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[–]haikiba 87 points88 points ago

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I didn't get the Mean Girls reference. I laughed anyway.

[–]SteveAM1 25 points26 points ago

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Yeah, it's funny either way.

[–]Demonicplaydoh -2 points-1 points ago

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Maybe Im just too damned sober then

[–]w2tpmf -1 points0 points ago

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I still don't :(

[–]MayMT 342 points343 points ago

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"If you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen, Amanda Syefried

"Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white." - Gretchen, Lacey Chabert

Mean Girls is the best movie ever.

[–][deleted] 179 points180 points ago

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It's so fetch.

[–]uvulavulva 163 points164 points ago

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Stop trying to make fetch happen!

[–]MayMT 65 points66 points ago

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"Nice wig, Janice."

"It's made out of your mom's chest hair!"

[–]Kahmeron 55 points56 points ago

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Ohmygod Danny Devito I love your work!!!!

[–]FRANKnCHARLIE_4ever 8 points9 points ago

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"Oops..dropped my magnum condom."

[–]seblasto 4 points5 points ago

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For my MAGNUM dong.

[–]kamicaze5 1 point2 points ago

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For my MONSTER dong.

FTFY

[–]seblasto 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, you're right.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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Way to slaughter the quote.

"Nice wig Janice, what's it made of?"

"Your mom's chest hair"

[–]Insertrandomcomment 4 points5 points ago

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A girl said I was ugly once, but only once. Who am I kidding? All the time.

[–]MayMT -4 points-3 points ago

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Still got more upvotes then you. :-)

Continue being a downer, sir.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Than*

[–]Iamsqueegee 18 points19 points ago

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But it's streets ahead of "pop pop"!

[–]maybe_sparrow 14 points15 points ago

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the fact you call it "pop pop" tells me you're not ready...

[–]tachyon534 4 points5 points ago

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If you don't get this you're streets behind.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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So unfetch.

[–]liberalis -2 points-1 points ago

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Hella cool?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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It's streets ahead

[–]IAMGODBOWTOME 1 point2 points ago

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It's like groovy baby.

[–]artydecor 82 points83 points ago

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Mean Girls to the kids is like Clueless to those of us in our 30s.

[–]ajgator7 64 points65 points ago

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That was way harsh, Ty.

[–]deemahh 46 points47 points ago

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You're just a virgin who can't drive.

[–]rachelll 24 points25 points ago

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As if!

[–]ajgator7 10 points11 points ago

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Nice stems.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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upvotes for all cause clueless was on last night

[–]CuzinVinny 2 points3 points ago

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:D

[–]jamangold 29 points30 points ago

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...or Heathers to us in our 40's

[–]lgodsey 33 points34 points ago

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...or Fast Times at Ridgemont High to...

god I'm old.

[–]lee__majors 17 points18 points ago

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mmmm... phoebe cates' boobs.

[–]smeenz 1 point2 points ago

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Oh NOW I get it.

[–]bsonk 0 points1 point ago

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Fast Times> Heathers> Mean Girls any day. They're not even in the same league.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I love all 3. But I'm in my 20s.

[–]buffyftw 4 points5 points ago

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I love all 3, and I'm not close to my 20s. I can see my 20s with binoculars.

[–]808140 7 points8 points ago*

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I haven't seen Mean Girls, but Heathers was much darker than the other movies here. Certainly nothing like Fast Times at Ridgemont High (the book was way better, by the way), which was really a coming of age story, and still a great one I think, for teenagers of any generation.

Clueless ... well, I think I was already too old for that when it came out, but my little sister loved it. And the love interest was Paul Rudd, which is funny in hindsight.

[–]frozenturkey 2 points3 points ago

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TIL Fast Times at Ridgemont High was adapted from a book.

[–]SteveAM1 20 points21 points ago

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I liked both.

[–]eamonman2 13 points14 points ago

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I only know that Clueless introed me to a hot Stacy Dash...(and she still is)

[–]vaizer 7 points8 points ago

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What the shit - she doesn't look like she's aged one bit!

[–]HuruHara 5 points6 points ago

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Black don't crack, baby !

[–]FrankReynolds 18 points19 points ago

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I had never even heard of Mean Girls before coming to reddit.

I do, however, still have a VHS of Clueless.

[–]ThatsMisterDickToYou 14 points15 points ago

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I have a cave painting of The Winslow Boy

[–]ArianaIncomplete 8 points9 points ago

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Classics like those only come around sporadically.

[–]MostlyPooping 6 points7 points ago

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Mid-20s checking in here. I'll take Clueless, thanks.

[–]gunby 2 points3 points ago

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I'm 24 and know Clueless much better than Mean Girls.

[–]Im_Not_Pinkie_Pie 0 points1 point ago

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I watched the tv show version of Clueless when I was a little thing.

