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[–]emarkd 18 points19 points ago

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Special Purpose?!?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Special purpose as in meant for Sunday riders or occasionally trail riders. Anyone who rides roads regularly has an ass of steel (anyone who rides trails regularly probably has an ass of titanium, but the trails will still hurt) and can handle a thin seat.

[–]emarkd 9 points10 points ago

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Umm.... you do realize that line isn't pointed to the saddle right? It goes right on past it.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I didn't notice that. I guess it's a special purpose penis, then. For what, I don't know.

[–]connecteduser 6 points7 points ago

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So you don't bust your balls.

[–]Farren246 0 points1 point ago

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The line points TO the balls, not to the foam guard on the bike. Special purpose indeed.

[–]Dontwalkintime 4 points5 points ago

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I think it's a reference to The Jerk, which is quoted in another comment

[–]I_Have_Many_Names 0 points1 point ago

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I found my special purpose!

[–]thatGman 38 points39 points ago

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My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I was born a poor black child.

[–]HumanPersonMan 2 points3 points ago

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okay okay so, shit..... shinola......

[–]ComicDebris 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Zombie_Lover 1 point2 points ago

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Just stay away from the oil cans, he HATES the oil cans...

[–]Zombie_Lover 0 points1 point ago

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Came for this, leaving amazingly impressed with the dedication to the original. Damn, dude!

[–]Shinvo 16 points17 points ago

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stop making fun of the 90's, they didn't make fun of you

[–]theghostofme 5 points6 points ago

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My fade/mullet haircut begged to differ. Plus the denim...all that fucking acid-washed denim.

[–]holyerthanthou 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking everywhere. And Fanny packs, and pogs, and "breakfast at Tiffany's "

[–]Aszuul 0 points1 point ago

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they always kept saying we'd have flying cars, and have you seen concept art for futuristic architecture. I'd say they were laughing it up at our expense.

[–]Shinvo 1 point2 points ago

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no, the generation before simply failed us.

[–]LMAO0OO 0 points1 point ago

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you, sir, are the win.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Special Purpose is in a different font...

[–]inedidible 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, Special Purpose is in Myriad Pro with a higher leading, the rest appears to be Arial

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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You know your fonts, sir!

[–]kryonik 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Raptor_Captor 5 points6 points ago

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That bike. Has. A stick-shift.

A stick-shift bike.

[–]Bellythroat 0 points1 point ago

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As a bike mechanic, I do not find this to be prudent.

[–]ThatOneTallKid 1 point2 points ago

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That graphic design screams awesome.

[–]josto 1 point2 points ago

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holy shit i had that bike growing up!

best bike ever!!!! wonder wtf happened to it

[–]coronaride 1 point2 points ago

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The orange-ish socks really complete the ensemble.

[–]Twilli1997 0 points1 point ago

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All of that is cool other than the kid and the bike

[–]shuffma 0 points1 point ago

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Hold the phone!!........aren't fanny packs back in style?

[–]probnot 0 points1 point ago

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I had that same helmet as a kid, but I was nowhere near as awesome as this kid.

[–]3dem 0 points1 point ago

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special purpose genitals

[–]Spappy 0 points1 point ago

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You just got to have the Mushroom grips

[–]u83rmensch 0 points1 point ago

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that bike looks kick ass

[–]the_red_wolf 0 points1 point ago

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I have a 4speed bike with a shifter like this

[–]BearBryant 0 points1 point ago

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That's so rad, dude.

[–]mktoka 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure my bro had this bike growing up.

[–]Infinitron 0 points1 point ago

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I always wanted those mushroom grips. I guess that's why I wasn't awesome.

[–]Willravel 0 points1 point ago

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There's a fucking gearbox on that bicycle.

[–]snoochnooch -1 points0 points ago

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...just in case you didn't already know...

[–]SilasTalbot -1 points0 points ago

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Jerk FTW

[–]Ian1732 -1 points0 points ago

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D4V3? 1S TH1S YOU? H3H3H3H3