 points93 points ago

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Woooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop...

[–]Pravusmentis 7 points8 points ago

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now the rubber band's on the other claw!

[–]bfogarty27 24 points25 points ago

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but deeper

[–]LegitimatePerson 44 points45 points ago

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So dubstep then?

[–]entropikone 26 points27 points ago

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~~~~~WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB~~~~~~

[–]razakdash -4 points-3 points ago

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zoidberg..

[–]SpermWhale 112 points113 points ago

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Gorilla warfare!

[–]Edditch 13 points14 points ago

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He received the Alz-113 injection!

[–]denim-chicken 5 points6 points ago

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saw it 2 days ago, AMAZING. Andy Serkis needs an award ASAP

[–]Chronolitus 1 point2 points ago

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It was really amazing, albeit a bit too predictable.

[–]Pharose 2 points3 points ago

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A most necessary pun, look at him run!

[–]TlCKETS 1 point2 points ago*

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Alright, shut up! Carl already said that. He said it as soon as we got here.

[–]Pravusmentis -4 points-3 points ago

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Guerilla too, as he attacked and ran into the forest

[–]robynrox 173 points174 points ago

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You can say shit on the internet. Nobody will be mad at you.

[–]tenhotuisku 37 points38 points ago

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Exactly. I really don't get the point of censorship when everybody knows what you mean. It's hypocritical and idiotic.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

[–]tenhotuisku 49 points50 points ago

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The children know more swear words than I do

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 25 points26 points ago*

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"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FAG BOY FAG FAG JEW NIGGER" - Xbox 360 live

They actually only know 'fuck','fag', 'faggot'.

[–]Fixiwee 5 points6 points ago

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While we elderly people use such classy swear words like 'goober'.

[–]kqpro 3 points4 points ago

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goobers?

[–]Vertigo666 8 points9 points ago

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Goofy goobers?

[–]shawnzie -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously, I remember when I finally realized that calling someone a "son of a bitch" meant you were insulting his mother by calling her a dog. It was probably 5 years after I had first heard the term.

[–]Frankeh 4 points5 points ago

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'Mummy, what does S exclamation mark hit mean?'

'Absolutely nothing darling, now go brush your teeth.'

[–]yuno10 17 points18 points ago

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'Ok mummy, but I need to take a shit first'

[–]LionCashDispenser 4 points5 points ago

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'Don't half-ass your wiping, I don't want you stinking up like a joyless shitpail'

[–]wellgolly 2 points3 points ago

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"Joyless shitpail" is a wonderful cuss!

[–]Sinthesys -3 points-2 points ago

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Cuss? You must be 12...

[–]wellgolly 0 points1 point ago*

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I think a twelve year old would be more predisposed to saying that it's "fucking epic".

[–]CosmoNought 22 points23 points ago

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S!HIT?

[–]joshjje 13 points14 points ago

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Sexclamation Market

[–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, it's f*cking stupid, is what it is!

[–]Aedan91 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he is a Jehovah Witness or something like that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That isn't how hypocrisy works.

[–]tenhotuisku 0 points1 point ago

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I think it can be called a sort of hypocrisy. Pretending not to swear yet every reader still knows exactly what swear word you mean. I think sh!t is just the same as shit as both create an identical reaction in the reader.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're assuming there is censorship. What if it was just a joke. I mean it looks like an upside down I. Has op confirmed that is what his intention is?

If not. How is it hypocrisy?

[–]tenhotuisku 1 point2 points ago

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poop butt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ah dammit. My argument is invalid.

Poop Butt indeed.

[–]Macbethdvs 2 points3 points ago

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But if you could throw it....

[–]k3n 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it either. Is it because it's Sunday or something?

[–]notLOL 0 points1 point ago

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"Go ahead, say shit in front of the gorilla. I double dare you"

[–]kqpro -2 points-1 points ago

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the ! is meant to be like take this shit! without typing the i

[–]ablebodiedmango 23 points24 points ago

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The best part is how he just turns and runs, like a gorilla needs to be afraid of being caught throwing shit around.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They will probably tase the shit out of him. And renew the cycle.

[–]qkoexz 2 points3 points ago

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Only if one of the zookeepers is Draco Malfoy.

[–]77d7c587534dc32f83fd 12 points13 points ago

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Well done, gorilla, well done.

[–]Quantum_bacon 7 points8 points ago

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what does 77d7c587534dc32f83fd mean?

[–]infidel118i 12 points13 points ago

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Kill the president.

[–]slatterboy 6 points7 points ago

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Must. Kill. President.

[–]entropikone 5 points6 points ago

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it's probably his windows cd key so he doesn't forget it

[–]Xanthan81 0 points1 point ago

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That's funny, it looks just like mine..... curious.

[–]proak 21 points22 points ago

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Why did I do it? Because fuck the zookeepers, that's why

[–]I_need_that_bacon 9 points10 points ago

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They never fixed that god damn tire swing I had. /gorillaproblems

[–]Bladle 14 points15 points ago

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Fuck da police!

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[–]Osthato 6 points7 points ago

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F!_!ck the police!