[–]reallybigshark 0 points1 point ago

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that was a stop sign!

I totally paused.

[–]FightingPolish -2 points-1 points ago

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Sooooo.. it's terrible then? Got it.

[–]theaceoface 17 points18 points ago*

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link

Edit: Also a clip on youtube of this part of the movie

[–]d0ntpan1c 2 points3 points ago

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I was hoping this would be a picture of link.

[–]theaceoface 2 points3 points ago

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Done

[–]MayMT 10 points11 points ago

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I typed up that quote from memory. No link, no googling, no nothing. I watch that movie every month at least once.

[–]TomtheWonderDog 21 points22 points ago

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For as long as I live I will use Mean Girls quotes unabashedly.

*"Glen Coco? *

*Four for you Glen Coco! *

You go Glen Coco!"

[–]KaseyKasem 23 points24 points ago

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And... none for gretchen wieners.

[–]TomtheWonderDog 4 points5 points ago

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I'd like to thank Lacey Chabert (Gretchen), in that movie, for helping me through those rough early years of puberty...

[–]MayMT 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously. I am female and I can admit that I think she's hot.

[–]jellyfilledjosh 0 points1 point ago

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Third time's a charm

[–]Shimmi 12 points13 points ago

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On behalf of all the heterosexual 22-year-old males who don't get it, thanks man.

[–]Bluelegs 27 points28 points ago

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Except that Mean Girls is actually a very well written comedy which just happens to be about teenage girls. I'd probably call it one of the most guy friendly "chick-flicks" around.

[–]Glenners -1 points0 points ago

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Yup, I like it.

[–]punchuinface55 7 points8 points ago

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I think you meant on behalf of everyone that lives under a rock

[–]Shimmi 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah man, it seems i won't understand life until i watch Mean Girls

[–]Prometheusx 4 points5 points ago

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I'm doubting the heterosexual part if you're willing to not watch a funny movie with these girls in it.

[–]IAMnotBRAD 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck it. I wasn't going to fire it up, but looks like I'm going to be busy for the next 1:36:50. Brb.

[–]xan07 13 points14 points ago

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I'm a heterosexual 22-year old male who loves the shit out of this movie. A well-written comedy with plenty of eye candy. Maybe you shouldn't write things off just because there aren't fast cars or loud guns in it.

[–]BeenADickArnold 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you. You don't have to be gay to enjoy quality movies. What a douche chill.

[–]IAMnotBRAD -1 points0 points ago

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How hot the chicks are makes or breaks every movie and tv show.

[–]Shimmi -1 points0 points ago

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Oh shit, i wrote the movie off?? Where? How? I've never seen the damn thing so I had no clue what the joke was about until the guy above posted.

And that's quite a leap of faith you took when you threw that jab at my taste in movies. Totally offended.

Too many dudes seem to think that i was attacking their sexuality or something..

[–]Shimmi 2 points3 points ago

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Still don't get it though..

[–]Lucifer0999 0 points1 point ago

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Hey I'm 22 not sure if I fit that description fully tho

[–]Shimmi 0 points1 point ago

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Well shit man, join in anyway

[–]DigoxinToxin 1 point2 points ago

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You go Glen Coco!

[–]rhythmguy -1 points0 points ago

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Not the best... but definitely good.

[–]Klush 35 points36 points ago

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"If you watch Mean Girls backwards, it's about a girl that gets so unpopular she has to move to Africa"

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[–]phormality 44 points45 points ago

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Yeah, lord of the rings is pretty gay. Are you a mathlete too?

[–]Jibblee 17 points18 points ago

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That's why his hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

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[–]Jibblee 5 points6 points ago

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Doesn't matter. It'll still be there... Waiting.

[–]deemahh 47 points48 points ago

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Fuck, I love that reddit loves Mean Girls as much as I do. It's one of the only movies I can watch over and over and never get sick of it.

I love you, Tina Fey. I love you forever.

[–]tricolon 4 points5 points ago

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I want to go to there.

[–]Red_Falcon 79 points80 points ago

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The subset of people on Reddit who understand this joke amuses me.

Reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke about going until only one person in the audience knows what he's talking about.

[–]cerealjim 30 points31 points ago

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As someone else linked it seems you might be thinking of a Daniel Tosh standup. To make you feel less insane however, Mitch Hedberg does have a similar joke where he mentions that people with distinctive laughs are cool to have in the audience because he knows when that particular person thinks a joke is funny or not.

The only problem with having a distinctive laugh is that I know exactly when you're not laughing. "Oh! distinctive laugh doesn't think that joke was funny."

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[–]Rocketbird 9 points10 points ago

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That was great. Came for the single joke, stayed for the whole 9 minutes and 26 seconds.

