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[–]novanombre 21 points22 points ago

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Door pulls

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 10 points11 points ago

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Pulls real good

[–]exitpursuedbybear 39 points40 points ago

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Dunt de dunt dunt dunt dunt! de dunt de dunt de dunt!

[–]ChickenTaco 23 points24 points ago

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Oh baby baby

[–]sicsemperTrex 13 points14 points ago

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S-S-S-Salt and Pepas here!

[–]karona513 11 points12 points ago

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Get up on this!

[–]neshcom 4 points5 points ago

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[–]cornholio12 5 points6 points ago

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push it good.

[–]Asmordean 5 points6 points ago

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pah-push it real good

[–]slomotion 3 points4 points ago

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baby BABY!

[–]Shamwow22 2 points3 points ago

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Buh baby BAYbe.

[–]Honda_TypeR 2 points3 points ago

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♫ When a door handle comes along...
You must push it *
Before the door hits your face...
*You must push it

When a door is in your way...
You must push it

Now push it...
To Escape...
Escape it up...
Push straight...
Go forward...
Move ahead...
Try to detect it...
It's not too late...
To push it...
Push it good!

[–]bkey23 0 points1 point ago

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed

//best lyrics in this history of song writing

[–]fapdance 6 points7 points ago

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[–]mmmm_pizza 4 points5 points ago

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P-P-P-Push it real good!

[–]origamizombie 4 points5 points ago

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Only the sexy people!

[–]IlikePez 5 points6 points ago

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You just made me think of Chuck.

"Cover song by cover song, we are shaping the youth of America."

[–]PaperStreetSoap 2 points3 points ago

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Ah tssss push it.

[–]fingertoes59 2 points3 points ago

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I would highly recommend liberally using hand sanitizer after opening this door.

[–]disposablechild 0 points1 point ago

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socialist pig.

[–]fingertoes59 3 points4 points ago

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Teabag cocksucker.

[–]ssercomic 2 points3 points ago

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reads push, twice

inexplicably still decides to pull

checks phone

pushes

[–]disposablechild 2 points3 points ago

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What song is this referencing? Can't remember right now.

[–]TinyEarl -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]disposablechild 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, I was thinking of a different song. Thanks for your help and concerns!

[–]duelme 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone else think of the movie Grandma's Boy when you hear this, or is that just me?

[–]mkurtzmann 0 points1 point ago

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I saw the flick but didn't think of it at all.

[–]elessarjd 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love this girrrrrrrrlll!!!!

[–]dizmog 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one that thought of and then started missing garbage?

[–]superkpt 2 points3 points ago

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Make the beats go harder.

[–]RoflPost 1 point2 points ago

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This store is not for your loverrrrrrrrrrss!

[–]Pandaemonium 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, let's kick it.

[–]Flying_Rockets 1 point2 points ago

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Love that song.

[–]Funkagenda 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh ch-ch!

[–]Esham1237 1 point2 points ago

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I had to whistle the tune

[–]Damaband41 1 point2 points ago

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The weird thing is that appear to be a Cracker Barrel.

[–]hmd27 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm...Cracker Barrel. I'll be eating breakfast there tomorrow.

[–]Eshry[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Vintage store? Where was this found?

[–]hmd27 1 point2 points ago

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Hard to believe this song came out when I was 14. Surely it hasn't been that long!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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we'll go dancing in the dark, walking through the park and reminiscing

[–]hmd27 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! I love this song...Little River Band is the jam! I was 5 when this song came out...sigh

[–]pwnies 0 points1 point ago

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That's one of those doors that you open with your foot so you don't have to touch the handle.

[–]cornholio12 0 points1 point ago

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Don't forget the seasoning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

[–]disposablechild 0 points1 point ago

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trolled hard :(

[–]reallybigshark 0 points1 point ago

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Half of that songs sounds like....Ah, smush it, smush it real good.

[–]roninzzz 0 points1 point ago

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I'd push it...I'd push it hard

[–]Snowsickle 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant title.

[–]CrunkLimonada 0 points1 point ago

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Read "Push it, it's real gold."

[–]sch3ct3r 0 points1 point ago

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THE THIRD COLOR IS BROWN

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I pulled it.

[–]that_upvote_guy 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for you

[–]mikeblackwinsnig 0 points1 point ago

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Thats what she said should be the top comment by now.

[–]ArduinoRulz 0 points1 point ago

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On a related tangent, what does 'Push it' actually refer to in songs? is it sexual? is it just an overused 'fill-in' term (like 'Baby' or 'Todayyyyyyyy' is used in songs just to make the lyric fit the music).

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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push the penis in my vegina, push it in real deep

[–]raphamuffin 0 points1 point ago

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What...no...impossible...I'm listening to this song RIGHT. NOW.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[–]PenisBakeMeAPancake -1 points0 points ago

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But if I do that, then a baby will be made.

[–]cornholio12 3 points4 points ago

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You fly mothers get out there and dance.

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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Dance, I said!

[–]junkimchi -1 points0 points ago

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[–]mes9696 2 points3 points ago

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[–]oopsifarted -2 points-1 points ago

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That's what she said.

[–]LovesMustard -3 points-2 points ago

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Cum inside.