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[–]ketchy_shuby 34 points35 points ago

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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.

[–]BurningLed 9 points10 points ago

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'Twas brillig when the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

Fuck you firefox spellcheck, Jabberwocky is awesome.

[–]Pimpster33 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot to download the Jabberwocky Spellcheck Package.

[–]BurningLed 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god this exists? Please tell me you were serious.

[–]Pimpster33 1 point2 points ago

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Sadly I was not. But maybe someone that knows what they are doing could make this?

[–]BurningLed 4 points5 points ago

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Damn. I want Firefox to recognize it when I define my current situation as "mimsy".

[–]thebeat86 0 points1 point ago

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"Shut up MIMSY!!"

[–]MisterWonka -2 points-1 points ago

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/facepalm

[–]Joshisacowboy 30 points31 points ago

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Kangaroos and racoons are starting to breed.

The end is near...

[–]autoencoder 8 points9 points ago

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They've got bipedalism. Next, they're aiming for comp sci.

Guess it won't be called 'Skynet'.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 4 points5 points ago

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Cutest world domination ever.

[–]jackcatalyst 5 points6 points ago

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Sir do we have the orders to launch the attack on the humans? Yes, release the kitten army.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 0 points1 point ago

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"Aw, look, they're eating Grandma!"

[–]Taymerica 2 points3 points ago

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...and that's how we got marsupials!

[–]oblivious_oblivion 2 points3 points ago

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Huh? Kangaroos are marsupials.

[–]neighborcat1-scratch 1 point2 points ago

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Ok... that's how we got super-marsupials.

[–]Taymerica 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't mean in response to his comment, just in response to the video. Not really clear, I guess.

[–]dddshroom 2 points3 points ago

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Raccoons are actually quite intelligent.

[–]Haust 6 points7 points ago

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And they're being taught by Yogi Bear. You're right.. the end is near.

[–]artistic-license 0 points1 point ago

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So beer causes instant evolution?

[–]pompadis 6 points7 points ago

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Every time i leave the liquor store

[–]MisterWonka 86 points87 points ago*

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Who in the hell is downvoting this? It's a raccoon stealing a beer and skipping away with happiness!!

Edit: It has over 2000 downvotes!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

[–]MachJT 21 points22 points ago

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Threads get automatically downvoted to confuse spambots.

[–]vincentrevelations 10 points11 points ago

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And to keep inflation from happening too.

[–]ablebodiedmango 8 points9 points ago

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Karma inflation is a serious problem. I say we raise rates on the Karma treasury and wait for the Reddit President to get his thumb out of his ass.

[–]Downchuck 1 point2 points ago

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Will we ever know?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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What does that do?

[–]MarderFahrer 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but normal threads stay at "67% like it". That would be a normal thread. Right now, this one is at 55%. Something is up.

[–]AssassinFlonne 25 points26 points ago

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Someone somewhere has one less beer than he wanted.

[–]hoffnutsisdope 6 points7 points ago

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Or counteracting the sudden increase in frontal weight and lack of forward limb usage by.... Ah fuck it... HE'S SKIPPING WITH RACOON ALCOHOLIC JOY!

[–]azn_dude1 4 points5 points ago

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So that's how you grow a beer

[–]NagastaBagamba 0 points1 point ago

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The downvotes are made by the secret Zionist downvote brigade. I can't tell you why.

[–]MattJ016 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jlab89[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah man, that shit ain't right

[–]ikkunurbtt 3 points4 points ago

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i skip like that when i find beer, too.

who wouldn't??

[–]Witty_Reaction_Guy 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, I read this in the voice of the Red Stripe guy.

[–]carvex 2 points3 points ago

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Booo creepy foot doctor!

[–]ENoether 1 point2 points ago

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It's beer!

[–]stark_wolf 0 points1 point ago

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[–]antellite 4 points5 points ago

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Zooboomafoo?

[–]bassow 2 points3 points ago

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The moment he pries open that can, foam will explode out of every entrance to his hidey-hole.

[–]wise_comment 3 points4 points ago

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Redstripe and Racoons

It's beer

hoooray Beer

[–]bigsol81 2 points3 points ago

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Says the beautiful man.

[–]ThatGuy20 1 point2 points ago

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he's just skipping cause he can't hold the can in his mouth.

[–]EmperorXenu 0 points1 point ago

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Reads comment Downvotes Reads username ಠ_ಠ reluctant upvote

[–]pikk 1 point2 points ago

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He's gonna be sorry when that shit's all shaken up and sprays him in the face

[–]hellouthere 1 point2 points ago

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Is...is that raccoon....Is THAT RACCOON QWOPING???

[–]redditallreddy 5 points6 points ago

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Not sure if raccoon, or me in costume at last year's Halloween party.

[–]goodgravy0 4 points5 points ago

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[–]MrVermin 1 point2 points ago

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This man appears to have skinned a raccoon, donned it's skin, and waddled to some poor, unsuspecting family's home while muttering the word "beer" in a variety of accents and volumes. This is a very blatant sign of alcoholism and should not be rewarded with beer. No matter how much joyful skipping he does.

