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[–]teh_g 26 points27 points ago

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"Ladies no!!! The Zerg rush is inbound!"

[–]PeacockDoom 21 points22 points ago

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This is obviously fake

the girls aren't crying

[–]potato_salad 7 points8 points ago

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Not enough tentacles?

[–]BatwingDarling 8 points9 points ago

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And yet if you switched the genders, suddenly it doesn't seem as funny.

[–]waffleninja 5 points6 points ago

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This is most likely a reverse rape video, which are very popular in Japan.

NSFW!!!

http://japfemdomfetish.blogspot.com/2011/01/boots-yakata-byd72-reverse-rape.html?zx=7de882f893e3fddb

[–]Damasticator 7 points8 points ago

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Looks like they ordered the Cream of Sum Yung Gai.

[–]iLurkkkkk 1 point2 points ago

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It wasn't funny until I read it out loud.

[–]turtlekitty30 2 points3 points ago

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You know he is thinking about pi to the millionth digit so he won't jizz himself.

[–]kim2814 2 points3 points ago

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hurtmypride

on a semi-related note, I (as an Asian) copied my white friend's math homework every single day throughout my junior and senior years of high school. wheee

[–]dhvl2712 5 points6 points ago

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Have browsed for a lot of japanese porn gives me the idea that they may be his sisters.

[–]Wtfizz 1 point2 points ago

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Or his mothers.

[–]imakepeopleangry 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, that kid looks genuinely creeped out.

[–]nohablaespanol 1 point2 points ago

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That Asian "kid" is probably in his 30s.

[–]RBeck 1 point2 points ago

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He's doing that because they are his first cousins.

[–]RetlaOge 1 point2 points ago

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Typical Asian Repost Problem

[–]Autoswing 4 points5 points ago

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Radies NO!

[–]CorkyKribler -1 points0 points ago

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That's lacist.

[–]Yellow_Snow 0 points1 point ago

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Sign me up for what he's having!

[–]krimsonidol 0 points1 point ago

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Right-hand lady's face is being absorbed into the dude's stomach/moob. I know that's just 'shopping but it's creepy as hell.

[–]its_ironic 0 points1 point ago

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I think that's just her bangs falling on the wrong side of her face.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It cant be helped.

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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he came fast

[–]igotnolife 0 points1 point ago

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True Story: I didn't see my Asian roommate for two days cause he was at the library studying. Yes, he slept there. And yes, it is only the second week of school...

[–]gzapza81 0 points1 point ago

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This was me a few years back...only replace homework with Baal runs.

[–]HappenedALongTimeAgo 0 points1 point ago

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Ladies let me get out of here!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Can we have context haha?

[–]brbpooping -2 points-1 points ago

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NSFW

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[–]DGer 1 point2 points ago

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There are billion Chinese out there that would point to your statement being false.