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[–]Drewsome 76 points77 points ago

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"Mine doesn't look like that... "

[–]Truesday 31 points32 points ago

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Alternatively...

"...shit, I think I need to tell my mom something."

[–]racistkramer 27 points28 points ago

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flick

[–]Ascythopicism 3 points4 points ago

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[–]sir_wooly_merkins 18 points19 points ago

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"Messi's is better."

[–]derekmyoung 7 points8 points ago

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But he can't do anything with it unless Xavi is around.

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[–]lestat85 33 points34 points ago

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It's Cristiano Ronaldo training in his Utd gear, I imagine it was done for a comic relief sketch, a thing sports personalities do quite often in the UK.

[–]Pake1000 91 points92 points ago

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Makes sense. He's a great actor.

[–]BobCraneTraumaWard 5 points6 points ago

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I like the cut of your hair.

[–]giothegreek 5 points6 points ago

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[–]gwac 4 points5 points ago

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This is the first time I've ever heard him speak.

[–]bbkbad 3 points4 points ago

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I like the cut of your jib.

[–]Choo41 9 points10 points ago

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It's actually not for Comic Relief! It just happened to be caught during a Utd training session.

[–]holy_maccaroni 1 point2 points ago

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and I think he's looking at Gabriel Heinze's schlong.

[–]Hazefire 2 points3 points ago

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Recognize it, do you?

[–]holy_maccaroni 2 points3 points ago

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indeed I do.

As a ManUtd supporter of course ಠ_ಠ

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[–]Sir_Jojo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not too sure about that. I think it's just the whole "eurotrash" look that makes people think that. (I think that's what Americans call it).

Plus his girlfriend is insanely hot.

[–]funkmastamatt 9 points10 points ago

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Yah that is definitely part of it. I mean, here in the States it goes like this, "I think he was gay... or maybe european."

[–]JonSherwell -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]fnybny 33 points34 points ago

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Did anyone else see his "thumb" pop up at the end?

[–]CaptainTerra 17 points18 points ago

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That wasn't his thumb...

[–]Vrek 35 points36 points ago

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That's the joke.

[–]wtfwouldmazdo 6 points7 points ago

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Best WTF face award goes to Cristiano

[–]milliondrops 11 points12 points ago

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Or: "Oh god, I feel so inadequate."

[–]gdnwo 4 points5 points ago

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Oh no! He's got a semi...

[–]Soup_bones 1 point2 points ago

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He's fillin up!

[–]Choo41 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Jellobug 2 points3 points ago

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Terrifying and charming at the same time, not bad.

[–]jkimisyellow 2 points3 points ago

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"To grab or not to grab; that is the question."

[–]JonSherwell 4 points5 points ago

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[–]fluggencheimen 1 point2 points ago

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His confusion just hit 9000.

[–]cfuse 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'll just leave this here..

[–]Coridimus 3 points4 points ago

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And suddenly his own gayness hit him like a speeding freight train.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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First .gif I laughed at in a long, long time.

[–]IAmA_Kitty_AMA 0 points1 point ago

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I read "Oh God I Looked Asian" and was highly confused for the first 2 runs of the gif.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Knew it all along...

[–]MoeVsWORLD 0 points1 point ago

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  • HEY RONALDO!
  • HAVE YOU HERD THE NEWS?
  • THIS IS A WORLD CUP YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE
  • SURE YOU'VE GOT FLAIR BUT YOU CANT DEFEND
  • NOW RHYME TO ME IN YOUR WEIRD ACCENT

[–]Dtime -1 points0 points ago

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ahh i laughed so hard. my boss just stairs at me. still. currently. still staring. I stopped abruptly and pokerfaced him.

[–]Serkoff 83 points84 points ago

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I hope things didn't escalate from there

[–]docredding 18 points19 points ago

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he shouldn't have elevated his laughter like that

[–]Gorillakid 5 points6 points ago

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step it right there mister!!

[–]Sil369 -5 points-4 points ago

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ok, ill bite, throws stairs? :>

[–]FishCake9T4 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not surprised to be honest. He always seemed super feminine.

[–]nogswarth 0 points1 point ago

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"I thought I was the king winker but I never saw an eye wink like that before."

[–]WhiteLighterSociety -5 points-4 points ago

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My Dad is a Professional Jetski Racer and he trained Christiano Ronaldo for a some weeks while he was on vacation. I remember he had just gotten signed to MU so he rented a giant boat and a huge mansion here in Miami.. needless to say i spent a fair amount of time with the guy, playing football at the beach and eating Mcdonalds. I could do an AMA i suppose... also Fhernando Olvera the singer for the biggest latin music band in the world right now; Mana. is a family friend, i see him very often. could do an AMA on that too..

[–]distertastin[S] 6 points7 points ago

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So.... did he ever stare at your penis?

[–]WhiteLighterSociety 1 point2 points ago

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hah, why exactly am i getting downvoted again?

[–]Brandaman 2 points3 points ago

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Because you didn't state if he stared at your penis.

[–]WhiteLighterSociety -1 points0 points ago

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no, im pretty sure he didn't.. he was very chill the whole time. In fact, while we were playing football on the beach a guy was backpacking down the same area, spotted us, and asked if he could join in on the game. We played for about an hour before he left without ever realizing he was playing football with Christiano Ronaldo. True Story.

[–]iChad17 2 points3 points ago

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So after that he stared at your penis?

[–]Brandaman 0 points1 point ago

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Or maybe the guy that joined them stared at his penis?

[–]freegrizzlybearrides -3 points-2 points ago

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i knew ronaldo was gay