First Post: Mom Fixes the Printer

bpwnz · 1 year

Turns out she just had to plug it in.

iownalaptop · 1 year

Using your mom for karma. Well played sir.

usernine9 · 1 year

Does she kiss her son with that mouth? Sheesh.

aggrazel · 1 year

Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas still fool

isotope123 · 1 year

Save yourself the hassle, don't buy new (circa 2005 or so) HP or Lexmark printers. The quality is garbage and they charge outrageous amounts for next to no ink. Don't get me wrong, all printers are shit these days, but you'll be much happier with either a Canon, Brother, or maybe Epson.

edit: see above, "all printers are shit these days".

IzeBerg · 1 year

your mom is very vulgar...i bet she is a freak in bed.

dclowd9901 · 1 year

I used to sell printers for HP, and I feel it necessary to let her know that she should be using HP-brand tires to run over that printer,

damnclem · 1 year

I want to be your brother.

A-punk · 1 year

My laptops battery lasts about 35 seconds. As soon as I'm not dirt fucking poor I'm putting it on a catapult and shooting it into the Atlantic Ocean with sticks of dynamite.

attomsk · 1 year

I wish my mom did this instead of making me fix all her computer problems.

Csoltis · 1 year

FORD "ESC" TO THE RESCUE!

YouMad · 1 year

Printers are all a scam. That free printer takes $50 cartridges and only prints 50 sheets before running out.

I can't believe with a free market, there isn't a single decent Printer Maker out there that makes the "Japanese Cars" of printers.

chmod666 · 1 year

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

mjc1027 · 1 year

I can imagine her working tech support for HP 'sure I can help you fix that sir, no problem. first unplug the printer from the power and computer, then take printer out into your driveway, last step is to run the fucking thing over, and go buy a Kodak printer'.

lampost86 · 1 year

Whose mother swears like that?

Geographer · 1 year

Why should I care if it's your first post?

OnTheEveOfWar · 1 year

The printer will get its revenge by staining your driveway cyan, magenta, yellow, and black.

quantumpsych · 1 year

HP is garbage. every piece of their gear has been a major disappointment for me.

helloimnice · 1 year

Not that it ruins it, but I feel like it would have been funnier without the LOL face. Still humorous though!

DumbSillyBaby · 1 year

Putting that "lol" face on the last picture is as bad putting a laugh track on it. Did you think we wouldn't understand why it was funny?

hogesjzz30 · 1 year

Huh, I have that printer, it's been pretty good so far, only paid £25 for it though so not expecting great things!

concussedYmir · 1 year

IT professional here.

This is the correct way to handle this situation.

b1untman · 1 year

And you know your mom was blasting gangster music Office Space style.

tamb · 1 year

Everyone who works for the HP printer division should be executed in the most painful way possible.

all_is_one · 1 year

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

bakerface22 · 1 year

I threw that exact printer across the room into a wall! Love your mom!!!

mootwo · 1 year

Your mother has a pottymouth.

12blackrainbows · 1 year

OP, I don't know if you've realized this yet or not.... But your Mom is fucking awesome.

foreverwithcats · 1 year

I wish my mom did cool stuff like this. She would just keep that printer for years convinced she could fix it if she called customer service enough.

curethiscancer · 1 year

Your mom fixed the fuck out of that printer!

Lunatic721 · 1 year

The funny thing is it probably works better now.

freekstyle · 1 year

I have that fucking printer and it sucks dick.

Paranoid_Freak · 1 year

I had the same printer, the piece of shit wouldn't accept new color ink cartridges, burn them all in the fires of hell.

[deleted] · 1 year

I think I'm going to start a business selling 1999 "vintage" Epson printers to Hipsters. Who's in?

yodawg8000 · 1 year

Printers are asking for it. I'd already smashed 2 of my inkjets by the time I saw Office Space.

