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[–]DoctorNose 10 points11 points ago

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FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Wait. I don't get it.

[–]afkreddit 17 points18 points ago

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Problem?

[–]dayoldhater 3 points4 points ago

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Troll Rhino! They finally found him!

[–]Culturalculdesac 5 points6 points ago

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Man, that is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen! It totally belongs in r/funny. I especially like the way you didn't give away the punchline, like, even now it's a mystery!

[–]L0nd0nCa77in9 -1 points0 points ago

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Took it to his grave.

[–]f03nix -1 points0 points ago

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You just killed it right there ...

[–]importantnameselectn 1 point2 points ago

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This seems like a must have in the coat closet. That would be amazingly creepy with the right lighting.

[–]reddit_beats_college 1 point2 points ago

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boy, you've got a purdy mouth

[–]retepeter 1 point2 points ago

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he looks horny

[–]cc116 0 points1 point ago

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Yet another animal stealing Grandpa Simpsons Teeth

[–]pipian 0 points1 point ago

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Ummmm... pretty sure it's white.

[–]Dbourbs 0 points1 point ago

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The snack that smiles back.

[–]miba 0 points1 point ago

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[–]geehak 0 points1 point ago

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Does that make him a Rhymenoceros?.

[–]BANDG33K_2009 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I know his cousin, the Hiphopotamus

[–]mayoriguana 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, those horns look like they could cure my rheumatism and impotence.

[–]beardbeast 0 points1 point ago

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why's the Rhinoceros skull gotta be black?

[–]Drowlord101 0 points1 point ago

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Disappointed. I was expecting gold teeth...

[–]robbor 0 points1 point ago

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See my horns? They're made from hair, you idiots in China!

[–]krakken46 0 points1 point ago

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problem? edit: big bang theory damn it. i JUST noticed someone else put it. my mistake

[–]molemeister 0 points1 point ago

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Black Rhinoceros? Aw hell naw!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's a beautiful smile you have there, sir.

[–]Hubris2 -2 points-1 points ago

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It's pretty sad that these days it's rare to see one of these with the horn still attached.

[–]Inspector_Butters -1 points0 points ago

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Your argument is invalid?

[–]L0nd0nCa77in9 -2 points-1 points ago

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The horns look bolted on.

[–]BANDG33K_2009 1 point2 points ago

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problem?

[–]EvOllj 0 points1 point ago

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thats because rhinoceros horn are made of keratin (hair/fingernail) and not made of bone or ivory.