Nope... We all just jerked off and then went on with our lives... until it became the only thing you ever fapped to... and then you realized you weren't happy with your girlfriend because of all these other girls who seemed both sexually attractive were also looking for people to be sexually interested in them. And your girlfriend really had a bunch of negative qualities anyway. So you break up with her because you know she wasn't the person you wanted to spend the rest of your life with anyways. And then I realized that that these people don't exist. Shots anyone? ...Fuck My life is depressing.