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[–]AskYourDoctor 44 points45 points ago

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if you look at the first panel, there is actually a bullet going in his ear. Continuity!

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[–]Matriss 6 points7 points ago

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Super directional hearing is not one of Superman's powers.

[–]Noumenon72 -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you for explaining the comic!

[–]xFaded 2 points3 points ago

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you can always ask your doctor!

[–]Hyro0o0 25 points26 points ago

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Why were at least 5 people shooting at that man?

[–]juntmaster 12 points13 points ago

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It was actually 1 guy with 5 guns....

[–]PhantomGenocide 4 points5 points ago

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This guy?

I mean, he uses six guns, but he could have missed.

[–]juntmaster 1 point2 points ago

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You just let me do the thinking, greenly

[–]Magnesus 3 points4 points ago

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Only one, but it was time compressed for the comic.

[–]CriticalHippo 0 points1 point ago

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That, and why did they each only fire one round?

[–]tasselhof 0 points1 point ago

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And why did they all only have one bullet?

Who planned this assassination attempt? Did they just awkwardly skulk away after?

[–]Noload18 44 points45 points ago

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Suddenly, make out session.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 7 points8 points ago*

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Follow by making the sexy time.

[–]vanderbugger 16 points17 points ago

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followed by hiding the body.

[–]thenoof 9 points10 points ago

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]braidenandtasha 3 points4 points ago

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i dont think that means what you think it means.

[–]thenoof 2 points3 points ago

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Meh, it just seemed to fit.

[–]pgi 10 points11 points ago

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My first instinct: Did Superman just save Sir Sean Connery?

[–]DocSeward 2 points3 points ago

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just a bad case of tinnitus.

the doc is in

[–]zrlbyeh 2 points3 points ago

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Shouldn't something be done about where those bullets came from?

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 2 points3 points ago

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Superman, you so crazy.

[–]FearlessFreak101 3 points4 points ago

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repost but still funny so upvote

[–]Kalimdrone 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand it... The bullet was in the ear on the opposite side of the speaker, why'd he have trouble hearing him?

[–]scribacious 0 points1 point ago

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That's part of the joke. He was just being silly on purpose.

[–]LeSpatula 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, Superman, you so silly!

[–]Von32 1 point2 points ago

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Someone needs to add a panel after them laughing where the guy gets shot.

[–]devtrue 1 point2 points ago

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Or a blood stain slowly beginning to appear on his abdomen.

[–]EvilLordDavid 1 point2 points ago

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[–]nutSt 2 points3 points ago

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First three panels would suffice. Funny, nonetheless. HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[–]action_hero 0 points1 point ago

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that what happens when you stand right next to a target at a gun range...

[–]Toastidge 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first thing on the Internet to make me laugh in days, why did Superman have to get so serious.

[–]nail1r 0 points1 point ago

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When I first looked at it, I thought the bullet came from his mantle. It was less funny when I noticed it came from his ear.

[–]Relish11 0 points1 point ago

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Seen this way too many times yet it still gives me a girlish giggle every time. Upvote for you, good sir.

[–]TheFlyingBastard 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Superman has a bulletproof cape.

[–]flashingcurser 1 point2 points ago

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It was supposed to be made from the blanket he was wrapped in when he came to earth. What I want to know is how Mrs. Kent sewed it together if damned thing is bullet proof?

[–]derpderper 0 points1 point ago

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I want the last panel blown up for my wall

[–]TjallingOtter 0 points1 point ago

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The comic instantly made sense because apparently my sixth sense is knowing when to read something in Sean Connery's voice.

[–]chefmcduck 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Damasticator 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the first panel was Superman banging the dude behind his cape.

[–]alkoholik 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Batman, you so crazy!

[–]QuickLouis 0 points1 point ago

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Shaving Wives.

FTFY

[–]hornytoad69 0 points1 point ago

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What happened to the gunmen? Did they just say "F this, I'm going home"?

[–]Friendlyvoices 0 points1 point ago

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Turns out superman is hard of hearing.

[–]redditinmyanus 0 points1 point ago

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Ah another repost to brighten my day

[–]Fishfisherton 0 points1 point ago

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[–]spankr 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna submit it in 4 hrs!

[–]kvikindi -1 points0 points ago*

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[–]Shitmakers2000 -2 points-1 points ago

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People should go more often on fukung, THAT would prevent reposts.

[–]that_upvote_guy -5 points-4 points ago

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upvote for you