FTFY

[–]Shelobe[!] 6 points7 points ago

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Stupid gorilla, it only hit the fence.

[–]HoboViking 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder if he realized that and felt like a chump. That's how I'd feel.

[–]Qwuffl 7 points8 points ago

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That's me on the internet.

[–]BentNotBroken 28 points29 points ago

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Warm-up for Republican Presidential debates.

[–]sumebrius 2 points3 points ago

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Oooooh, topical!

...again.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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That gorilla scampered off like a little bitch.

[–]MinistryoDarkness 16 points17 points ago

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say that to his face!

[–]belzner 10 points11 points ago

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[Gets in gorilla's face] You sure did scamper off like a bitch! Hahaha!!! [gorilla rips my face off, eats genitals]

[–]AphoticSketch 0 points1 point ago

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You keep your genitals behind your face?

[–]lekotar 0 points1 point ago

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"They have guns, man.... they make me sleepy.. I can't fight... my family, man..."

[–]fklpkl 2 points3 points ago

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You call this good Gruel?!?!

[–]Skreech2011 4 points5 points ago

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Love how just after he throws it he's just like, "Hahaha fuckers!" and runs away.

[–]roflbox 1 point2 points ago

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scuttles away

[–]theboneycrony 1 point2 points ago

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Fire in the hole!

[–]YoungAndAimless 1 point2 points ago

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lawl

[–]kronom 1 point2 points ago

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Fire in the hole!

[–]kuzkuz 1 point2 points ago

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i watched this 12 times in a row and its funny each time

[–]spartex 1 point2 points ago

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The rise of the planet of the apes.. It has begun!

[–]Joe_McBallz 1 point2 points ago

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epic :D

[–]NarkingOnMyStashBro 1 point2 points ago

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Shit flinging or not, Gorillas are fucking terrifying,

I feel that this was necessary to add.

[–]robopanda9k 1 point2 points ago

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I love how he runs at the end lol

[–]wafflemonster 1 point2 points ago

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It's great when I look up "gorilla throws shit and runs" on YouTube, a long list of videos with black people come up.

[–]Rabbitduck 1 point2 points ago

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Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank!

...at least that's what I immediately thought of.

[–]lemonpartyZ 1 point2 points ago

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Why are Rita's puddies working at the zoo?

[–]Darkerson 1 point2 points ago

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Seen this before, but it still makes me chuckle.

My thoughts on the gorilla's internal monologue: "Goddamn it I was trying to take a relaxing shit and then smell my fingers. Instead, I'll just aim for your heads! GTFO!" :p

[–]lluca 1 point2 points ago

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You know that episode when Stewie says mom mom mommy over and over and then he runs out with a stupid laugh? This is how i imagine this gorrila when he runs away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8 at 0:37

[–]Resistance92 1 point2 points ago

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i laughed so hard

[–]mendicant111 1 point2 points ago

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I want to print out every frame of this gif and make a flip book out of it. Then, whenever someone does or says something I disapprove of, I just whip out this bad boy and speak my mind.

[–]haackedc 1 point2 points ago

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I love how he runs away as if he knows he did something wrong

[–]probablynotfunny 1 point2 points ago

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Does it not look like he could escape very easily?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody needs to make this with rage faces

[–]ThanklessTask 1 point2 points ago

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One never expects an attack from a guerrilla.

[–]Skeik 1 point2 points ago

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God gorillas are fucking huge

[–]sixtyt3 2 points3 points ago*

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Shit happens.

[–]LetsGetMystical 5 points6 points ago

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The civil rights movement was a dark time

[–]uxoriouswidow 3 points4 points ago

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This joke was definitely worth the racism required to construct it.

[–]LetsGetMystical -2 points-1 points ago

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Thanks man. My mom agrees

[–]kushmau5 0 points1 point ago

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Alright, let's not get cocky.

[–]LongTimeLurkerGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Hit and run like a mofo

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What a pussy, he just runs off?

[–]joshjje 6 points7 points ago

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He knows they have large shock sticks and tranq darts. :(

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[–]MinistryoDarkness 0 points1 point ago

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yeah I'm sure if you were standing next to that Gorilla you would be calling him a pussy while he is ripping your arms off and beating you with them.

[–]howtospeak 0 points1 point ago

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The funniest thing about this is I was listening Blood for blood's Aint like you while watching.

[–]McMattski 0 points1 point ago

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I shall call it...Call of Duty: 'Gorilla' Warfare

[–]eehrun[S] 0 points1 point ago

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he's just tired of all the shit he gets from the zoo keepers.

[–]TlCKETS -1 points0 points ago

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All of your pun threads are irrelevant.

[–]rfbobby -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah fuck the police!

[–]TheYeIIowDucK -2 points-1 points ago

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Scumbag monkey:

Takes his own shit

Throws at you

[–]EasyReader 3 points4 points ago

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Apes aren't monkeys god damn it! ARARRGGGHHHHHHHHSD"kfahw'oihgas

[–]anonymouslives -5 points-4 points ago

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Damn african Americans!

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[–]LetsGetMystical 1 point2 points ago

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But... he did

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