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[–]andey 6 points7 points ago

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wrong, doing what he is doing will cheer you up.... go to the dollar store and buy the necessary accessories

[–]Scenro 5 points6 points ago

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Favorite. Picture. Ever.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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worked for me as well

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Wow. I actually laughed in real life. I'm not completely desensitized. Thank you. Thank you for reminding me what my own laughter sounded like.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for reminding me what my own laughter sounded like.

Aaaand now I'm depressed again.

[–]mtupyro 2 points3 points ago

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Instant lol after a shitty day. Thanks.

[–]Lunchbox5000 1 point2 points ago

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I may have just died laughing. This guy never gets old.

[–]exprofessionallurker 1 point2 points ago

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This. This is the reason I love the internet. It just occurred to me.

[–]reverse_cigol 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Richard Garriott?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Looks kind of like Tim Curry to me...

[–]LHD21 1 point2 points ago

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Its one of the mods from AR15.com.

[–]graffiti81 -2 points-1 points ago

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Actually, I'm nearly 100% sure it's a TFer from a Fark Party a couple years ago.

[–]David_ESM 1 point2 points ago

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Well you are 100% wrong.

[–]graffiti81 -1 points0 points ago

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I could be. I was a long time TFer, and thought that I'd always seen it in relation to a certain person.

[–]quantumkid 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like crusher from the old looney tunes cartoons. http://i.imgur.com/BXkmE.jpg

[–]thelazerbeast 1 point2 points ago

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Yet another reminder that the teeth are the only part of the skeleton you can see.

[–]ZoFreX 0 points1 point ago

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Having a shit day. Didn't cheer me up as expected. :(

[–]uchiha2 0 points1 point ago

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So much win.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wonderful.

[–]FamousSoBad 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to Pachelbel's Canon when I opened this. It's gonna be a good day.

[–]ojolejano 0 points1 point ago

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How high was that fucker?

[–]smoknjuan 0 points1 point ago

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BLUE PORK CHOPS! OM NOM NOM!

[–]mz4250 0 points1 point ago

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God I actualy laughed out loud. Not a simple chuckle under my breath that translates to lol on the web. I literally laughed.

[–]orangeblood 0 points1 point ago

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Needed this. Thanks!

[–]PartyOnAlec 0 points1 point ago

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This picture never gets old! It'd be a perfect submission for r/golden. It's a subreddit I started specifically for reposts.

[–]xilog 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks :) I've had a fucking dreadful day at work, and every time I see this pic I can't help but smile. And oh Jeebus did I need a smile.

[–]bongwhacker 0 points1 point ago

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F'king stoopid. Upvoted.