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[–]sweetdisposition5 79 points80 points ago

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Bears in color guard?

Dear God....

[–]NiggainParis 7 points8 points ago

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THAT SHIT CRA...

[–]clonetrooper250 328 points329 points ago

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I wonder who grew that?

[–]kaptinkangaroo 103 points104 points ago

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Jackie Chan

[–]snatchbuckler101 85 points86 points ago

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[–]tourettesguy54 16 points17 points ago

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Obeari Wan Kenobi.

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[–]Blacknuman 1 point2 points ago

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I think you are thinking of Obi Wan Kinobear.

[–]manondorf 3 points4 points ago

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Jedi bear can take a beam of pure energy to the face and doesn't blink. Handles are for wimps.

[–]iamnotfromtexas90 2 points3 points ago

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[–]lolicats 1 point2 points ago

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needs more upvotes

[–]Reaper_Harbinger 1 point2 points ago

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WAIT A MINUTE, YOU HAVE LASER PROOF BEARS ON YOUR PLANET? WHY THE HELL ARE WE INTERESTED IN YOU GUYS?

[–]farfle10 8 points9 points ago

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[–]miked4o7 2 points3 points ago

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Jackie Chin

[–]anxiousalpaca 41 points42 points ago

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i can't grow these things and i'm 22. damn genes..

[–]ceolceol 26 points27 points ago

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Maybe they're too tight? Try "loose fit" or "boot cut".

[–]duxless 23 points24 points ago

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Reference for the confused ones.

[–]FirstHenchman 40 points41 points ago

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You cant grow bears, youre thinking of an alcoholic beverage brewed with malt and hop.

[–]IdislikeMudkips 32 points33 points ago

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That's beer. No, you're thinking of an aspirin that can prevent heart attacks.

[–]PilotDad 31 points32 points ago

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No, that's Bayer. You're thinking of a paint company.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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That's Behr. No, you're thinking of a measure for air pressure.

[–]rainman18 28 points29 points ago

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No, that's bar. You're thinking of how your ass is when you're born.

[–]kirakun 26 points27 points ago*

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No, that's bare. You're thinking of a certain host on Comedy Central.

[–]misterquin 19 points20 points ago

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No, that's Colbert. You're thinking of the crafty rabbit from that American folk tale.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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No, that's Brer. You're thinking of that Joy chick from the View.

[–]sparklyteenvampire 17 points18 points ago

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No, that's Behar. You're thinking of Dutch-descended farmers in South Africa.

[–]SAMDOT 2 points3 points ago

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No, that's Bars. You're thinking of that scientist who made a model of an atom.

[–]You_got_it 1 point2 points ago

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No, that's Bohr. You're thinking of a synonym for drilling.

[–]gdstudios 0 points1 point ago

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No, that's bore. You're thinking of what you say when you're freezing.

[–]i_lick_em_good 2 points3 points ago

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No, that's brrrr. You're thinking of something else. The end.

[–]TrippyVersion 1 point2 points ago

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Kung-Fu Panda!

[–][deleted] 153 points154 points ago

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Seems like this should be on Colbert's Threat Down.

[–]froderick 44 points45 points ago

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Pretty sure it actually was quite a while ago.

[–]FruityPeebils 31 points32 points ago

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great, I can't search for it because every threat down used to have bears

[–]phidelta355 4 points5 points ago

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Not what you're looking for, but still relevant, and adorable.

Sorry in advance if you don't live in the US. Perhaps another cleaver Redditor can post a link to a mirror.

[–]burningrubber 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps another cleaver Redditor can post a link to a mirror.

WATCH OUT IT'S A TRAP!!! HE'S GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!!

[–]kleevr 2 points3 points ago

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Nonsense, not a trap at all...

[–]phidelta355 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it, I've been made, and editing it to read correctly won't help. Start burning rubber, burningrubber, for when I catch you, rubber won't be the only thing that's burning.

[–]atalkingfish 20 points21 points ago

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*beards

[–]theknightwhosays_nee 22 points23 points ago*

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Can someone with jedi computer skills turn that stick into a jedi light saber?

*Never mind, it has been done (youtube)

[–]MegaToiletv2 2 points3 points ago

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LIGHTSABER ON!!

