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[–]deloreanz 197 points198 points ago

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[–]aumanchi 81 points82 points ago

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I came here looking for this... I was not disappointed.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 6 points7 points ago

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but slightly terrified.

[–]verytreepy 1 point2 points ago

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Also confirms that I correctly identified "that face."

I don't know what's creepier... That I held in my laughter until I checked that it was appropriate to laugh, or that I felt self-conscious about correctly identifying a future axe-murderer.

[–]MasterA6 4 points5 points ago

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[–]BeneficiaryOtheDoubt 1 point2 points ago

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I feel fucking terrible for that kid. He's probably all grown up now but still.

His look reminds me of Butters from South Park, and we caption his pic with horrible shit because he looks funny.

I just wanna give him a hug...though I'd be a little hesitant to

[–]MasterA6 0 points1 point ago

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This pic made me laugh, I know the kid is innocent and just happy to be there and getting his picture taken. The pic itself is quite innocent but the captions make us look at it in a different way. It also shows how sick a sense of humour we can have.

[–]BeneficiaryOtheDoubt 0 points1 point ago

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He looks immensely happy, with his nice shirt on with the bear on it, the neatly kept hair and collared shirt. He's excited to be there, he prepared for it; he's the kind of pure happy only children can get.

And we make sick jokes with it. We kinda suck, but it's too funny.

[–]MasterA6 0 points1 point ago

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:)

[–]thatguyinconverse 21 points22 points ago

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And now the girl looks like young Dave Grohl.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Or even better. Jesus.

[–]link_to_the_post 2 points3 points ago

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Now that is done right.

[–]Quantumfizzix 1 point2 points ago

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That is exactly the reason I checked the comments.

[–]Graprophe 80 points81 points ago

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[–]Enzor 3 points4 points ago

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That... is creepily amazing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Background image please?

[–]Graprophe 19 points20 points ago

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here's higher res, http://i.imgur.com/uwlNj.png

[–]bronk1977 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. I will not sleep tonight!

[–]adamdavidson 0 points1 point ago

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Happy reddit birthday, sir!

[–]Graprophe 5 points6 points ago

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thank you :)

[–]Disgod 19 points20 points ago

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I'm gonna be fucking this later

[–]asininequestion 2 points3 points ago

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What do you think he is doing in the picture?

[–]Disgod 0 points1 point ago

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Planning his method of "attack".

[–]pmjm 34 points35 points ago

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Sorry, somebody had to do it. http://i.imgur.com/sYEmT.jpg

[–]pmjm 13 points14 points ago

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D'oh. Refreshed the page, and somebody already did. Poo.

[–]Zyper 4 points5 points ago

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Sucks because you did a better job, especially on the boy to the right.

[–]FuryInordinate 29 points30 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]Le_Gitzen 10 points11 points ago

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This was the picture above my bed when I was a little kid.

Wait a second... I had a window above my bed when I was a little kid...

[–]Switche 3 points4 points ago

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After seeing Antichrist, I just can't see him without images of his penis penetrating my mind. It's just compounded his creepiness.

[–]SuperSonicEspionage 1 point2 points ago

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every time I see Charlotte Gainsborough I run and hide any available scissors...

[–]bringthe_bacon 60 points61 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/lfFMa.jpg Right guys? ...Right!?

[–]Julio3094[S] 6 points7 points ago

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LOL YES :D

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[–]poptart2nd 57 points58 points ago

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that rage face has already been created

[–]metchill 0 points1 point ago

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this was my first thought when I saw the picture.

[–]Jukepot 7 points8 points ago

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I saw this while chewing a fresh stick of mint gum. I snorted a little and minty saliva went into my nasal cavity. So. Much. Pain. I'm still laughing, though.

[–]papacheesy 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to make sure someone made one of these. Now I'm pleased.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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That smell. You can't stop smelling it now.

[–]garrettg19 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to say that. Uniquely Slime and fucking repulsive.

[–]pimp_swagga 7 points8 points ago

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[–]LOFTIE 9 points10 points ago

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[–]pimp_swagga -3 points-2 points ago*

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Animated version: http://imgur.com/aOhS3

[–]my79spirit 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like Esqueleto from Nacho Libre

[–]Pyratess 11 points12 points ago

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[–]IJIrving 7 points8 points ago

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I remember one of my friends gave me a handfull of this stuff in public school. I had no idea what it was but my friend said not to let the teacher see it.

Suddenly a teacher was right beside us so I ATE THE GREEN SLIME.

I thought it was candy...

[–]Quicksdraw 5 points6 points ago

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You probably have some sort of super hero power now and don't even know it.

[–]asininequestion 2 points3 points ago

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Or cancer.

[–]metchill 1 point2 points ago

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I remember reading a book like this in 3rd grade. MONSTER BLOOD.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It really was that much fun tho.

[–]mage2k 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously. I had a Castle Greyskull that you could put that stuff in and it would drip down over the gate.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Me too!

