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Pet missing? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Reginault 106 points107 points ago

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I call 'shop.

[–]twinbloodtalons 86 points87 points ago

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But they no pick up.

No dim sum for Jakucha.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Less than a shop even, this is from one of those sign-generator sites: http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/

[–]Scorp63 3 points4 points ago

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As all these signs are.

[–]rosconotorigina 10 points11 points ago

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So I guess a while back when people were talking about Stormfront taking over reddit, that actually happened, huh?

[–]TimofeyPnin 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, it really, really did.

[–]The_Chinese 11 points12 points ago

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That's racist.

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 132 points133 points ago

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fuck you and your horribly photoshopped racism

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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OHHH ME SO SOLLY!

/buck teeth and flapping dickie

[–]GundamWang 2 points3 points ago

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Why is the dick flapping? I thought the stereotype was that it didn't flap.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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DICKIE, not DICK.

[–]zoidd 4 points5 points ago

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now i don't know what i expected by clicking dick...yeah, that's a mans penis.

[–]GundamWang 1 point2 points ago

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Looking straight at the meatus.

[–]Photoshops_Penises -1 points0 points ago

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It was a joke brah.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously why does bullshit like this end up on my front page. For fuck's sake.

[–]sashakaka 15 points16 points ago

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I'm somewhat bewildered that this got upvotes.

[–]LeMAD 8 points9 points ago

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Pixels missing.

[–]filthysavage 27 points28 points ago*

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I'm getting tired of this shit.

Edit; Lune form of Haiku.

[–]FastOCR32 2 points3 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/Zpd7A.jpg

[–]handburglar 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you know what racist means.

[–]filthysavage 0 points1 point ago

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How so?

[–]handburglar 0 points1 point ago

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Racism is the belief that one is superior to another based solely on race. This would be more like an offensive/stereotypical joke.

[–]filthysavage 0 points1 point ago

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I believe that negative stereotypes perpetuate racism. Vilifying Asians by insinuating that Asians eat our pets is as bad as saying that all black people are criminals.

[–]titsandwich 14 points15 points ago

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blame photoshop.

[–]argobargo 1 point2 points ago

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You have beaten me to the punchline, my only option now is to upvote you in hopes of second-hand glory.

[–]lived 6 points7 points ago

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2000 upvotes?

Fucking hell.

[–]CommanderAnaximander 6 points7 points ago

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Wow, fake and racist.

[–]Bloated_Tapeworm 46 points47 points ago

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fake and racist

[–]Kahilm 13 points14 points ago

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Casual racism is the best kind of racism.

[–]jaredisle 3 points4 points ago

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Redditor for five years. Gets most of his karma from one racist joke.

[–]voip[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Ding! Ding! Ding! Thank you!! Nice reddit experiment, wouldn't you say? Check my history. Lots of interesting posts on society, technology, glbt issues. No love. My one and ONLY racist juvenile joke ever.....BOOM! Reddit glory.

[–]drimpossible145 10 points11 points ago

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Ah, the joys of photoshopped racism. Seriously, stop.

[–]Scrappled 4 points5 points ago

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Nice photoshop

[–]yeffej 5 points6 points ago

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shooped

[–]elbowfrenzy 4 points5 points ago

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Really? 651 People on reddit looked at this piece of shit and thought it was funny enough to upvote?

I don't think I've seen anything less funny this week.

[–]januszeal 1 point2 points ago

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I think half the upvotes are to make people like you mad.

[–]bingblondie 1 point2 points ago

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Shitty little sign maker

[–]cabr1to 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot to reverse the R's and L's, you racist fuck

[–]briefcaseoftacos 2 points3 points ago

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So clearly fake

[–]bat0u 7 points8 points ago

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No Brame us! Brame Hurricane

FTFY, is this okay since I'm asian?

[–]808140 4 points5 points ago*

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FTFY, is this okay since I'm asian?

No, it's not. It's not fucking ok. It's fucking worse. If you're hanging out with a close group of friends that you know well and you make a stupid racist joke and you all laugh about it, that's cool. But on Reddit, minorities/women who make a big show about how they too laugh at racist/sexist jokes are telling the vast majority of insensitive pricks out there that this kind of shit is ok. It's not fucking ok.