[–]fashizzIe 20 points21 points ago

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Ya know what, Daniel Tosh does some top quality stand up.

/circlejerk

[–]eightnine -1 points0 points ago

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It's not really a circlejerk, that video was actually very funny.

[–]Rabid_Weasle 2 points3 points ago*

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I will definitely have to watch the rest of this.

What was up with everybody cheering when he said he didn't wear condoms? [6]

[–]maddawg579 9 points10 points ago

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It was a joke.

[–]Rabid_Weasle 0 points1 point ago*

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Yeah but that was a woop woop approval cheer. [7]

[–]maddawg579 2 points3 points ago

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Two things.

First, no one expected him to say that when he said he was kidding. When he said he was kidding, everyone thought he was talking about the color. So it was unexpected, hence laughter.

Also, no guy really wants to wear a condom. So when another guy disses them and says what every guy is thinking, they're gonna cheer.

[–]Rabid_Weasle 1 point2 points ago*

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Oh, I thought maybe the pope was in the audience.

[–]akseitz 6 points7 points ago

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I thought that was from a Daniel Tosh stand up? Or maybe they both did it...

[–]phormality 4 points5 points ago

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Why is everyone getting downvoted for pointing out this is in Tosh's standup? It is.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't that the guy from tosh.o?

[–]SampleBins 7 points8 points ago

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When I was 16 my boyfriend at the time got to see my boobs after working at it for months. The first thing out of his mouth was, "Why are your nipples brown?"

[–]aorphoenix 4 points5 points ago

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....And the reply?

[–]SampleBins 5 points6 points ago

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I didn't know what to say. They're not even that brown- sort of a beige-pink. And I mean, what do I do- launch into an explanation of how genetics work? I put the boobies away.

[–]aorphoenix 2 points3 points ago

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Is there a sentence sadder than "I put the boobies away."? I don't think so.

[–]SharkFart 1 point2 points ago

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You need to show warmth and understanding. Not everyone is a nippletician.

[–]IAmBroom 3 points4 points ago

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Was it time for a new bf?

[–]SampleBins 5 points6 points ago

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Yes.

[–]_Make_It_So_ 4 points5 points ago

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Good call, if it's anything short of gratitude: suivant/ next!

[–]victoriaWHOA 5 points6 points ago

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Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!

[–]zipped93 33 points34 points ago

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i am so happy you posted this. Mean girls is my favorite movie and when i saw the title i was sincerely hoping it was going to be a reference. NEVER did i expect LOTR to be referenced as well, which was cause for me jizzing my pants.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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It's so fetch.

[–]maddyzeemak 24 points25 points ago

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Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

[–]oldmanjenkins 9 points10 points ago

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She doesn't even go here!

[–]deemahh 19 points20 points ago

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It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.

[–]spitfyre 35 points36 points ago

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Just got a terrible mental image of the 3 of them in sexy Santa costumes singing Jingle Bell Rock..

[–]deemahh 11 points12 points ago

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I can fap to that.

[–]Caasimov 3 points4 points ago

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Quite easily even.

[–]LikesGirls 5 points6 points ago

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I had no idea so many Redditors have seen Mean Girls.

[–]believeinwinks 9 points10 points ago

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I think Gimli might be more of a Karen. That way, Legolas and he can still have that lezzie tension going.

[–]jobin_segan 3 points4 points ago

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Easy... Gandalf was prolly sick of being called "Gandalf the Gay" by most of middle earth.

[–]Teflonscribe 7 points8 points ago

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LOL. It's so wierd to think that a movie like Mean Girls is a classic, but it really is. Great lines all over the movie. "Sorry i called you a gap toothed bitch, it's not your fault your so gap-toothed." "We should totally just stab ceasar." lol

[–]killergiraffe 3 points4 points ago

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat, because I hate you.

[–]Teflonscribe 0 points1 point ago

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LMFAO!!!!!Another classic line. and "She doesn't even go here!" lol

[–]Spazmonkey92 2 points3 points ago

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I...have never seen Mean Girls I went through the comments to see where the quote is from but I still laughed and TIL I'm pretty out of touch with pop culture at 19.

[–]Ajdiv 7 points8 points ago

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You should watch it. I know it looks like a typical high school girl drama film, but it's actually hilarious. Tina Fey from 30 Rock wrote most of it.

[–]tokoloshe 2 points3 points ago

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I've also never seen Mean Girls...I am white and from Africa though...

[–]glemnar 1 point2 points ago

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You should. Surprisingly good movie.

[–]killergiraffe 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Andre1337 3 points4 points ago

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GOD Karen you're so stupid!

[–]yascha 1 point2 points ago

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Then why'd you have to cast magic missile?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, do you have any Mt Dew????

[–]MissCellania 1 point2 points ago

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I read about Mean Girls before it came out, and made my three daughters watch it when they switched from parochial school to a public middle school. It sure helps that its funny as hell.