[–]manondorf 1 point2 points ago

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lightsaBEAR on.

FTFY.

[–]HerpinAndDerpin 15 points16 points ago

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BE BEARY, BEARY AFRAID

[–]DIGGYRULES 2 points3 points ago

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I'm disappointed that the top comment didn't have a side-by-side with that old video of the Star Wars Kid. Would have been funny.

[–]semisilver 28 points29 points ago

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I don't always grow a bear, but when I do, it knows Kung Fu.

[–]AlfieTorpedo 33 points34 points ago

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Kung Fu Panda is real

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Do you mean Chop Kick Panda?

[–]ark_keeper 10 points11 points ago

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Forget the lightsaber, someone should shop him into a TMNT Donatello costume.

[–]Hellzing 7 points8 points ago

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HOLY CRAP! He's a Black Pelt!

[–]marsh283 31 points32 points ago

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[–]lynxz 7 points8 points ago

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Bears being immune to lightsabers

well..fuck.

[–]flawlesslylogical 11 points12 points ago

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I came to post 'I wonder how long before the stick is digitally turned into a light saber'. I can leave now.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What?!? It's real??? Shit, now I am scared

[–]AmatureHour 11 points12 points ago

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It has been so long since this has been out, the bear has died.

[–]PullOutBoy 1 point2 points ago

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Buzz kill alert!!

[–]mp6521 5 points6 points ago

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Star Wars Bear doesn't like being filmed!

[–]kingerp 7 points8 points ago

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Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff...

[–]Ladranix 10 points11 points ago

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Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! spoing

[–]finkalicious 6 points7 points ago

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You're despicable.

[–]extra88 1 point2 points ago

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You mean "You're dethpicable."

[–]haptiK 2 points3 points ago

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Ghyslain Raza was just old enough to grow this bear

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I hope he did. Dancing bears are pitiful creatures.

[–]DoctorNose 17 points18 points ago

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I've seen it so many times before, but how can I help but upvote?

That bear is a God damn masterpiece.

[–]mcknicker 2 points3 points ago

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I, for one, welcome our new ursine overlords.

[–]coronado86 3 points4 points ago

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Please somebody!!!! Tell me this is Fake or if not this mean "The Rise of the Planet of The Bears

[–]hitlersshit 2 points3 points ago

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I thought he was supposed to be a panda.

[–]TruKiller 1 point2 points ago

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Starwars bear

[–]amianasshat 1 point2 points ago

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Naginata, naginata, check out my naginata

[–]The_A_Drain 1 point2 points ago

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Bear Cavalry wasn't enough?!?

Now we have Bear Monks?!? Those fuckers are UNSTOPPABLE past level 14. RUNFORYOURLIVES!!!

[–]evetsleep 1 point2 points ago

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for some reason that reminded me of the Starwars Kid.

[–]mardok9898 1 point2 points ago

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Ninja bear is here to FUCK YOU UP!

[–]zoidd 1 point2 points ago

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Which bear is best?

[–]puppy22 1 point2 points ago

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Successful Star Wars Bear?

[–]frissonFry 1 point2 points ago

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Bearfraid?

[–]hilljc117 1 point2 points ago

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we are so fucking fucked and there's nowhere to run

[–]ares623 1 point2 points ago

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Kung Fu Black Bear/Moon Bear?

[–]nono81 1 point2 points ago

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Who's kung fu fighting? EVERYBODY.

Even bears.

[–]IrishDon 1 point2 points ago

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Oh no! Someone grew a bear and gave him a big stick! Run!

[–]fuzzycuffs 1 point2 points ago

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Bo staff skills.

[–]ayrsen 1 point2 points ago

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Its star wars bear!

[–]atxtech 1 point2 points ago

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I found the full length GIF with sound.

[–]Goan86 1 point2 points ago

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That's Star Wars bear

[–]yellowfish04 1 point2 points ago

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[–]headbanger141 1 point2 points ago

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...

WELP. Time to nuke the planet and start over.

[–]jsmith212600 1 point2 points ago

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Be beary afraid.

[–]tidalwav1 1 point2 points ago

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Holy crap, it's Star Wars Kid in bear form.

[–]NinjaBear77 1 point2 points ago

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MY PEOPLE UNITE!!!!

