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[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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I don't think I'll ever grow out of Spongebob. I'm pretty sure I only discovered how much I love it when I was 16...

[–]Peppermint42 4 points5 points ago

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Me too! I was a bit too old for it when the show came on, but I watched reruns during college and found it to be hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcNV-xWwtGA

[–]411eli 18 points19 points ago

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I read that as "Boarding School".

[–]markio 6 points7 points ago

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Is it supposed to say boarding school? Is boating school a thing?

[–]josephsh 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if serious

[–]411eli 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently in New England?

"Boating is like sex to these people."

[–]XavierMendel 0 points1 point ago

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It actually isn't, sadly enough.

[–]ShakyBonez 5 points6 points ago

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[–]XavierMendel 1 point2 points ago

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But that's a club, not a school!

[–]ShakyBonez 0 points1 point ago

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True, it is a Yacht Club, but they teach you how to sail, so technically it's also a school.

[–]XavierMendel 0 points1 point ago

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I admit defeat, but only because I know less than Spongebob about boating.

[–]ShakyBonez 0 points1 point ago

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Don't think of it as a defeat, think of it as a learning experience. You now know more about boating than you previously before did had.

[–]XavierMendel 0 points1 point ago

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than you previously before did had

I think you accidentally the whole grammar.

[–]EmpireAndAll 16 points17 points ago

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Still my favorite cartoon. I remeber when it came out, I became obsessed with saving sea animals and when I went to Sea World and rode Journey to Atlantis I cried because they had real sea sponges in nets haning from the ceiling.

[–]Lyaxe 13 points14 points ago

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Just like redditors do while reddit is down

[–]DIGGYRULES 60 points61 points ago

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That is what my dog does.

[–]ShakyBonez 11 points12 points ago

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That is what everyone's dog does.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]411eli 0 points1 point ago

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Although it was irrelevant, I laughed. Have an arfvote.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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My dog hides in the bathroom under the toilet. I can't quite wrap my head around his logic.

[–]lukel1127 5 points6 points ago

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And Fry's dog. Now I'm sad.

[–]mikeroon 0 points1 point ago

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:C

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Good karma whoring.

[–]lukel1127 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks I've been practicing.

[–]Krantastik 31 points32 points ago

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D'AWWW

[–]reasondoubt 8 points9 points ago

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what is nice about this thread, is that, so far, everyone is friendly and has upvotes to show for it.

[–]Disgustipated2 5 points6 points ago

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Hey Patrick, you wanna know something funnier than 24? Lemme Hear it. 25!

[–]notmyrealaccountlad 15 points16 points ago

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Wait for you to get back...and fap.

[–]XavierMendel 14 points15 points ago

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Patrick has no fingers. He's also been seen naked without a penis. Starfish have no dicks.

/thatguy

[–]derekmyoung 0 points1 point ago

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I would not recommend Googling "Starfish genitals."

[–]XavierMendel 0 points1 point ago

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I refuse to believe it exists, but I'm not curious enough to find out.

[–]Xeeker 6 points7 points ago

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needless to say.

[–]LongTimeLurkerGuy 7 points8 points ago

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I'm gonna go hug my dog now

[–]andypants 2 points3 points ago

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I'm gonna go hug my starfish.

[–]c0nita 3 points4 points ago

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So romantic! XD

[–]jasmaree 2 points3 points ago

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"And these are the stairs of learning!"

"No, they're just the stairs. These are the stairs of learning"

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 1 point2 points ago

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You get a gold star for being a good noodle

[–]iamnotacriminal 1 point2 points ago

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Never have I wanted more to hug a star fish and tell him it'll be okay.

SPONGEBOB + PATRICK 4 LYF

[–]JMuell 0 points1 point ago

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Boating school? I thought this was Spanish class.

[–]roscoe89 0 points1 point ago

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What boating school? I just left one myself

[–]beta_pup 0 points1 point ago

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I've been sad and lonely this weekend. I'm heading over to Netflix for some SpongeBob!!

[–]CaptainMage 0 points1 point ago

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Forever Alone spongebob style.

[–]mikeroon 0 points1 point ago

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Temporarily alone?

[–]kamishizuka 0 points1 point ago

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"School is for chumps"?

Where am I?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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/when I visit my sister

[–]Kylork 0 points1 point ago

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I love spongebob.

[–]scartol 0 points1 point ago

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I believe it was a boking accident. (red light beam) I have to go now!