To clarify, what he may see as joyful skipping may, in fact, be him hobbling back and forth across your lawn while singing the delightful ode of "Fuck You, I'm Drunk" by Dropkick Murphys.

[–]goodgravy0 0 points1 point ago

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Upboat for Murphys :D

[–]redditallreddy 0 points1 point ago

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I am sure I looked more like happy dance raccoon...

[–]Frag_out11 1 point2 points ago

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This GIF made me giggle uncontrollably like a little school girl.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You giggled giddily with a girlish glee?

[–]m0nkz 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the best GIFs I have ever seen. ROFL

[–]zmeace 0 points1 point ago

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hey guys i did it i did it!!!! can i join now?

[–]espressodude 0 points1 point ago

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Accurate title is accurate!

[–]lwrun 0 points1 point ago

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Nature's bandit at it again.

[–]Fapocalypse 0 points1 point ago

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I have hated racoons ever since I had to kick one off of my dog that it was gnawing on. I'm pretty sure he is still in orbit, cute gif though.

[–]defoe99 0 points1 point ago

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I'm there. Here's my list of stuff that beats free beer:

[–]dipdog21 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly the way I feel on a Friday night!

[–]zzt711 0 points1 point ago

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It's not a raccoon, a marsupial, or some inbred kangaroo.

It looks like a some type of lemur

[–]JMV290 1 point2 points ago

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As a man with a very unhealthy obsession with raccoons, I confirm that this is indeed one of my Procyon brethren.

[–]GeologySucks[!] 0 points1 point ago

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it's clearly a tree frog.

[–]FrostofSparta 0 points1 point ago

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:)

[–]Ulixeus 0 points1 point ago

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Win

[–]Kristic74 0 points1 point ago

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A feeling I can relate to....

[–]GetHaggard 0 points1 point ago

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very few submissions make me laugh out loud, and this one had me in tears. The GIF itself wouldn't have done that, but the title you gave it was genius. If I could up-vote 20 times I would.

[–]Jeffooie 0 points1 point ago

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That raccoon is emblematic of my sheer joy having arrived late to a random house party opening a stranger's refrigerator in search and alas finding unopened alcoholic beverages. WINNING!!!

[–]thirtysixred 0 points1 point ago

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Zoboomafoo?

[–]Angoos 0 points1 point ago

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TIL raccoons can gallop.

[–]fangs_cornier 0 points1 point ago

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Monkeys do it too.

[–]Melloverture 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else think the handles looked like a little guy that was 'shopped in?

[–]GradualPoet 0 points1 point ago

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[–]katherini 0 points1 point ago

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OH SHIT. THEY'RE EVOLVING. ... and so it begins.

[–]honorkell 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone know if a racoon is one of the few animals that can metabolize alcohol?

[–]huvudfoting 0 points1 point ago

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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

[–]lychee-twist 0 points1 point ago

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And thus the kangaroo evolved.

[–]Dangger 0 points1 point ago

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turbo on

[–]that_upvote_guy 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for you

[–]HydenotJekyll 0 points1 point ago

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Hippity hoppity hop.

[–]darkangelx 0 points1 point ago

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This is me in oblivion.

[–]BeerThursdays 0 points1 point ago

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If this didn't happen on a Thursday, I disapprove.

[–]funkbringer 0 points1 point ago

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This is how kangaroos happened.

[–]Etab 0 points1 point ago

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If you record yourself saying "Hooray beer" and then play it backwards, it says "Hooray beer".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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O_O... They're evolving.

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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Stole it.

[–]tittyjack 0 points1 point ago

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DAE watch this hear Bob Saget's voice going "Woopy, yippy!!! Gee I hope I don't have to share with my buddies."

[–]gregariousColorist 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I didn't at first. Now that you've said it I can't unhear it

[–]rdouma 0 points1 point ago

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I think that settles the discussion about evolution versus intelligent design.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy -1 points0 points ago

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Hooray Bear! I hate myself.

[–]reasondoubt 1 point2 points ago

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It makes me saddened that you were downvoted for this since I also saw "bear" instead of "beer."

Part of my brain didn't get it for a bit since the german word for raccoon is Waschbär or wash-bear. I guess it is because raccoons wash their food before the eat it (?) or something. So my brain though, "oh the Waschbär is having a Yogi adventure. Hooray!"

Anyhow...

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 2 points3 points ago

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I read this in a thick German accent. Smiles were produced. I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

[–]afterbirthbuffet -1 points0 points ago

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I love how he skips away with joy

[–]Robstaley 3 points4 points ago

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thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]IIdsandsII -2 points-1 points ago

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That's so weird, I had no idea this was a joke.jpg

[–]StinkyBottom -1 points0 points ago

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I upvoted as soon as I'd read the title.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That wasn't a Red Stripe.

[–]Ssssnacob -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK I love animals. Seriously, how cute is this?

[–]inshead -1 points0 points ago

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Hooray Bear!