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[–]rrbest 19 points20 points ago

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Spammer in the making... these comments don't even sound like redditors, at least try.

[–]NightOnTheSun 3 points4 points ago

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Could you give a little extra clarity for the sleep-deprived among us? What am I looking for here?

[–]schadenfreudeforeats 6 points7 points ago

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The first few comments are all sounding very spammy/youtubey/stupid.

[–]northendtrooper 5 points6 points ago

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TIL even Reddit has standards.

[–]AnswerFromCleverbot 2 points3 points ago

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Ok. Do you like the Rolling Stones?

[–]Pyrepenol 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it... Why would you do this. It's just a stupid internet number.

OP, if you're really that interested in seeing worthless internet numbers increase I suggest you check out progressquest. You don't even have to spam!

[–]epsilona01 1 point2 points ago

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Because accounts that have established comment and posting history, are valuable for gaming the system. You can use them to vote up shitty/spammy articles, or vote down articles against a particular group's ideology.

tl;dr people setting up accounts for future spam voting/submission.

[–]nobutyeahbutno 3 points4 points ago

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Clawless victory!

[–]mindokiller 2 points3 points ago

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That guy thinks he's tough, but he only beats up on pussies

[–]lordeddardstark -1 points0 points ago

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Animated JPG? What sorcery is this?

[–]ocealot 4 points5 points ago

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It's a GIF, he's just changed the file extention to .jpg

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

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My cat fell asleep while watching my mom take a bath many many years back (he was weird). The following happened in a matter of seconds and was only pieced together after the event by the three of us.

The cat sneezed, startled himself awake, freaked the fuck out, launched face-first into the bathtub, spun and leapt onto the toilet (which was open), plunged into the pee-stained water (drought, you know), limp-hopped into the sink, tumbled onto the counter, noticed me poking my head in going, "WTF?!?", launched himself onto my shoulders (while damp with pee/wet tp/grossness), sprung from me into the hallway, managed to somehow get flipped between my dad's legs as my dad was walking past, and then was then punted/roll-kicked by my dad as he tripped on him while trying not to crush him.

All three of us stood there going "...w...t...f..." (Well, ok, my mom was sitting at the time, but she was going WTF too.)

The cat hid for quite some time after that. I think he was convinced we all tried to kill him. It wasn't long after this that he took to pooping in the living room.

I hope the cat in this vid didn't wind up hating his owner.

[–]mak36 -2 points-1 points ago

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I usually object to cat-based humor, but this was amazing!

[–]draktor[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I think it is some goon playing a kinect fighting game and kicks his cat into the camera, and the cat is obviously fine so we can laugh. :)