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Sorry toast, no blow job for you today, it's cereal's turn. NSFW (pornfail.com)

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[–]antihexe 29 points30 points ago*

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This is from a movie called Nightdreams, the plot of which is that scientists induce a woman to have erotic dreams.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082811/

Here's a clip of the scene in question: http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/03/youll-never-loo.html

If anyone finds it, pm me.

edit// Full working film: http://xhamster.com/movies/286697/nightdreams_1981_.html thanks to others for pointing the way. Still looking for a file, though. Since xhamster requires a paid account. In before people think I'm weird for wanting this.

[–]andbruno 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks, I really needed context. That in a porn alone wouldn't make sense. Than in a porn about a dream makes sense (as it were).

Now I just need context on that porn gif of the room full of people dancing while two people fuck in the background. Not sure how to describe it... one of the girls is giving two thumbs up and dancing like crazy while a guy on the right is sensually grasping a balloon or a streamer (or something) to his body.

[–]ShearGenius89 2 points3 points ago

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Pornstars + Cocaine = Win

[–]SplurgyA 0 points1 point ago

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She seems like fun.

[–]tree20ninja 4 points5 points ago

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absolutely fantastic love the music and how they just stop the blowjob in favor a dance number for the toast

[–]EnderofDragon 2 points3 points ago

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I have it. Burned it to DVD and kept it in my car for a while. That way when people doubted how weird it was I could show them. In the end about 7 people asked for their own copies so they could show their friends.

[–]superdude4agze 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you. I've had this movie saved on my computer for years now and no idea what it was called.

[–]antihexe 0 points1 point ago

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Mind uploading it to share?

[–]superdude4agze 2 points3 points ago

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Actually now that I know the name of it, I found it quite easily online. Here is a link to it on xhamster:

http://xhamster.com/movies/332632/night_dreams.html

I have a thing for collecting obscure/weird porn. And this one was worthy of that title for the cream of wheat scene alone. My copy cuts in several minutes into the first scene and therefore skips the title and has remained anonymous in my video folder for years. No longer. I thank thee antihexe.

[–]venzann 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.xhamster.com/movies/814502/nightdreams_retro_movie.html

[–]antihexe 0 points1 point ago

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See http://xhamster.com/movies/286697/nightdreams_1981_.html from the post below for the full file.

[–]venzann 0 points1 point ago

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Whoops. I posted the wrong link. Cheers

[–]BrkIt 0 points1 point ago

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You should be able to use something like YouTube Downloader to download the video from xhamster.

[–]TheDentite 9 points10 points ago

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So that's what I'm into.

[–]bweekins 8 points9 points ago

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That toast has moves.

[–]NoSnoring 4 points5 points ago

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I wonder at what point did this seem like a good idea to put on film?

[–]twentygreen 2 points3 points ago

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About 2/3rds of the way through a very boring breakfast.

[–]Describes_NSFW_Links 5 points6 points ago

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This is an animated gif of a black man dancing in a cream of wheat box costume holding a bowl of cream of wheat. As the camera pans down it reveals that a woman is performing fellatio on him bobbing her head back and forth rhythmically. The shot then cuts to Cream of Wheat laying on his back as the woman continues to fellate him. A man in a toast costume stands in the background dancing and wearing sunglasses.

[–]minze 6 points7 points ago

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cream of wheat......how fitting.

[–]miazda 11 points12 points ago

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Black dude looks like dave chapelle.

[–]durfsmurf 8 points9 points ago

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I'm glad to see he's back to work

[–]Giffylube 1 point2 points ago

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i suppose you need to be in a certain state of mind for this, but run this gif along side the song "Sleepyhead" by Passion Pit. It oddly syncs up and makes the gif even more wtf

[–]ChefOfSin 1 point2 points ago

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We put on this same play in our 6th grade nutrition class...alas, I was Toast.

[–]MrDudeRI 1 point2 points ago

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Well tried Nabisco rep!

[–]aloeicious 1 point2 points ago

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It's not toast, it's a Cracker.

[–]Robbmelon 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure I could get a boner while wearing that.

[–]Sushi_Fish 0 points1 point ago

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In all seriousness, kudos to that man for maintaining an erection through all of that.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Seriously! I would have come two or three times just putting on the box.

[–]dudeAwEsome101 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmmmm a box of cereals, must be an ad. Huh a woman sucking his dick..... A man dressed as a toast in the background.....WTF

[–]Helix_van_Boron 2 points3 points ago

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Must be a Japanese ad.

[–]randomripper 0 points1 point ago

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this is one of the weirdest things i have ever seen

[–]porterism 0 points1 point ago

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Ah Nightdreams... this was the first porn I ever saw... I was 11.

[–]slunktoday 0 points1 point ago

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My screen froze when I opened that. It is the one time that I wish my SO would've walked in when I was looking at something inappropriate.

"Oh this? It it EXACTLY what it looks like"

[–]Wyrmshadow 0 points1 point ago

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Wayne Brady?

[–]BronyForever 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now

[–]thetoastmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Looks perfectly normal to me.

[–]siouxsie_sioux 0 points1 point ago

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Back when porn had a purpose.

[–]CerealGOAT 0 points1 point ago

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:O MY TURN?!?!

[–]Crawlerado 0 points1 point ago

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YEAH TOAST!!!!

Side note: Haywood Banks on the Bob and Tom show.

[–]MikePriceWrites 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Michael Vick?

[–]morphotomy 0 points1 point ago

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Thought that was Dave Chappelle for a second there.

[–]volcano420 -1 points0 points ago

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I thought Dave Chappelle's wife was asian

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