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[–]Edits_Posts_Later 71 points72 points ago*

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[–]o0DrWurm0o 15 points16 points ago

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Quick Fixed

Saved for when the post is edited later.

[–]Edits_Posts_Later 2 points3 points ago*

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Probably wise

[–]IronMikeT 1 point2 points ago

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it is soo much better now

[–]DoctorNose[S] 17 points18 points ago

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I... I... love you.

[–]Edits_Posts_Later 15 points16 points ago

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Had do be done, I'm sorry

(I'm not sorry)

[–]DoctorNose[S] 12 points13 points ago

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Taken in Würzburg, for those who care.

[–]ScottCarmichael 7 points8 points ago

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Where it's not only legal, but encouraged!™

[–]rabbiccu 1 point2 points ago

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I was there in March, and although I missed this statue I could tell it was Wurzburg by the streets and architecture. Did you stay at BabelFish?

[–]DoctorNose[S] 5 points6 points ago

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No, I stayed at my house.

[–]rabbiccu 0 points1 point ago

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Oh you live there. Cool man. I enjoyed visiting.

[–]illbevictorious 1 point2 points ago

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I saw the Apotheke and the Nordsee place...

I got excited because I miss Germany. A lot. :(

[–]Tezameru 1 point2 points ago

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Just come over again when you get the time. We still gotta buncha Sauerkraut stored extrafresh just for you. Everywhere.

[–]monstersoprano 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that fountain looked familiar! Man, I haven't been there in ages.

[–]zulubanshee 0 points1 point ago

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Those Bavarians!

[–]Etna 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! I remember Nordsee has amazing fish sandwiches as well

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[–]mefyoo 0 points1 point ago

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What... What was that all about?

[–]OddAdviceGiver 1 point2 points ago

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Just shy of rule 34.

[–]stephen2112 3 points4 points ago

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Blink and you're boned?

[–]inffable 1 point2 points ago

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I hope someone else laughed as much at that as I did... I'm not the only one to get that (possible, even if not meant) reference, am I?....anyone?....oh

[–]stephen2112 2 points3 points ago

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I meant it if you're talking about timey wimey stuff

[–]inffable 0 points1 point ago

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Love it!

[–]Mertag 9 points10 points ago

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One thing I learned in my travels in Europe is that they really don't like it when you fuck with their statues.

[–]DoctorNose[S] 6 points7 points ago

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I live in Europe and I've got a plethora of photos that speak differently.

[–]Mertag 2 points3 points ago

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hm, lets see if i can find the hobo chasing me and a friend off a giant dog somewhere in Brussels.

[–]DoctorNose[S] 14 points15 points ago

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Hobos generally aren't indicative of society.

But I do enjoy seeing them chasing people.

[–]Buckykatt24 -1 points0 points ago

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Are you German or just an American in Würzberg? (So glad I know alt-codes)

[–]Parademix 2 points3 points ago

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You still spelled it wrong tho

[–]Buckykatt24 1 point2 points ago

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Did I? Whoops. ah I see now. bUrg, not berg. Many pardons. Also, it's "though". ;P

[–]DoctorNose[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Neither. Nor am I the man in the photo, as so many people have decided (I took it).

[–]Buckykatt24 0 points1 point ago

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Well you are just intriguing. Might I ask what country you hail from? I always love hearing about Redditors from different countries.

[–]CAPITAL-punISHMENT 2 points3 points ago

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That faun's looking pretty horny.

[–]Hermine_In_Hell 0 points1 point ago

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Stop justifying rape by blaming provocative sculpture and/or posture.

[–]Andaliter 2 points3 points ago

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I think she has a plan for that apple that you aren't going to like.

[–]Koshatnik 2 points3 points ago

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and thank you for making germans think even less of americans.

[–]DoctorNose[S] -1 points0 points ago*

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We're not Americans, and I can assure you the people around us were entertained.

I always think it's funny how people assume that others are not entertained by amusing activity just because they aren't from America.

[–]Koshatnik 0 points1 point ago

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well, having spent a pretty significant amount of time in germany, I can honestly say that at least in the area of germany I was in, senses of humor were few and far between when it came to things like that.

[–]DoctorNose[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Living here, I'd say that I'm going to go ahead and enjoy myself in spite of how Americans think it makes them look.

[–]Koshatnik -1 points0 points ago

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fuck i hate the fact that you say that. not for the picture or anything, but just remembering while I lived there, any time something happened in an area an american lived or had been, it was immediately blamed on them. i recall watching a bunch of drunk girls throwing shit out of the windows near the landlord's office, and when someone asked from below where they were from they said americans. and the next day i heard it was americans throwing shit everywhere.

and i just noticed from the pic you are definitely not american. khaki shorts with that shirt AND a headband? jesus christ man

[–]DoctorNose[S] 0 points1 point ago

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As I've said before, that's not me in the picture.

