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[–]Siparih 17 points18 points ago

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My turtle just died from flipping over a circular plastic tub you MONSTER

[–]gfail 9 points10 points ago

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That happened to me while getting out of the bathtub once.

[–]Splitshadow 8 points9 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Are you ok?

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[–]mrhorrible 1 point2 points ago

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[–]h00pla 2 points3 points ago

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You managed to flip a bathub on top of yourself? I am most impressed.

[–]nolez 0 points1 point ago

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Rex Ryan, is that you?

[–]tamrmint 3 points4 points ago

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My chickens have done this a few times. I'll wake up to feed them, and notice their nesting box is tipped over. I lift it up and they're all sitting under there enjoying their new reality of a box (chickens are so easy going). Had to put the nesting box on the floor of the coop so they would stop roosting on the edge.

[–]Reginault 4 points5 points ago

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Bucket, do it live.

[–]RosieJo 2 points3 points ago

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Wrong. I just found out I might be allergic to dairy... dairy!!!

And I'm English... I can't live without tea!

[–]Qkix 9 points10 points ago

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TIL tea is dairy.

[–]RosieJo 2 points3 points ago

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It is when you drink it with milk... Which I do.

[–]fappor 2 points3 points ago

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Learn to drink it without milk mate

[–]nolez 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for using 'mate' in an attempt to speak British.

[–]RC_Matthias 2 points3 points ago

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Just found out my long-time girlfriend cheated on me with a "friend" from my class... This fucking turtle, I feel sorry for it.

[–]pacman404 1 point2 points ago

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Well, he was almost free at least

[–]Qkix 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe not worse, but I've had days exactly like that.

[–]Case_of_Pseudologia 1 point2 points ago

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yes, yes it is. I am getting executed in three hours and my last wish was to browse reddit.

[–]chronicdr2000 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing a mutant rat with green ooze cant fix!

[–]FightingAmish 1 point2 points ago

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FREEDO...Fuck!

[–]schwede 0 points1 point ago

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Well it is a turtle I think that's what the goal was.

[–]hobbitfeet 0 points1 point ago

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My husband just accidentally kicked my broken foot.

[–]YUNoDie 0 points1 point ago

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You're right. My day is better than this guys.

[–]patdwn 0 points1 point ago

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That is so sad D:

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Pictured: an allegory of the secret fear of everyone who browses r/getmotivated.

[–]Only_Upvotes_Turtles 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. That's quality turtle right there.

[–]Drumlin 0 points1 point ago

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This is the exact same feeling I had when, 2 weeks after making my last car payment, the transmission went out.

[–]greenfaerie_85 0 points1 point ago

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no one has a worse day than Jack Bauer!

[–]RaySmoodiver 0 points1 point ago

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My brother found an abandoned duckling and raised him for several weeks before the duckling did this with his waterbowl, and drowned.

[–]MechaBlue 0 points1 point ago

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I went to help a friend move today, he had forgot to buy beer, and there wasn't enough time to go buy some before returning the moving van.

[–]TechnocracyTeiou 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Honztastic 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey grandma how was your day?"

"Well I woke up again...and another one of my friends died."

[–]dnlpark15 -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like the Turtle, Sunglasses Got Turtled. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Nah that's about right for my average day.