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[–]aldaraia 62 points63 points ago

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Original. OP left the watermark, but you may want the link. Buttersafe is one of the best webcomics I have ever seen, and I have seen one dozen. Exactly. Exactly one dozen.

[–]unnoved 4 points5 points ago

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This one is hilarious.

[–]PocketWocket 2 points3 points ago

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Me too! I may have seen a Baker's Dozen though. Non-the-less, Buttersafe is awesome. And hanggliders are cool...if you're a loser.

[–]celticmagnum 15 points16 points ago

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[–]johnnyricoo 5 points6 points ago

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More like, my wife and daughter's too?

[–]they_call_me_dewey 0 points1 point ago

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And the second cousin's?

[–]SirFinance 5 points6 points ago

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Hey. where'd you get your clothes, the toilet store?

[–]Beardplow 0 points1 point ago

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What are you doing on our station's turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beat down.

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[–]ngtstkr[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Reddit Birthday!

[–]ToxiJuice -3 points-2 points ago

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At this moment you have 24 upvotes and 24 downvotes.

I don't know which way to tip the balance so I'm just going to leave this useless, reddiquette-neglecting comment.

Have a nice day.

[–]RaunchyBulbasaur 10 points11 points ago

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[–]artoverby 1 point2 points ago

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You got shocks, pegs..... lucky!!!

[–]sambadpasmal 2 points3 points ago

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is he serious? all of genitals you own. Why? does he think that there is more than one?

[–]theknightwhosays_nee 3 points4 points ago

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regarding ownership: not all proprietary genitalia is physically attached to the deed holder.

[–]wbgraphic 8 points9 points ago

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You're married, aren't you? :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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As a man-boy with six genitalia, yes.

[–]cresteh 1 point2 points ago

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r/fifthworldproblems

[–]eekozoid 1 point2 points ago

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Wait...

You guys don't keep spares?

[–]vinfx 0 points1 point ago

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He does say "in every". Any number between 1 and infinity is applicable.

[–]rahrdit 0 points1 point ago

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS /R/FUNNY....

[–]gholam13 0 points1 point ago

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omg, you should x-post this to /r/bicycling they would love this.

[–]Harmonic_Jester 0 points1 point ago

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Hope he doesn't have gential warts.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

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Please, not THAT one!

[–]badgerine 0 points1 point ago

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Even the ones I keep in jars in my basement? Too far!

[–]Derpettia 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I deal with most of life's problems.

[–]Parkmayn 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised you chose to post this one, it's one of the less funny buttersafe comics.

[–]eezzzz -1 points0 points ago

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Hey, unfunny comic!

[–]chefmcduck 3 points4 points ago

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unclench your asshole then try reading it again. better?

[–]StinkyBottom -3 points-2 points ago

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Wow. That is one angry Mormon.

[–]jimarib -1 points0 points ago

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Hermaphrodites beware.

[–]bw1870 -1 points0 points ago

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I think it'd be funnier without the last two frames.