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[–]MoroccoBotix 106 points107 points ago

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[–]KnuckKnuck[S] 16 points17 points ago

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This made me laugh so much. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Whoever made this is a genius.

[–]yamamushi 6 points7 points ago

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This is the only thing I ever think about when I hear someone ask me if I want some chocolate.

[–]trainmaster611 1 point2 points ago

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What movie is that from?

[–]oysterpirate 56 points57 points ago

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Possibly one of the best episodes of all time. It's right up there with Krusty Krab Pizza.

[–]yarmulke 30 points31 points ago

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Krusty Krab Pizza Is the Pizza For you and me!

[–]altpotato 26 points27 points ago

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The Krust Krab Pizza! Is the Pizza! For you and...

Me me me-eee-eee-eeeeeee!

[–]jbomb6 14 points15 points ago

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THE KRUSTY KRAAAAYYYAAAYYYAAAABBBBB YAYYYYAAAAYYYYAAAAAYYYYYAAAA YAAAAAYYYYYAAAYYYYYAAAAAB PIZZA... IS THE PIZZAAAAA YAYYYYYYAAAAAYYYAAAAA FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEE HEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEHHEEEEEE

[–]arrowheadt 8 points9 points ago

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock. A rock! A rock! A great, big, beautiful rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape!

[–]jbomb6 5 points6 points ago

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look! it's an S for spongebob, and an S for Sandy! That way they'll be able to identify our bodies!

[–]froderick -3 points-2 points ago*

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You mean Squidward, not Sandy.

Edit: Oops, wrong episode.

[–]Kubaker1 1 point2 points ago*

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It's from the alaskan bullworm episode.

Edit: 502 it went thru, 504 try once more.

[–]froderick 0 points1 point ago

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Oh dang, you are indeed correct.

[–]jasmaree 11 points12 points ago

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Oh, and bubble blowing technique. The tattle tale strangler has also been an often-ignored favorite of mine.

"Okay, just go in so I can strangle you--er, I mean uh, crush your windpipe--NO uh, I mean..."

"Protect me?"

"Yeah."

[–]McVersatilis 5 points6 points ago

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Tattle tale strangler is also one of my all time favorites. When he steps on his eyes with the spiky shoes on... So funny.

[–]tylermcbride 2 points3 points ago

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GET YOUR FEET OUT OF MY CORNEAS

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m 1 point2 points ago

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I love squidwards dance when the strangler goes to sit down.

[–]abbott_costello 8 points9 points ago

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Don't forget about the Hash-Slinging-Slasher episode as well as the Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen one. Boy, autocorrect didn't like that sentence.

[–]Syphon8 3 points4 points ago

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And the Sea-Bear.

[–]oysterpirate 2 points3 points ago

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Now that I think about it, Shanghaied was a damn good episode as well.

[–]unfitting_gif_sound 0 points1 point ago

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Squidward's Suicide anyone?

[–]sheehan35 1 point2 points ago

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Nosferatu!!!

[–]sailormax16 1 point2 points ago

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I'm continuously amazed by how many people like watching spongebob also. For the longest time I just thought I was a little bit of an oddball because I loved it.

[–]Aurabolt 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cancer_swe 0 points1 point ago

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Best episode is the snow ball fight. When were ever they aim they always hit the squids fire place ^

[–]Vinura 0 points1 point ago

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Im quite particular to Shanghaied. That, and the two you mentioned are quite memorable for me. And the seabear episode.

[–]sheehan35 32 points33 points ago

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I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I hated it!

[–]Sromiex 6 points7 points ago

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I read the title in that voice..

[–]tornadosgoOMNOM 27 points28 points ago

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"i love you jenny"

"i think you came on a little too strong that time patrick"

[–]carvex 18 points19 points ago

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So...how do you ladies know each other?

[–]abbott_costello 6 points7 points ago

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WHAT!??

[–]avp574 22 points23 points ago

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chocolate!?...CHOCOLATE??!!?!?!?!

[–]silverwingly 12 points13 points ago

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CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

[–]thelovepirate 2 points3 points ago

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I've spent all day trying to find you guys, and now that I have you right where I want you!!!!!! I'd like to buy all your chocolate!

[–]Chance1730 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yes Yes Yes. Oh wow.

[–]RookAB 0 points1 point ago

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I'm drunk at 2 am and what is this

[–]Chance1730 -1 points0 points ago

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finding this when you're drunk at 2 am would truly be the best way to discover this little gem. besides being on shrooms.

[–]BearlyPossible 8 points9 points ago

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[–]dannydchurchy 7 points8 points ago

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ah man, feels good to be in on the joke for once.

(sorry everyone else?)

[–]gswartz1 4 points5 points ago

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I'd Like to buy all of your chocolate.

[–]arrowheadt 2 points3 points ago

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Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob?

[–]Geno098 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Ceno 0 points1 point ago

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Now I know where it comes from, but I still don't get it. Never watched spongebob.

[–]Geno098 0 points1 point ago

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That's pretty much it. They're going door to door selling chocolate and the guy goes crazy for no reason.

[–]The_pirate_butler 2 points3 points ago

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I haven't watched Spongebob in almost 10 years yet I still remember this guy. Man I used to love that show...who am I kidding I STILL DO!

[–]thelovepirate 2 points3 points ago

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I was born with glass bones and paper skin.

[–]basec0m 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot THE PICKLES!!!!!

[–]arrowheadt 0 points1 point ago

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Bubble Bass!

[–]jacobo 2 points3 points ago

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Context please?

[–]Geno098 5 points6 points ago

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[–]jacobo 2 points3 points ago

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Merci

[–]steampunkjedi 8 points9 points ago

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There's a gif version of this.

[–]seracera 1 point2 points ago

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CHAWCKLAAAT?? CHAWWWWKKKLAAATTE!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who read that in Forest Gump's voice before they clicked the link.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 3 points4 points ago

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OH CHOCOLATE...SWEET SWEET CHOCOLATE.

I ALWAYS HATED IT

[–]ALL_in_A_days_WORK 3 points4 points ago

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This is pretty good. I'm sorry for the people who don't get it.

[–]DoctorateofWumbology 1 point2 points ago

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it's really quite elementary.

[–]Tombofsoldier 1 point2 points ago

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God damn I miss when Spongebob was a good show.

"It's the MANIAAAC!"

[–]francisc0121 2 points3 points ago

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After Hillenburg left the show went to shit.

[–]foggart 0 points1 point ago

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It still has it's moments but frankly it pales in comparison to the original.

[–]HilariousCow 0 points1 point ago

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"Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates."

...in that I'd like one.

[–]ZRauros 0 points1 point ago

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There was a video on youtube that did this scene:

Team Flatulence 2

[–]mh048t 0 points1 point ago

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OMG THAT WAS FUNNY

[–]Bri3193 0 points1 point ago

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Im squidward squidward squidward

[–]Buff_Stuff 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha, favorite episode/moment in Spongebob by far.

[–]Gnu32 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rayray21 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna SELL, SELL, SELL all these SHELLS, SHELLS, SHELLS!!!!!!

[–]rjm314 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should use sloth from the Goonies instead.

[–]Pr0pagandhi -1 points0 points ago

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I knew it was going to reference spongebob before I even clicked the link

[–]javiiibear -1 points0 points ago

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I damn near woke up my entire house laughing when I saw this. Thank you for making my weekend.

[–]Conman93 -1 points0 points ago

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Yay Forrest gump!