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[–]bamb00zled 3 points4 points ago

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People will do anything for the useless points known as karma

[–]PlumberODeth 1 point2 points ago

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Lies are simply more interesting and personal. The karma is the byproduct.

[–]LuridTeaParty 0 points1 point ago

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Posts should show their rank as the only indication of success. Your profile would show how many posts made the front page within the subreddit your post was made in. Click further, and you get a pie chart showing in what subreddits your posts did well in (to show whether someone is simply getting to the front page on dead/slow subreddits). Keep comment karma the same why not?

Without a points system however, either showing how many posts you made, karma you get, or even in my idea, how many front page posts you make, the quality, for better or worse, will change because of it. As much of an idiotic rat race it seems, content we enjoy gets to our attention because of it.

[–]Mistawankaz 3 points4 points ago

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Or people really just are totally sour and only know people that have better lives than them.

[–]Allurex 2 points3 points ago

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But my friend is famous for his witty facebook statuses.

[–]patiscool1 1 point2 points ago

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Sad, but true.

[–]therealdohr 1 point2 points ago

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I'm your dream, mind astray

[–]Steelkatanas 1 point2 points ago

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I'm your eyes while you're away

[–]rthrtylr 0 points1 point ago

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Gimme dabajabaza!

[–]MisterNiceGuy001 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit/videos is plagued with that Shit. "Hey look, this is a video of my friends, doing cool stuff, I'm posting it on reddit for u guys to support them. I TOTALLY have a life and didn't just find this randomly on the internet you guys. I'm super cereals." (-_-)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand why people feel the need to do shit like that.

That's fucking weird ass psycho shit. Like they just sit there and try to convince the goddamned internet that they have friends who do cool things... wtf?

[–]SafetyFist 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, I know that guy!

[–]Priceless721 0 points1 point ago

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I believe this probably more than I don't.

[–]sorenr 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, that's funny! This meme originated from one of my good friends, Dwight Schrute. He is a bit quirky!

[–]garblesnarky 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand why anyone cares if something on the internet is "fake". It's a funny picture, or a joke. Do you really only think it is funny if the person sharing it is the person who created it? Do you only laugh at jokes in real life if you know the teller made it up on their own? Do you think standup comedians are 100% honest, all the time? Do you think comedy movies or shows are stupid because they are fictional?

[–]1WithTwo 0 points1 point ago

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God, his eyes just bore into me...

[–]znk 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Nobody has friends.

[–]RyeIt 0 points1 point ago

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Nice picture of my friend Dwight!

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

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Cynical, much?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I'm guessing you have no friends and are projecting your own lack of a social life on to others.

[–]znk -2 points-1 points ago

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Bingo