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[–]onlyadequate 89 points90 points ago

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if i was a cop and saw that, i would not pull him over. the rockets would hit his car and then explode.

[–]NotThatRelevant -1 points0 points ago

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Logged in to upvote this.

[–]angrymole 55 points56 points ago

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IM A COP, i would pull him over and give him mad props. then i would ask where he bought them, get some myself and we would drive together. me wailing my sirens, he beeping his horn. we would make a thing of it, every friday from 4 to 6 pm. this i would do. i would not do it in your sleep, i wouldnt not to a sheep.

[–]bk553 17 points18 points ago

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the fuck

[–]MeatCarpet 12 points13 points ago

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I didn't ask for this.

[–]junglepoon 4 points5 points ago

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Not like this, not like this...

[–]hymen_destroyer 4 points5 points ago

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we need more cops like this.

[–]traken 21 points22 points ago

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I suppose you could give him a ticket for "distracting other drivers," but half of those people are already distracted by phones, makeup, trumpets, and eating.

[–]dweeb_ 4 points5 points ago

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and saxophones. you forgot saxophones.

[–]LockedNLoaded99 0 points1 point ago

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oh god this is how I know I spend too much time on Reddit. It's shit like this Reddit. Shit like this

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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The correct thing to do is shoot him dead, then plant a camera in his hand.

[–]Srt4tw 1 point2 points ago

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maybe sprinkle some crack on him too?

[–]stlunatic15 9 points10 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Where can you buy these?

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago*

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I would pull him over for some other bullshit reason and taze him repeatedly until he died. That's what cops seem to be doing these days.

EDIT: Someone below this comment needs a nap.

[–]gigglestick 27 points28 points ago

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No beating? Just tazing?

You're doing it wrong.

[–]meatball402 5 points6 points ago

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And then get a 6 month paid vacation.

[–]Cohiba 8 points9 points ago

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Teens and the handicapped for extra cop points.

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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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"You really got me there!"

???? I guess you're not aware of this, but not every comment on the internet is directed to you, you handsome, millionaire genius.

[–]fuglystick -1 points0 points ago

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HIVEMIND ACTIVATE

[–]kyleisme 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely laugh my ass off. Of course, maybe that's why I'm not a cop.

[–]666666666 3 points4 points ago

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If I was a cop I'd probably think this was a terrorist and call in an A10 for an airstrike.

[–]Rule322 0 points1 point ago

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I believe this was an idea from the webcomic hookie dookie panic! but the site has been disbanded and I don't remember the name of the new project that guy started wroking on. I wanted to link a picture but I failed. :c

[–]higginsnburke 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like a really great advertising ploy...the truck does say "nonstop action"

[–]killermicrobe 0 points1 point ago

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You taser him to death DOH!

[–]nozze 0 points1 point ago

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Shoot him in the face

[–]carrythefire -1 points0 points ago

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Most cops I have known only laugh at the expense of others, particularly people whose lives they ruin, so probably a ticket.