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[–]Justintime233 62 points63 points ago

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Looks like he's about to go clubbin.

[–]sealclubber 25 points26 points ago

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Hey, that's my...

ah, fuggit.

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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You are now obsolete.

[–]tehForce 5 points6 points ago

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I ♡ My Cat

and

I ♧ Seals

[–]nonumbers 3 points4 points ago

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I am so stealing this and not citing my source.

[–]DaeVee 1 point2 points ago

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I ♦ my lady and I ♠ my hoes?

[–]reacher 0 points1 point ago

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The ladies won't be able to hide from him

[–]Predator_ 0 points1 point ago

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I'd club him with his baby.

[–]poo6_3J-3M_3doH_I 0 points1 point ago

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you had to crawford 'at one.

[–]FNIC 36 points37 points ago

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[–]rmm45177 7 points8 points ago

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He stole your birthday post!

[–]macadactyl 4 points5 points ago

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sup dood did this one myself http://i.imgur.com/A5Xa6.jpg

[–]friendlyaussie 3 points4 points ago

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Looks legit.

[–]shootdashit 5 points6 points ago

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so i wonder how so many people miss yours. i've been seeing this sort of thing a lot and it's reminding me of those old days of digg where only certain users got links with traffic.

[–]yaireddit 5 points6 points ago

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Probably because this one has a better title.

[–]reden 1 point2 points ago

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Served, on your bday! Bwhaha

[–]goetz_von_cyborg 11 points12 points ago

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LOOSE SEAL!!!

[–]NonsequiturSushi 3 points4 points ago

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C'mon!

[–]mrdrsmashington123 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a monster!

[–]sugarpackets 9 points10 points ago

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For all you non-believers out there, here's another angle

[–]somethinginsideme 8 points9 points ago

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Totally fake. You can tell. His head isn't even wet like the rest of his body.

[–]omgwtfbbq69 0 points1 point ago

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Yea. I can tell by the pixels..

[–]Sleepysloth 36 points37 points ago

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Too bad that's not a seal- it's a sea lion, you can tell by it's un-fused pelvic girdle and strong front flippers :( Edit: the top half, however, is 100% seal

[–]maywest 7 points8 points ago

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You must be a lot fun at office functions.

[–]dalziel86 12 points13 points ago

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Seal-lion.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sealion.

[–]MEANMUTHAFUKA 3 points4 points ago

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Oh yeah - I like totally spotted that right away and stuff. What he said - pelvic girdle - dead giveaway. And the front flippers - forgettaboutit! Plus it has an almost human shaped head.....

[–]Sleepysloth 1 point2 points ago

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Well to be honest a lot of shark week was ruined for me since they kept talking about sea lions and calling them seals. And yes, seals have a fused pelvic girdle, hips. They can't rotate so they end up doing the worm on land. But seal lion is probably the best way to classify the breed shown above

[–]MEANMUTHAFUKA 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome man! Cause knowledge is power!!

[–]Sleepysloth 0 points1 point ago

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I am not a man but yes! Knowledge is power!

[–]SkinnyFist 3 points4 points ago

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Smartass

[–]int3gr4te 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to make sure someone said it was a sea lion. I was not disappointed.

[–]bastardsword 0 points1 point ago

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It's a lion...see...?

[–]Buschman98 -1 points0 points ago

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Shut it!! I LOL'd

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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That is so much more disturbing than I ever anticipated.

[–]actuallytwolamas 14 points15 points ago*

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[–]Mr_Ected 2 points3 points ago

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Boo! I was looking forward to that!

[–]SystemOutPrintln 2 points3 points ago

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I hadn't clicked on your or actuallytwollamas links in such a long time, somehow a koala eating a cricket enticed me.

[–]macadactyl 1 point2 points ago

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Actually.

[–]K1Kingy 0 points1 point ago

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It's disturbingly funny.

[–]borez 5 points6 points ago

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Shit just got a little crazy.

[–]A_Delicious_Sandwich 3 points4 points ago

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You just mind fucked me. And it Felt Good.

[–]xerogod 2 points3 points ago

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They sea me lion.. they hatin.

[–]herobotic 2 points3 points ago

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Seal is the either the most ugly beautiful person or the most beautiful ugly person. Either way, good on him for landing Heidi Klum.

[–]Corath 1 point2 points ago

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more like Seal2

[–]hold_on 1 point2 points ago

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do not eat if seal is broken

[–]secretL 1 point2 points ago

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YES that rules!

[–]ali_421 1 point2 points ago

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hello creepy nightmares

[–]verjutz 1 point2 points ago

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Coffee...meet monitor...

[–]andiznit 1 point2 points ago

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Still would watch him sing Kiss from a Rose.

[–]raffytraffy 1 point2 points ago

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simply horrifying

[–]VexeD334 1 point2 points ago

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yeahh heidi klum

[–]EnorMoose 1 point2 points ago

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Too high for this

[–]LMAO0OO 1 point2 points ago

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QUICK!! someone edit this so he has some sort of seal on him (like, of approval or some shit), then seal him in something, and then give him some cool gear like a navy SEAL. it'll be so damn literal! I just wish I had skills with image editing beyond ms paint.

