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[–]Karmangler 40 points41 points ago

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This image looks familiar:

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[–]RetlaOge 12 points13 points ago

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Calling out reposters with a bot? Nice work. (This was blatantly the intention)

[–]Lolazaurus 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but i like this guy's title better

[–]feckineejit 1 point2 points ago

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Kick ass

[–]frankie_prankster 4 points5 points ago

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hey that's neat. nice work.

[–]i_lick_my_knuckles 2 points3 points ago

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suprise buttsex imminent

[–]twonx 1 point2 points ago

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That clearly says BoAt. I don't understand the joke now.

[–]NolanRoss 2 points3 points ago

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Oh good I was worried it wasn't going to get posted this month. You just made it.

[–]nitrohawk91 1 point2 points ago

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They should swap

[–]abumpdabump 2 points3 points ago

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every computer scientist knows that there is not enough room for that to happen. we would need a third and empty entity, like a rock.

[–]feckineejit 0 points1 point ago

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Fluids

[–]crazedcanuck 0 points1 point ago

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Frogs

[–]Conman93 0 points1 point ago

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Pokemon cards.

[–]technomuslimah 2 points3 points ago

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Meat!

[–]FullyCocked 0 points1 point ago

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This was in a recent issue of MAD magazine!

[–]eirttik23 0 points1 point ago

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does anyone have a larger image of this? I have two screens at work and want to use it as my background.

[–]drewwebs 0 points1 point ago

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Can't they both just say "FRIEND!" and be satisfied?

[–]sheik_in 0 points1 point ago

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looks like linkedin profiles adding each other :)

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 0 points1 point ago

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Both of their lots are improved by combining forces. Their condition may be hopeless, but it got better.

[–]MrTidels 0 points1 point ago

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Is this by Garry Larson?

[–]Sure_Ill_SEO_That 0 points1 point ago

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black and white comic two panels

we see a man on a tiny desert island looking out at a silhouetted boat in the distance, shouting, "BOAT!" he is excited.

we see the man in the boat, looking at the island man silhouetted in the distance, shouting, "LAND!"

[–]Ipoint_out_REposts 0 points1 point ago

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REpost.

[–]MikeOfAllPeople 0 points1 point ago

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[–]feckineejit 0 points1 point ago

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This comic made me feel despair

[–]hausehunter 0 points1 point ago

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My uncle has a comic called Rubes that had a joke very similar to this, too! But on the island were cannibals, so both the people on the boat and people on the island were shouting "FOOD!" Of course, I am having trouble locating it on the net at this time.

[–]jjysoserious 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this on Reddit before.

[–]sullyb103 0 points1 point ago

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Boat! Land! Wilson!!!!

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 0 points1 point ago

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the question is: your the guy on land.you want the boat.the guy in the boat wants land.he wants to stay and you want to leave.do you take the boat and hope for other land/rescue? do you try to convince him to leave with you? or do you stay on land with him?

[–]Kim-Jong-Chil 0 points1 point ago

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FOOD!

[–]CorkyKribler -1 points0 points ago

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This is sort of like when a guy with gonorrhea starts dating a chick with herpes.

[–]feckineejit 0 points1 point ago

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No it's not because at least they can have sex... ohhhhh

[–]TheGizmojo -1 points0 points ago

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BoAt!