[–]yampeku 1 point2 points ago

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I know a geek joke related to this:

"Do you know which is the difference between a grey and a white wizard?"

"The quality of their washing powder"

[–]TrivialSolutions 1 point2 points ago

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[–]inthecomputer 1 point2 points ago

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one time she asked me how to spell orange...

[–]smilenowgirl 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha! Sexy Orlando.

[–]Mr_Zarika 2 points3 points ago

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Someone say crack again!!

[–]Jibblee 3 points4 points ago

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Crack!

[–]killergiraffe 2 points3 points ago

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Now I guess she's on crack.

[–]XcuseM3 1 point2 points ago

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White is right.

[–]Rammo 0 points1 point ago

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That's the first time I've actually laughed out loud in a long time.

[–]this-is-disturbing 0 points1 point ago

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this is disturbing

[–]TheLoneWander101 0 points1 point ago

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i dont know why but I find this very funny.

[–]grandmasterkif 0 points1 point ago

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melanin

[–]toomuchofadumbthing 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could upvote this twice.

[–]ninjashorty 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard at this but when I showed my boyfriend he didn't find it as amusing. I guess he just doesn't get Mean Girls.

[–]nebstr 0 points1 point ago

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I am white and from Africa. I get asked this a lot.

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[–]IAmBroom 2 points3 points ago

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When I meet a white SA, I have to suppress the question "Did you support apartheid? Or just ignore it? Or were you one of the very few who fought to make a difference?"

I wonder if answers will be like the 98% of the French who were in the French Resistance after 1943...

[–]PsychopompShade 1 point2 points ago

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People will go with anything to be in the in-crowd.

[–]goonerredandwhite 0 points1 point ago

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Is this an inside joke, if so someone explain it to me.

[–]IAmBroom 7 points8 points ago

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After the fight with the Balrog (fire demon), Gandalf disappeared, and finally returned "whitened" in all aspects. His friends, believing him long dead, didn't know what to make of him.

Book version: Gandalf fell, wrestling the demon, for an uncountable time. Finally they landed, and fought until they were both destroyed. Ea, the One God, reversed a solemn rule that the dead stay dead, and restored Gandalf (really a minor deity, or quasi-archangel) to his form. Ea changed him, however, to reflect his "new" status.

In doing so, he indicated that Saruman the White, once the greatest and leader of all the wizards, was no longer so. It was now Gandalf the White, and Saruman the got-his-ass-kicked-by-some-angry-trees.

[–]WanderingSnake 0 points1 point ago

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Laughed harder than I have in a while at this. thank you sir.

[–]javabrewer 0 points1 point ago

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I think you can in Mordor.

[–]bouquet_of_blood 0 points1 point ago

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I'm half black and half white but look just white, so every so often someone will ask me this seriously.

[–]greendayrebel 0 points1 point ago

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I read the last box in Gretchen's voice.

[–]antim0ny 0 points1 point ago

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I got the Mean Girls part, but not the Rings part initially. Forgot that he's "Gandalf the Grey"

[–]billtoth 0 points1 point ago

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At this point, I'm realizing I have three reasons for upvoting 1) because I appreciate the extent/beauty of the work that went into creating whatever the post is showing me, regardless of whether it moves me. 2) because it conveys a political opinion i think more people need to hear 3) because i genuinely laugh out loud. I wish my votes conveyed the difference between them. This one is quite clearly the third. Thank you for the lol.

[–]mindless_mumbling 0 points1 point ago

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DangolRacistman, boy i tell you...that aint..it aint..thataint right.

[–]Theburden 0 points1 point ago

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I quite literally just watched this movie before getting on reddit... Upvote fo sho

[–]Bornwithnoeyebrows -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]Andaliter -4 points-3 points ago

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I would have said because God never got mad at my ancestors.

[–]Mikey129 -1 points0 points ago

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And suddenly without explanation... The Juggernaut Bitch

[–]GradualTroll -1 points0 points ago

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I often wondered how the imagery of white/light and black/dark came about with reference to western ideals of good and evil, respectively. From what Ive read it may have been due to images of cleanliness vs. fithiness. This is confirmed when we look at the variation of skin tones of humans around the globe.

[–]entireties -5 points-4 points ago

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This isn't funny.

[–]DiscomfortZone -3 points-2 points ago

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I think it's past your bed time girls.

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[–]thelovepirate 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, fuck you. It's funny.

[–]Almondcoconuts -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]accharbs -3 points-2 points ago

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Sauron had the uruk hai hold a little bukkake-a-thon at Isengard. Of course he's a bit reluctant about his new pearly white look.

[–]jasperpaddles -1 points0 points ago

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and my axe!!! eh, i mean, eh.........