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Can anyone translate or tell me what is going on here? [nsfw] (i.imgur.com)
submitted 11 months ago by Sevilst
[–]crod242 271 points272 points273 points 11 months ago
Looks like he's found a pretty fly for a white guy.
[–]voyetra8 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
This will be your highest-upvoted comment, ever. Enjoy it.
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[–]burningpenis 16 points17 points18 points 11 months ago
Just upvote it
[–]this_is_weird 35 points36 points37 points 11 months ago
Others have translated so I'll restrict myself to giving some context.
It's based on the French expression enculer les mouches, "buttfucking the flies".
Basically it refers to the idea of making a lot of effort for a very low reward and of being overly precise on details while missing the whole point of what you're doing.
You generally use it when misunderstanding, chicanery, and arguments prevent the the progress of a discussion or other concerted effort. "We're not advancing at all, we're only buttfucking flies!"
A close English equivalent would be "to split hairs", although the French one is kinda more expressive of your anger at the situation by its vulgarity.
Now, that said, I still don't really know what's going on. My guess is it comes from a humoristic list of different kinds of naggers.
[–]DiscomfortZone 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
ENCULER LES MOUCHES, IT GIVES YOUR PENIS WINGS!
[–]dr_dickhead 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
in canada its called dogfucking
[–]rasputine 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
It also seems to be a somewhat popular french meme.
http://bigou93700.canalblog.com/tag/enculeur%20de%20mouches
http://www.pitodoble.com/2010/07/23/lenculeur-de-mouches/
[–]gamegyro56 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
The second one was Spanish....Spanish is not French...
[–]Quarkitude 22 points23 points24 points 11 months ago
Woah there buddy. There are only two languages: "English" and "Not-English".
[–]Nismo350Guy 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Murican and Not-Murican.
[–]rwingvr6 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
He said Naggers.
[–]evil8bit 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
People that annoy you
[–]rwingvr6 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
You get it my friend LOL
[–]Tron-Gorf 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I usually say Clusterfucking.
[–]DocterGrimbles 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I fucking hate naggers
[–]hyperkinetic 12 points13 points14 points 11 months ago
Equally as disturbing, what's up with the crotch of his underwear? Looks like skidmarks.
[–]cinereoargenteus 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
I noticed that before I realized he was fucking a fly.
[–]wisdumb 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
I like the shit stains in the guy's underwear. Excellent attention to detail.
[–]no1_vern 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Needs something to ATTRACT the flies to him so he can, you know, buggerer them.
[–]pablito_andorra 12 points13 points14 points 11 months ago
translation :
The Mouse Buggerer The most fearsome contamination agent, because it´s the most active. 100 flies sodomized per day 10000 tainted sandwiches
(Like with the fox, carrier of rabies, are we going to have to exterminate the fly buggerer?)
end translation
As for what's going on, I have no idea
[–]nopopoplz 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Enculer can also mean "to fuck", and mouche means fly, so it's Fly Fucker
[–]Goyyou 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
"Enculer" != "to fuck", it's "to fuck in the ass". That's why there's "cul" in "enculer".
[–]martinj -2 points-1 points0 points 11 months ago
Bugger == Fuck.
[–]ofNoImportance 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Bugger == to Fuck in the arse, as Goyyou pointed out.
[–]nopopoplz 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
Mouse =/= Fly
[–]routari 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Le == The
[–]sanktuaire 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
Remarkably vulgar and probably (remotely) based on a french expression: "Enculer les mouches" that could be roughly translated into "Fucking the flies" and means slacking/not working when you should.
I must leave this planet now, my real people need me, beyond the stars.
'encouler les mouches' i not the same as slacking off, it means nitpicking or splitting hairs. A fly fucker then is someone who wastes time on insignificantly small details.
[–]Reddit_Rapist 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
That poor fly.
[–]arkeetek 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
I'm French and don't even get what it means. Fucking flies in the ass and those flies go on toasts after ... WTF
[–]DroppaMaPants 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
what's not to understand here?
[–]arkeetek 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Good point
[–]nx7 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
It looks like something from Hara-Kiri, a french satirical magazine from the 70s, known for its trash humour. Have a look at Google Image's result for Hara Kiri for other WTF images (and some almost NSFL).
[–]Hydris 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
It appears he is fucking a giant fly.
[–]trekbette 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
That's my thought as well.
[–]princetrunks 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Elliot Spitzer was legally forced to downgrade the quality of his escort services.
[–]Andaliter 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Oh, hey. That's my dad. This is officially my weirdest moment on Reddit.
[–]beyron 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
BS is called until proof is provided.
[–]Andaliter -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
Let me get this straight, you want a picture of me posing with my dad so I can prove to you he's the guy fucking a fly. Sure, what's your email?
[–]beyron 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
Well if you aren't going to provide proof for such a coincidence then why bother posting it?
[–]Andaliter -17 points-16 points-15 points 11 months ago
Because it's a funny/mortifying coincidence that those people who can simply laugh at things on the internet and walk away may enjoy?
[–]beyron 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Normally I would have a laugh and walk away but I can't help but be a bit skeptical about your claim, it would be quite the coincidence.
Ok, Beyron, you caught me. It isn't my dad. I have no clue who it is. But I was going for laughs and "Hey wouldn't it be funny if..." is a terrible lead-in.
[–]beyron 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
At least it's not a misleading lead-in.
[–]BooRadleyBoo -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
If only you had said mis-lead-in :(
Damnit!
[–]mandyvigilante 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
well, please ask your dad what the hell is going on here.
[–]Doobikhan 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Is it just me, or does that dude look a lot like Robert Shapiro?
[–]DroppaMaPants 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
he HAMMERS those flies
[–]micho0 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
It's called non sequitur
[–]oddballodd 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
That is the best thing I have ever seen. Some French dude butt-fucking a fly. I seriously have a fly infestation in my house as we speak.
Skid marks...CHECK.
[–]lingual_panda 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I speak French but I couldn't handle looking at that long enough to translate, sorry. I'm squeamish.
[–]BaboonEnglish 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
It says fuck a fly
[–]zahlman 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
This is like the gazillionth time I've seen this here.
[–]larpas 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I don't even want to know what's going on.
[–]pahlmitchell 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Im bangin your mom.
[–]CaerBannog 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
This was from a french satirical magazine. I forget the details.
[–]mfskarphedin 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Disgusting Frenchman. 'nuff said.
[–]yawningangel 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
NSFL pls
[–]nikkip00t 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Christ on a cracker, would you want a photo credit on your resume to read, "Fly-fucker in a French advertisement"?
[–]duhduhduhduhduh 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
dude...[nsfl]
[–]truesound -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
Wow, I actually regret opening this. Yet... I must know wtf if going on here.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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