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[–]onichris 8 points9 points ago

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To be honest that sort of situation has only happened to me once and let me tell you it is as bad as it seems.

[–]oy_gevalt 6 points7 points ago

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That train would save his life.

The tiger would absorb the impact of the slow-moving train, the snake would be severed in half at the tiger's neck, and the man would be bounced into the soft jungle underbrush wrapped in his snaky cushion.

I saw it on Mythbusters.

[–]pwnies 4 points5 points ago

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Wednesdays... amirite?

[–]Darius2107 2 points3 points ago

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A day in the life of a graphic designer.

[–]spsessions 1 point2 points ago

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What is the name of this piece so i can buy a print for my wall?

[–]SammyYO 0 points1 point ago

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Second this. Please. : )

[–]eind_baas[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Have no clue! should be a pocket adventure story i guess.

[–]Defiantbringdaruckus 1 point2 points ago

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I've made a huge mistake.

[–]NeverStopPosting 0 points1 point ago

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That train looks EVIL.

[–]InappropriateAccount 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you just hate when that happens?

[–]Hyperboloidof2sheets 0 points1 point ago

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At least that tiger will get what's coming to him.

[–]teious 0 points1 point ago

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He seems lucky. Instead of slowly dying being swallowed by a huge snake or eaten alive by a tiger he gets to die quickly and almost painless being ran over by a train. Also enjoying the fact that those fuckers that wanted to eat him will die too.

[–]Griff_Steeltower 0 points1 point ago

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Seeing as he's in his late 20s to early 30s and presumably gets into "unlucky" situations like this all the time, he's actually incredibly lucky to have survived relatively unscathed. Hell, he could make millions off the tapes of all of his narrow saves. Quite fortunate, really.

[–]WanderingDervish 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel today...

[–]BlueBusDriver 0 points1 point ago

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That reminds me of those 1930s adventures. Like Indiana Jone or something. Man those adventures must have been trippy.

[–]danfanclub 0 points1 point ago

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At least he got to fuck a tiger before he died.

[–]monkeiboi 0 points1 point ago

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What should you do here? Stop drop and roll?

[–]ataraxiaZERO 0 points1 point ago

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Typhoon weapon that shit.

[–]FrostWalkers 0 points1 point ago

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"What the- I don't even- SHIT SHIT SHIT!"

[–]GozerTheGozarian 0 points1 point ago

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Well he's not tied to the tracks and it seems like he has some sort of blue ascot or neck tie or something. So he's got that going for him.

[–]SlowlyTurningZombie 0 points1 point ago

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Prior to this incident he got a call from his ex wife that she gave him hiv and that when she through out his used condom out the window it landed on a female crack addict's vagina on the floor below and so he through the phone at a bush witch had the tiger in it that was being strangled by a snake. It then ran after the man and got him caught by the snake. In a furry the tiger ran due west and tripped on a rail road track and trapped the man's foot in the rail. The tiger pulled him off of his leg and collapses on top of the snake and the man as a train approaches.

[–]SpiderParrot 0 points1 point ago

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This is a win. Being attacked by the first animal was unlucky, being attacked by the second is redundant. The train will kill all three and the dude's gravestone can read "Fought a python and tiger to a stalemate."

[–]stanthefan 0 points1 point ago

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He then proceeded to break free and hijack the train. Which to his luck crashed, leaving him laying there in a pile of ruble, alone, wet and afraid.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But he wasn't alone, because it was actually in Jurassic Park!

unluckyman being unlucky.