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[–]BullWizard 81 points82 points ago

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[–]imdonewiththis 9 points10 points ago

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cannot unsee.

[–]NonAmerican 10 points11 points ago

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cannot resee

[–]w_a_w 9 points10 points ago

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cannot nazi

[–]GaryWallace 17 points18 points ago

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nice, but--can nazi.

[–]wowthisisrandom 1 point2 points ago

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Cannot not see definitely makes more sense in this context than cannot see don't you think?

[–]Baron_Tartarus 1 point2 points ago

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Speaking of "see", am i the only one who could see this as a Team Fortress 2 advertisement?

[–]cclady -3 points-2 points ago

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same here man

[–]Jimangalanga 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like Brian from Spaced.

[–]imaalien[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Now that i think of it it is

[–]CodeGirlUK 24 points25 points ago

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So true, he even made a movie based on it.

[–]MrConfucius 7 points8 points ago

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The speech at the end of this literally changed my life forever.

[–]DancingWithoutPants 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yes... amazing. Still relevant in these times...

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

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I plan to revolve my book around how true that message is.

[–]Clazzy 1 point2 points ago

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You should name it Mein Kampf, then go insane with it.

[–]MrConfucius -1 points0 points ago

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I was sitting with my friend and we were discussing as he read, and he reached Chapter 7 I believe. Now I'm not reading it, so I'm just ranting about things; politics, life, feelings. And then I began to loathe how I never really had a childhood, it was mutilated by bad events etc.

And suddenly my friend got wide-eyed and just stared at me.

"What? What is it?" "Dude, the beginning of this chapter is basically Adolf explaining how he misses his childhood."

I thought back to a dream I had about Martin Luther King Jr, and Hitler standing, facing me and saying, "The stride was same but the paths were insane."

And I realized then how similar the two were... And how there's not much to stop me from being like Adolf but my morality for the fellow human beings I interact with. I cannot hate, only love.

[–]vincentstronghold 1 point2 points ago

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How so? Love to hear about it!

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

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Well, before it, I had been searching my life for something to describe the spiritual journey I had overgone after learning about eastern medicine and the study of psychology when my dad passed away. I had constantly explained to people that emotion is what's being denied in our lives. That "machines that produced abundance left us in want." That greed and selfish desires seemed to overwhelm everybody. My book is going to revolve around these ideas and the coalition of them with quantum mechanics. I truly believe soon we are upon a Quantum Renaissance of Emotion. Or we'll all lose faith in fellow man and become hermits.

[–]vincentstronghold 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that's some heavy stuff! ... What about The Great Dictator lead you to this?

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

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Well when Charlie explains that we aren't FEELING enough, and we are fellow man, it just kind of dawned on me.

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

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Oh aaaaaaaaaaand this.

[–]vincentstronghold 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, big emotional movies there! I'm happy for you. And I'm gonna have to check out The Great Dictator again. Put it on last Christmas, but I never reached the ending.

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

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My god. The ending is...

The best part.

[–]samstr 1 point2 points ago

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This and this

Viva brother

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NewJulian 0 points1 point ago

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This. A thousand times this.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I'm a fan of this one personally.

[–]zoocopy 1 point2 points ago

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lil' Hitler is SO cute http://i.imgur.com/fnTb4.png

[–]aerop1ane 4 points5 points ago

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client: Hut Weber Advertising Agency: Serviceplan Hamburg / München, Germany Creative Directors: Axel Thomsen, Alexander Schill Art Director: Jonathan Schupp Copywriter: Francisca Maass

source

[–]NonAmerican 11 points12 points ago

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Many people don't know Hitler wanted to look like Chaplin.

[–]De_Stekke 2 points3 points ago

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Actually I came here to say pretty much this. I have heard the same. Chaplin was really popular in the twenties and thirties of the 20th century and Hitler based his moustache on Chaplin. I have no source for this, but I have heard this story plenty of times.

[–]De_Stekke 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-toothbrush-moustache.htm is a source although it does not really support this statement, it does indicate this kind of moustache was popular before Hitler...

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

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I thought they were the same people.

[–]The_Rakist 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]swiftthrills 4 points5 points ago

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Can someone photoshop that hat onto a picture of Hitler?

[–]flawedless 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Lazook 4 points5 points ago

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Hmm still looks like an asshole.

[–]flawedless 0 points1 point ago

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I know right!

[–]MrFunnycat 6 points7 points ago

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TF2 players know this already.

[–]buttunz 4 points5 points ago

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FREE HAT

[–]ryantwopointo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]denonsully 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CQH 1 point2 points ago

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Hitler messed that mustache up forever. The swastika, too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

[–]silverquim 6 points7 points ago

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Fuhrer information it's because Charlie Chaplin was a badass

[–]PeacekeeperAl 1 point2 points ago

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You got that Reich!

[–]crazycroat16 3 points4 points ago

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I can't be the only one who expected a TF2 reference...

[–]EndsWithJusSayin 1 point2 points ago

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This is what i saw..

http://imgur.com/X5wgs

Jus Sayin..

[–]brainlessnick 0 points1 point ago

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Guess why this hat went for over a million when it was for sale a few months ago.

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Watsons 0 points1 point ago

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Hatler?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You should post this over at r/tf2 I heard those guys love hats.

[–]Bearbeard 0 points1 point ago

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Believe comedian Richard Herring had a tour based around this concept http://youtu.be/9-A6-Y55Hno

[–]wise_comment 0 points1 point ago

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Free hat!

[–]rocketsurgery 0 points1 point ago

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[–]comox 0 points1 point ago

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PC Jr anyone?

[–]whitesox287 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]THEThomasRyan 0 points1 point ago

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I was in an intro to advertising class in college and a kid presented this ad as part of a presentation we had to do. He had no idea who Charlie Chaplin was, neither did anyone else in the class, so he talks about it like "See, it's Hitler, but with a hat..... Hitler isn't nearly as scary with a hat I guess is what this is saying". I laughed hysterically, but literally everyone else in class didn't get it either.

[–]roudizz 0 points1 point ago

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If someone wants it in High Res

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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Paul Rudd and Conan were riffing about this the other night on Conan.

[–]Sinkfist 0 points1 point ago

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It's not the hat. it's the Jews.

[–]Maxorq 0 points1 point ago

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SCATMAN!!!

[–]Philosophyforever 0 points1 point ago

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hey it's Bartemius crouch

http://imgur.com/kYD7H

[–]Geruvah 0 points1 point ago

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At least have the name of the produce/service this was done for, because I know it's an ad.

[–]crazyperson859 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the great dictator

[–]solidsaks 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently he was a big fan

[–]rent-a-john 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone watch Phineas and Ferbe and thought of Perry the Platypus? No? Me neither.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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reminds me of an episode of the office where Pam dresses up as someone but ends up looking like Hitler because she has to take her hat off for work...

[–]jentaculophile -1 points0 points ago

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yes

[–]FiskN -1 points0 points ago

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get a hat, not look like Hitler.

[–]tha_ape -1 points0 points ago

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The only place a Hitler stash is acceptable is above a womans vagina

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Repost...