[–]VonArmageddon 1 point2 points ago

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IIRC it smelled absolutely aweful

[–]briarios 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, you just brought that smell right back up from the depths of my memory. I can't tell you how deeply buried that smell was until I read your comment. Amazing. It's that terrible synthetic, rubbery, sweaty-foot smell!

[–]rogerhausman 2 points3 points ago

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What if that was just 'his face'. Forever.

[–]UltraJake 2 points3 points ago

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Don't ever excite him. The scars it'll leave you with will forever stalk your memories.

[–]Arithered 2 points3 points ago

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Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

[–]sporkz 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Maverick144 1 point2 points ago

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i got slimed during a live theater nickelodeon show at king's dominion when i was a kid. it's actually just green applesauce. i was very surprised.

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

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Did you make a face like that dude? I would have.

[–]Maverick144 1 point2 points ago

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underneath the slime that was covering my head, i was probably making the are you fucking kidding me face because my teammate made us lose the challenge. all we had to do was name a "strange food." that was it. i went with monkey brains after having watched indiana jones the night before. that idiot next to me couldn't think of anything. just say anything! anything! they would have probably accepted it!

[–]sexmasterer 2 points3 points ago

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It's actually Richard C. Mongler

[(http://imgur.com/6N5jX)]

[–]durbutter 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wow 2004 is rushing baaaaaack

[–]pimp_swagga 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Rizzz 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't see demonboy at first, but when I did, I screamed. People came running to make sure I was okay.

[–]ESF 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say he looks like this:Relevant

[–]Iamsqueegee 1 point2 points ago

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So, the remake of The Blob comes out when I'm in high school and my buddy and I are going opening night. We're both dicks. Decide to stop at Toys R Us on the way to pick up a couple of containers of slime for some movie fun. Turns out there's a scene that takes place in a crowded theater! Both of us pre gusta (this is looong before me gusta) and throw the slime at the crowd in front of us. Screams, general panic and mayhem ensue. We leave theater laughing.

[–]Gamester677 1 point2 points ago

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Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[–]hariskaj 1 point2 points ago

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he gusta

[–]NecDW4 1 point2 points ago

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I just got hit hard with the nostalgia bat.

[–]Poowilly 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else see the ice truck killer besides me?

[–]I_RAPE_ANTS 1 point2 points ago

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CTRL+F ice tr --- SUCCESS!

[–]IMFIRSTBEACHES 1 point2 points ago

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TELL me that this is not the same kid lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhuPX61E_aI

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ive never laughed so much from one post.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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More like dat slime.

[–]amazingmaximo 0 points1 point ago

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i made that face every time i played with slime.

[–]BecciLikesToast 0 points1 point ago

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Will haunt my Dreams...

[–]KungFuHamster 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to find where this kid is nowadays and have him do an IAMA.

[–]ViewsOnAbortion 0 points1 point ago

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Yes but what are her views on abortion?

[–]masterofmusic88 0 points1 point ago

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soon my precious, soon.....

[–]johnnythebear 0 points1 point ago

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As a child I accidentally got this stuck to my bed spread. For years I was questioned by friends if it was cum.

[–]FatHippo 0 points1 point ago

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le gusta

[–]redpariah 0 points1 point ago

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"With this I shall rule the world!"

[–]sockmonkey_love 0 points1 point ago

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Those TEETH

FTFY

[–]old_skool 0 points1 point ago

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I just smelled it. The goop, not the face.

[–]kekekezerglingrush 0 points1 point ago

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we must find that kid, for an AMA. LOL.

[–]23skadoosh 0 points1 point ago

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Slime was the worst thing to get a kid ever. After I enjoyed my gak I thought slime would be the next best thing when it was just a gooey pile of horrible mess. Floam was ok I guess, but gak still rules.

[–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

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I remember that stuff. It was awesome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i see i was late

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/lDSX9.jpg" alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

[–]allthethingz 0 points1 point ago

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That hair?!?

[–]iciclemomore 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone ate the slime

[–]fartcat 0 points1 point ago

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pronouns!! leave me thinking dear god i don't know which face is that face!!!!!!

[–]bigp30 0 points1 point ago

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Is that kid Andy Samberg? It looks like a young Andy Samberg.

[–]tetzy 0 points1 point ago

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Damn...memories galore - I loved Slime.

My dirty fingers meant a can would only last a few days.

[–]mihaidxn 0 points1 point ago

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Should be the new "Me gusta" face!

[–]JJB-125 0 points1 point ago

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That face says to me 'I have come up with an ingenious murder scheme involving this gel'

[–]isignedupforthis 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, totally looks like Arnie!

[–]DoubleRainb0w 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Mrmer 0 points1 point ago

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DAT ASS!

[–]KeswickPinhead 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ZetsubouProth 0 points1 point ago

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Looks kinda like Bon Scott (RIP).

[–]Christophoro -1 points0 points ago

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Amy Winehouse

[–]denim-chicken -1 points0 points ago

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NOW THIS I CAN FAP TO

[–]Anonyddit -1 points0 points ago

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Ragegasim