[–]imasunbear 3 points4 points ago

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Hey that's me!

[–]SpermWhale 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so bearrified!

[–]mt3chn1k 12 points13 points ago

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he bearly avoids hitting himself

[–]ragnarokrudolph 15 points16 points ago

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I couldn't do that with my bear hands

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Doing it is a bit grizzly.

[–]iRideDragons 7 points8 points ago

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Man, I wouldn't go near that bear if it was bi-polar.

[–]multiMurf 1 point2 points ago

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please bear in mind ... he is a professional.

[–]AttractiveMeat 1 point2 points ago

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Man this is getting unbearable!

[–]MnBran6 1 point2 points ago

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First I was afraid, too. Petrified even.

[–]usherzx 1 point2 points ago

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you're trying too hard..

[–]ameathead 1 point2 points ago

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I bet C. Dale could take him...

[–]bosworth458 1 point2 points ago

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it may have just been the lag from my computer but I was listening to dubstep and that bear is raging hard

[–]nwalker85 1 point2 points ago

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I got a "best post" trophy for this!

http://www.reddit.com/tb/c79s9

[–]Sandinister 1 point2 points ago

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Do videos like these make anybody else sad? These are intelligent creatures locked up in prisons for our amusement. They have nothing to do all day outside of their natural habitat. This is insanity manifesting itself, same with most other videos of animals doing "cute human things" when they're locked in a zoo.

[–]IggySorcha 2 points3 points ago*

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Zoo worker here-- there is a terrible misunderstanding of zoos. All of these terrible things zoos are accused of are not how zoos are actually run anymore, and they haven't been since the 60s. There are international and federal laws that zoos must adhere to. If a zoo joins the American Association of Zoos and Aquariums, there are even MORE regulations they must follow to make it the best zoo (for animals, the environment, and the people) possible.

Firstly, animals are never wild caught, only aquariums still do this. The only animals you will find at a zoo that were born in the wild are those that cannot survive in the wild anymore due to injuries, imprinting, etc. Breeding animals are part of an international database so that it can be monitored and more animals aren't born then there are adequate places for. If you go to an AZA accredited zoo, you will likely see signage pointing our animals that are "SSP". This means they are part of a species survival plan, where they are bred and their offspring raised as far from humans as possible and in the most natural environment possible. These animals are then released into the wild as designated habitats where they can breed with wild populations and bring the population up and increase genetic diversity.

The exhibits are much larger than anyone would believe, because the holding area is typically huge. There are hides, toys, all sorts of things in the exhibit that visitors do not notice. Enrichment is given to the animals everyday to prevent what you describe as "insanity" which really is "stereotypical behavior"-- acting out something an animal would normally do in the wild. A good example of this is how a dog may act like he's burying his food when he paws at the floor next to his food bowl. What this video is, is the sloth bear playing. There may even be food hidden in the branch. That's what they do, they like to mess around with things, and dig into trees and sticks to get grubs and such. The video's sped up a lot.

Finally, zoos do not exist solely for the amusement of people. The first zoos were collections for the study of nature. Then for awhile it was for amusement, but that stopped. A long time ago. Zoos have four goals: Conservation, Education, Research, and Recreation. The only reason recreation is even in there is because it's the only way to bring some people in. People don't want to be schooled on the weekend, so you must educate them through entertainment, or "Edutainment". By educating the public, the goal is to bring a greater awareness to the plight our habitats and animals are in, so that a greater conservation effort can be made. A number of animals would not exist anymore if it were not for zoos. The best recent example would be the chytrid fungus killing off amphibians between Wyoming and Costa Rica. Hundreds of species have been saved by zoos either directly or through their research and funding.

If you'd like to learn more there is an old thread discussing zoos and there are several posts by myself and a few other people describing the conservation efforts zoos have done/are doing. You can find it here.

[–]rotzooi 1 point2 points ago

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No, man! It's FUNNY!

Forget about the bear enduring 15 hour a day torture to make it behave like this. NOW LAUGH!

[–]patjune19 0 points1 point ago

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I once met a Ninja Bear

[–]drewsnyder 0 points1 point ago

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When bears consume blast caffeine

[–]ianmgull 0 points1 point ago

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It's only a matter of time now...