[–]sendustoseven 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I should expect these sorts of things on here by now... Not at all what I had imagined before the click.

[–]RTurneron 0 points1 point ago

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ba-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duhhhh

[–]Febenwhat 0 points1 point ago

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no

[–]CallMeJase 0 points1 point ago

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Bye yah yah.

[–]khanfusion 0 points1 point ago

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That's just a little crazy.

[–]flawlesslylogical 0 points1 point ago

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One of only a few photoshops that actually made me laugh.

[–]paulikeloa 0 points1 point ago

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That is quiet disturbing...

[–]dahill101 0 points1 point ago

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The luckiest man on earth for being married to Heidi Klum

[–]k80k80k80 0 points1 point ago

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[–]maywest 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad he survived but that more that a little crazy.

[–]looler 0 points1 point ago

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This is photoshopped.

I can tell from the pixels.

[–]descratched 0 points1 point ago

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YES YES YES AND MORE YES

[–]memeceptional 0 points1 point ago

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The Body is ACTUALLY a Sea Lion.

[–]kingflux 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot unsee.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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wow, lawl.

[–]jacobuj 0 points1 point ago

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That is fucking creepy.

[–]hoffnutsisdope 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thombsaway 0 points1 point ago

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Sent this to my sister who said:

"oh my god. poor seal. i kindof always think of him as disabled cos of his face being burnt or whatever"

[–]VeiledAiel 0 points1 point ago

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I totally clicked on this wondering if it would be the singer of the animal . . . both!

[–]Caponeus 0 points1 point ago

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Now, that's just disturbing

[–]Mongo6989 0 points1 point ago

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Face scars make more sense now..fucking sharks.

[–]gwynjudd 0 points1 point ago

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I'm an inhuman monster!

[–]SuspiciousEmu 0 points1 point ago

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That is... Not at all what I was expecting. Then again, I'm not really sure what I was expecting anyway.

[–]GvsuMRB 0 points1 point ago

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Picture Perfect.

[–]castellammare 0 points1 point ago

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You won't be hand fed anymore!!

[–]Eric2255 0 points1 point ago

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Amazing.

[–]archetypalgrey 0 points1 point ago

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aaarrrr aarr've been kissed by a rose...

[–]merrakell 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else think of Galapagos by Vonnegut when they saw this?

[–]ShakespierceBrosnan 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I call Creepy Genius.

[–]whackywarrior 0 points1 point ago

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this is just creepy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks

[–]Duffong 0 points1 point ago

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Can't unseal.

[–]vph 0 points1 point ago

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he might be ugly but his wife is hot as hell. So, checkmate.

[–]hideyourdrugs 0 points1 point ago

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I am pleased by this. Every time.

[–]mfskarphedin 0 points1 point ago

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The only seal I would ever club - for the good of all mankind.

[–]SoFisticate 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA! IT'S FUNNY CAUSE HIS NAME IS SEAL AND HIS HEAD IS ON AN ANIMAL OF THE SAME NAME!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This would be a lot funnier to me if I knew who the fuck that was. It's probably extremely clever and would make me laugh if I did know. Have an upvote.

[–]efk 0 points1 point ago

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srsly, what the ever-living fuck inspired this picture.

[–]skatermario3 0 points1 point ago

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Did his face get attacked by sharks?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My three year old looked at this picture and giggled. Then he said " baby reddit! " I'm so proud.

[–]The_Horny_Goat 0 points1 point ago

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It's a loose seal!

[–]Cseal 0 points1 point ago

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dad?

[–]TheBobYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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RACIST!!

[–]that_upvote_guy 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for you

[–]Ziltoid81 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHAHA!

(I just HAD to comment...)

[–]Scorpius289 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it!

[–]Mattj3000 0 points1 point ago

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More like wet seal...ehh?...EHH?...ah fuck it.

[–]NayrutheDamaja 0 points1 point ago

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I've been waiting to see this for years...

[–]sqazm 0 points1 point ago

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I demand a picture of a seal's head photoshopped onto Seal's body, now!

edit: On second thought, scratch that. A seal's head and a black man's body are pretty generic looking. Still might be amusing either way.

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Seal is an ugly son of a bitch.

[–]adaminc 2 points3 points ago

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Good enough for Heidi Klum.

[–]JayJay729 0 points1 point ago

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Kissed from a rose on the gray.

[–]cive666 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually an optical illusion. There is a water drop on the seals head that is reflecting a T.V. from the 90s that is tuned to MTV and Seal is performing.

[–]radison -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

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[–]killadelphia4 -1 points0 points ago

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aw dude thats not cool he has lupis

[–]OktopuzZz -1 points0 points ago

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Falcon LOL

[–]kayehmaych -1 points0 points ago

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Me: seal. . . Hmm I wonder if this will be the animal or the singer.

moments later: -_-

[–]hypocrisy1776 -1 points0 points ago

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thats a little crazy

[–]birdbird895 -1 points0 points ago

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thats some dandy editing there

[–]afineconnoisseur -1 points0 points ago

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please stop the seal clubbing.