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[–]TimesWasting 2 points3 points ago

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Oh I get it, he's saying religion is bullshit

[–]urbanv 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it.

[–]TimesWasting -2 points-1 points ago

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yeah its so clever!

[–]H0neyBadger 1 point2 points ago

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Then wouldn't edward cullen die from the story line?

[–]FSUfan35[S] 0 points1 point ago

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All my upvotes are belong to you

[–]classicdms 2 points3 points ago

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I would like video proof of him saying this. So I can watch it on repeat for a while.

[–]theginsumaster 2 points3 points ago

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Seek out 'Richard Pryor- Live and smokin' recorded April 29 1971. 'Twas one of his first recorded performances, you can spot him looking at notes in his palm. It's piss funny.

[–]irregardlessable 2 points3 points ago

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[–]thejesuslizard 1 point2 points ago

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I have seen this before and tried to find any form of evidence that he actually said it, but was not able to find anything.

[–]drqxx 0 points1 point ago

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a .gif with sound?

[–]srpsychosexy 1 point2 points ago

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If you want to see a vampire, why don't you look in the mirror? I can't, I'm a vampire! - lucy liu and carl sagan

[–]gameadd1kt 1 point2 points ago

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r/athiesm

[–]SpeaksMind 0 points1 point ago

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I hear there's a leak.

[–]Spectro87 0 points1 point ago

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r/atheism

[–]Arxl -1 points0 points ago

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They would challenge the concept of vampyrism before caring about the bullshit.