Nor have I, or do I ever pretend to be American.

You sound like the guy in my classes in Japan who told us we were disrespecting our home countries by blowing bubbles at a castle. As he was saying it, four Japanese students came up to ask if they could join. Grow up.

[–]Koshatnik 0 points1 point ago

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I never said you did, I was simply recalling events from my time in Germany.
And I can make a distinction between blowing bubbles and pretending to have intercourse with a fountain. those two things aren't even comparable.

[–]DoctorNose[S] 0 points1 point ago

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So you were trying to say that I am bad for doing something nobody had a problem with because you can recall something bad a drunk person (who said they were American -- something I've never heard a non-American do in my entire life) did in your past?

If not, what was the point of making that comparison in your last post?

You seem to be trying to paint a picture that doesn't exist just so you can have your faux outrage. I simply don't see why.

[–]ChaoticAgenda 2 points3 points ago

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Look at that bitch just laughing about it. We'll just have to wait and see how she likes it.

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[–]DoctorNose[S] 0 points1 point ago

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No I don't. I probably looked like I was holding a camera.

[–]observing 1 point2 points ago

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I like how your outfit is color coordinated with the statues.

[–]kindabored1234 1 point2 points ago

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Did you see the way it was dressed?

[–]spinozasrobot 1 point2 points ago

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Did... did you just fuck Gollum?

[–]venividiikarma 1 point2 points ago

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'just asking for it' The cops don't like that one

[–]doginabathtub 1 point2 points ago

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That ain't no statue of limitations.

[–]becksway 1 point2 points ago

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I found your all green matching ensemble much funnier - and the headband.

[–]kickaholeinya 1 point2 points ago

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This is why Europe can't have nice things.

[–]miX_ 0 points1 point ago

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She gazes upon you two with such envy.

[–]HappenedALongTimeAgo 0 points1 point ago

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You came out of his mouth.

[–]redundanthero 0 points1 point ago

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Best get-up. Ever.

[–]brett84c 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God, that is pretty hilarious!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And mom just say there, watching.

[–]jesusapproves 0 points1 point ago

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Its children would have hooves!

[–]supafly_ 0 points1 point ago

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I call it "... so I peed in his butt"

[–]gillisthom 0 points1 point ago

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Any relations to Steve Irwin?

[–]GhostxNote 0 points1 point ago

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Worcester, MA has a their own statue dedicated to public displays of bestiality.

http://i.imgur.com/Dpa9o.jpg

[–]Racheldkane 0 points1 point ago

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Aaannd I'm wet.

[–]nogswarth 0 points1 point ago

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Chick on the right totally squeezing her titty in some state of arousal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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oh... god.

[–]bweekins 0 points1 point ago

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The girl laughing makes it.

[–]pretzacoatl 0 points1 point ago

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i'm so turned on

[–]Rokkjester 0 points1 point ago

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Dat Ass!

[–]brotherxii 0 points1 point ago

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Are you Steve Irwins spawn?

[–]robotcop -1 points0 points ago

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HOLY CRAP I KNOW THIS KID IRL!! Is that you Clay?

[–]DoctorNose[S] 0 points1 point ago

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If you think that his name is Clay, you don't know that kid IRL.

[–]robotcop 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA maybe not but he literally looks and dresses exactly like someone I know to the point that I'm still not convinced -_-

[–]jaminscript -2 points-1 points ago

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Is his name Joe? I fuck you not (lol), he looks exactly like this guy I know named Joe!

[–]veange -1 points0 points ago

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cannot unsee.

[–]bumcrum -1 points0 points ago

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Hey everyone look! It's a Hobbit on a staute!!!

[–]that_upvote_guy -1 points0 points ago

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upvote for you

[–]JayList -1 points0 points ago

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This is a great picture; I love that you shared it with the world, and hope you can send it to the pope somehow.

[–]hawaiiandave -1 points0 points ago

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I woulda put my dong in the girls mouth before I did that.

[–]Itseffingcold -1 points0 points ago

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you look like a chick I know.

[–]CitiusAltiusFortius -1 points0 points ago

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How inappropriate.

[–]smurker -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Warloxwill -1 points0 points ago

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CROUIKY MATE

[–]omizzle4shizzle -1 points0 points ago

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Quick question; why are you dressed like you're in the outback?

[–]skatermario3 -1 points0 points ago

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Is that gabe from The Office?

[–]kingofspace -4 points-3 points ago

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BRIAN?