Black people have a term for people like you -- Uncle Toms. People who are so keen to show racists how inoffensive and harmless they are that they'll bend over and take it laughing. When Harriet Beecher Stowe wrote that novel, that was the only way to advance the cause. But that was in the 1850s, this is 2011. It is not too much to ask that people don't make jokes like this.

You're making it worse for everyone Asian, because now some twat making a "little dick good at math" joke for the billionth time is going to say, "What's the big deal? Don't be so sensitive. Some Asians like bat0u are cool, why can't you be?"

You're setting us back. Don't set us back. If you don't want to stand up against racism then keep your mouth shut. But don't stand up and encourage this bullshit. Some of us are fucking tired of it.

[–]handburglar 0 points1 point ago

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Textbook mad.

[–]lynzee 0 points1 point ago

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I think what's important is to recognize that it IS just a bad joke. Getting all worked up over something like this stupid, fake sign, is just giving power to the idiot who made it.

[–]this_barb 1 point2 points ago

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It doesn't have any to do with accents but merely the stereotype that Asian people eat everything including your loving best friend, Spot.

I have nothing against that, though. Spot was delicious.

[–]AhhhClem 0 points1 point ago

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Way up north there is a saying regarding survival on expeditions, "You can't eat a snowmobile".

[–]herp_n_derp 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this here.

[–]lgspeck 3 points4 points ago

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ROR!

[–]SuperCyan 1 point2 points ago

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The Golden Dragon: Fulfilling Chinese stereotypes since 1999

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[–]KinkyKong 10 points11 points ago

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I upvoted this dude 'cause he obviously wants downvotes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

[–]Probably_not_FBI 3 points4 points ago

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I will file a report right away.

[–]Revoletion 0 points1 point ago

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How many Golden Dragon restaurants are there? Google gives me ~200. Some of these are probably not food places but still. Original name.

[–]zippe 0 points1 point ago

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Takes you back to 2005, doesn't it?

[–]yutfree 0 points1 point ago

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http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/

[–]fartuckyfartbandit 0 points1 point ago

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so you're saying irene at my fucking cat?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I definitely used to live in that town. New Roads, Louisiana... I wish I had pix, cause since I don't that means it didn't happen. but I've eaten at that place before....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FUNNY PICTURE!!!!!

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy -1 points0 points ago*

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If your cat's missing though, that was totally them.

Edit: Disregard that, I suck cocks.

[–]SuperCyan 6 points7 points ago

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...but a cat is a pet

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 3 points4 points ago

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Does anyone ever really own a cat?

[–]SuperCyan 4 points5 points ago

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True, sir. Quite true.

[–]EasyReader -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes. That is how pets work.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 0 points1 point ago

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–]macadactyl -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't wok the dog!

[–]hairyassandballs -4 points-3 points ago

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misspelled "brame"

[–]lgodsey -1 points0 points ago

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Photoshop is fun.

[–]tallwookie -1 points0 points ago

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fuck yeah, i love me some marinated mystery meat!

[–]isaac-newton -1 points0 points ago

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Classic Asians.

[–]your_MOTHERS_boner -1 points0 points ago

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I read it in chinese voice and accent.

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[–]AhhhClem 7 points8 points ago

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The only Mongolian bbq grill in my area went out of business because some asshole started the rumor that they were serving cat. That really pissed me off as I really like it. Read this:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/chinese.asp

[–]TheRealEggNogAdam 1 point2 points ago

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There is very little usable meat on domesticated north American house animals. Er, so I'm told.

[–]AhhhClem 0 points1 point ago

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Try Saint Bernard.

[–]TheRealEggNogAdam 1 point2 points ago

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Gamey. Tough. Not a fan.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Also in North America, the Vietnamese are tarred with a variation of the Chinese restaurant rumor: according to this version, when a Vietnamese family moves into the neighborhood, all the stray cats disappear.

lulz

[–]AhhhClem 0 points1 point ago

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Newcomers have been known to eat park squirrels but then I have eaten squirrel back when I was young. I always thought they should let homeless people eat the overpopulated ducks in public parks.

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[–]AhhhClem 0 points1 point ago

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Would you mind providing a verifiable link that this really happened? If it did it would be in the news. I have not been able to find even one such occurrence using a net search.

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