[–]SteveBruleMD 0 points1 point ago

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Well look at that. That bear knows karate.

You stay classy San Diego.

[–]Vehemental 0 points1 point ago

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"Kali-Yuga, show me the way"

[–]m2309a3 0 points1 point ago

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If you have never known of ninjabear before today's thread, please stop considering yourself "good at the Internet"

[–]rynvie 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to a dubstep song, and it dropped right as I clicked on this gif.

Holy shit that was amazing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Come at me bro!

[–]drquibley 0 points1 point ago

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Sped up .gif? It has to be. Silly bear can't spin the stick that fast.

[–]con91b 0 points1 point ago

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they're planning something...

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen this before.

[–]upland1 0 points1 point ago

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You don't even have a cape there feller.

[–]GEENIEBLUE 0 points1 point ago

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Nah,Id rather"be asleep".

[–]ultrafetzig 0 points1 point ago

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You know the old kung-fu cliche about how some shao-lin master talks about how he went up a mountain and learned secret techniques from a goddamned ape or chinchilla or something? I think I can see the truth of that now.

[–]jon__snow 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fuuuuuuuck...

[–]Z0MB303 0 points1 point ago

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[–]undernocircumstance 0 points1 point ago

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I want to grow me a bear like that!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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When I get old enough I'm gonna grow a bear like this one!

[–]Nocturne_No9 0 points1 point ago

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He must have been a monk in his previous life. XD

[–]marshallw 0 points1 point ago

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As a guy who practices Wushu with a staff, I can safely say that this bear is better than me.

[–]Silver1337 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, now we are fucked!

[–]ccfreak1992 0 points1 point ago

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Kung fu pandas uncle.

[–]nopurposeflour 0 points1 point ago

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Kung Fu Panda, move aside.

[–]Firstprime 0 points1 point ago

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Is..is it real?

[–]Hindsighted 0 points1 point ago

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Be beary afraid...

[–]Azrael11 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS WHY WE DON'T GROW BEARS!!!

[–]gs841 0 points1 point ago

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Bearatello

[–]taz20075 0 points1 point ago

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"If do right...no can defense."

-Arnold Takahashi (Laverne & Shirley)

[–]giggity_giggity 0 points1 point ago

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Next Summer: Rise of the Planet of the Bears

[–]Alatariem 0 points1 point ago

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His ratio of girth to flexibility is mesmerizing!

[–]grimatongueworm 0 points1 point ago

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[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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The real brew master!!!

[–]JD580 0 points1 point ago

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There was like a butt load of gangs trying to recruit him, cause he's pretty good with a bo-staff.

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know how long it takes to grow one of those?

[–]bigCAHONES 0 points1 point ago

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The real Kung Fu Panda

[–]MetalGuitarist 0 points1 point ago

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It's so old... I'm gonna die. What the hell?

[–]JackassPenguinass 0 points1 point ago

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This is like the good version of "starwars kid". Except with a bear. Bears are cooler Jedis than fat kids.

[–]PhoenixonFire 0 points1 point ago

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7000% deadly.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 0 points1 point ago

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This is not real. It is a CG marketing video for the upcoming movie "Planet of the Bears."

[–]mjfh81 0 points1 point ago

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What have I just seen?

[–]kabanaga 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Nooos! Threat down #11 !!1!

[–]SmokePB 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit it's Kuma from Tekken.

[–]rootytootytoot 0 points1 point ago

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Steven Colbert must see this. But it will terrify him!

[–]Vavacav 0 points1 point ago

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Is that really happening?

[–]warpedpsyche 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I'm very afraid.

[–]majofski 0 points1 point ago

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This bear is a relatively accurate reincarnation of the Star Wars Kid.

[–]marioworld125 0 points1 point ago

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Bear-cub.

[–]FraggotMan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had a dollar for every time this has been on reddit. I would have about twenty dollars

[–]Mastadave2999 0 points1 point ago

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Teenage Mutant Ninja....Bear

[–]MUFC_CHAMP19NS 0 points1 point ago

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Star Claws.....................I'll let myself out.

[–]MFLUDER 0 points1 point ago

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That's it. We're fucked.