MorningLtMtn · 1 year

Relevant: Read the reviews from Amazon on this terrible, terrible printer:

http://www.amazon.com/HP-Officejet-Wireless-CN547A-B1H/dp/B0036TGGJG/ref=cm_cr-mr-title

3HourLineForSanta · 1 year

I hope she saved the ink! Worth it's weight in gold!

bL1Nd · 1 year

ZOOM ENHANCE ON THE LIGHT I SEE HIS MOTHER!! BROWN HAIR PARTED DOWN THE MIDDLE.

squigs · 1 year

Having tried sorting out an HP printer recently, I agree that this is the only way to eliminate all the problems.

flip66 · 1 year

Typical user error.

Difesa · 1 year

First world problems, eh?

sheboygan · 1 year

Seriously though... why is every single home printer ever made a stupid piece of shit that doesn't fucking do what it's supposed to?

Plutoid · 1 year

The ONLY WAY to post text conversations - With pics (to show it happened.)

jorsiem · 1 year

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4560/smasho1.gif

Zackariah · 1 year

Fake. the only thing a mom should be fixing is a sandwich

DadWasntYourMoms1st · 1 year

Dude your mom is fucking nuts

diarrhea666 · 1 year

Dude, FUCK that printer. I actually paid for one of these, and it worked 3 times before taking a shit. I have seen that model at nearly every thrift store i've been in recently. I still need a printer...def not buying an HP.

cloudspit · 1 year

First world problems?

epidemicz · 1 year

Did she try turning it off and back on again?

[deleted] · 1 year

that's a good start, but I think using it as a mace is better

stafram · 1 year

Relevant; He did this to himself

nothingtodo225 · 1 year

I know that printer. It was such an amazing piece of shit.

Sheldy13 · 1 year

Friends don't let friends buy HP.

[deleted] · 1 year

its 2011 and printers are still utter SHIT!

Clayburn · 1 year

I have that printer/scanner/copier. It is complete crap. The paper auto-load thing never works right, and it's wireless, but you have to plug in to install, and it installs the wired version by default and then gets confused with the 2nd wireless version, and you can't change the wireless settings unless you plug in if you can't already connect wirelessly.

Fuck HP.

greenways · 1 year

best usage of a printer I've ever seen.

Threadmonkey · 1 year

Why not recycle it or give it away if you're going to trash it?

I am sure the printer learned its lesson though

ViscountShiningWit · 1 year

I have that printer, it's awesome. F4580 right?

FiniteBlank · 1 year

Thanks for adding the LOL face, I wouldn't have known I was suppose to laugh if you hadn't. It's the laugh track of the internet.

zvoidx · 1 year

First post/top of the front page?

Proof that the game is rigged.

soaringrooster · 1 year

I love your mom, but how's the tire?

tsuichii · 1 year

Sadly, it doesn't matter if it is free. HP driver sucks. Not to mention they force you to install their malwares along with the driver.

shred1 · 1 year

I literally smashed my old Hp printer with a small sledge hammer. It felt so good.That printer had it coming for years.

[deleted] · 1 year

My mum ran over our Wii with the car; It still works

NoamChimpsky · 1 year

I have rage destroyed 2 free printers in my life. Under no circumstances do I consider the hassle or the expensive replacement cartridges as "FREE!"

When I bought a new desktop a few years ago it also came with a "free" printer. I told the sales guy I didn't want it. He didn't understand. I told him I absolutely wasn't going to take it. He looked hurt and confused. Fine, I took the damn thing, planning to pass it off like a monkey's paw on some poor schmuck. At the register, the clerk politely informed me that the free fucking printer didn't come with a free fucking USB cord, and would I like to fucking buy one for 20 fucking dollars? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

deralte · 1 year

fake all over

kingconorisking · 1 year

This voids the warranty.

[deleted] · 1 year

I got a p.o.s. Brother printer that runs out of ink after 2 to 4 pages. No joke, it uses ink for self checks, and constantly runs self checks. Worst part is printer itself cost $56.00 new the replacement ink cartridges are $100 (4 x $25). I quit buying ink for it years ago. I only keep it for the scanner; otherwise, it would have met the same fate.

redmetal64 · 1 year

Did you try turning it off and on?

[deleted] · 1 year

This kills the printer.

zmeefy · 1 year

Wow this is retarded

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