[–]rockPaperWoolies 0 points1 point ago

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NRA bear fights for your Second Amendment rights.

[–]indonewyork 0 points1 point ago

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now I have more reasons not to go camping lol

[–]troll_time 0 points1 point ago

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I think we found the bad guy from Kung Fu Panda 3...

[–]Forsaken23 0 points1 point ago

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So, Kung Fu Panda is actually a bear... O.o

[–]snotrokit 0 points1 point ago

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Ninja bears?

[–]randombread 0 points1 point ago

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I gotta say that most gifs are kinda ridiculous but this one actually is hilarious.

[–]Youmati 0 points1 point ago

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Be afraid - 'cause he's looking to get even for all the bile farms.

[–]BigBeardedMan 0 points1 point ago

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Rise of the planet of the Bears

[–]JesseJazZ 0 points1 point ago

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Everybody was kung fu fightiiing!!

[–]cowme 0 points1 point ago

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[–]combingmybaldhead 0 points1 point ago

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Picture coming across a bear while you are hiking or camping. Fearing for your life, you run and the bear runs after you. when it catches up to you. It doesn't maul you but instead picks up his stick and beats the heck out of you. Pedobear.

[–]IggySorcha 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love sloth bears.

[–]ketchupkid 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit. The zoo must've been one heck of a place to live in. Lots of other animals always fuckin' your shit up. Maybe that's why this Bear started learning Karate and Kung Fu and shit.

[–]retsasid 0 points1 point ago

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what the fuck! he is going to kill us all!

[–]Vogey 0 points1 point ago

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Play this and watch the gif.

[–]weirds 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't afraid, because for some reason my mind played this for background.

[–]Squidfist 0 points1 point ago

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I can't hear or read "be afraid" without thinking of this.

"Be afraid! Be very afraid! One life sucking metroid has survived the first metroid adventure..."

[–]Tyrant718 0 points1 point ago

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As if they weren't already dangerous now I have to know what to do if I see a bear in horse stance fucking GREAT!

[–]chikensdontclap 0 points1 point ago

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someone grew a ninja-bear

[–]BicNoob 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think even Dwight can save us from this one.

[–]criticismguy 0 points1 point ago

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Everybody was kung fu fighting

Those bears were fast as lightning

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

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Look at the bear that guy grew!

[–]thatrudedude 0 points1 point ago

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What is this...I don't even...

[–]jrdk 0 points1 point ago

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Kung Fu panda DOES exist!

[–]meanMOFO 0 points1 point ago

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ninja bear FTW!

[–]paramex 0 points1 point ago

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IS THIS REAL LIFE????

[–]elatedneckbeard 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Trigger_Happy 0 points1 point ago

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Let's get down to business!

[–]jAke48700 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, the Russian military seems really well disciplined

[–]eninmeti 0 points1 point ago

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Watched this entire vid last week in an anthropology class i have right now ... its pretty long... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBB0F7naojM ... not sure how im supposed to post links ... but its on you tube .. several different versions... the one i watched in class didnt have the Limey news reporter talking about it ...

[–]ayazayazayaz 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was just apes we should be morbidly worried about.

[–]joshuagager 0 points1 point ago

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Remind me again why they aren't the dominant species on the planet yet?

[–]s1medieval 0 points1 point ago

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Kung fu panda

[–]p4lm3r 0 points1 point ago

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Chuck Norris just peed his pants a little bit. A grizzly with a bo staff ain't nuthin to play with.

[–]Fei_Long 0 points1 point ago

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The chinese secret weapon

[–]Equal-To-Translator 0 points1 point ago

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= rise of the planet of the sun-bears.

[–]bobo_wonderluff 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this, only better.

[–]TheAlgebraist 0 points1 point ago

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It's amazing what you can do with some dead fish and a bullwhip

[–]o_really 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, they're only one step away from invincible bears.

[–]e3thomps 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to show this to Stephen Colbert

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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watched this while listening to this. totally made me laugh

[–]BushidoSniper 0 points1 point ago

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Star wars bear fights the star wars kid? I'd like to see that

[–]Gr0nd 0 points1 point ago

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Bruce Lee resurrected in Bear form.

[–]RandianHero 0 points1 point ago

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How long do you give it until somebody adds lightsaber effects?