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[–]Bugeguts 35 points36 points ago

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¿Problema?

[–]radiowafer 43 points44 points ago

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[–]oh_bruddah 16 points17 points ago*

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[–]ChaSuiBao 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop laughing at this. Thank you.

[–]douggie2194 2 points3 points ago

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[–]wilhrt 1 point2 points ago

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My new favorite .gif

[–]andiznit 1 point2 points ago

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No.

[–]Bugeguts 8 points9 points ago

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¿Purr Que?

[–]andiznit 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]Bugeguts 2 points3 points ago

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¡Sí!

[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 46 points47 points ago

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My name is Gato,

I have metal joints.

Beat me up

And earn 15 silver points.

[–]TheGunshineState 5 points6 points ago

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I always tried to sing that in my head along with the music, and I could never get it to not be awkwardly forced. The same with:

I lost.

You won.

Here's 15 points

Now wasn't that fun!

[–]grimster 2 points3 points ago

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The Japanese lines match up better.

You know, relatively speaking.

[–]TheGunshineState 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's what I always figured, but it was so catchy I wanted to force it anyways.

Also: Holy shit, a Chrono Trigger cartoon?

[–]gypsiequeen -1 points0 points ago

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<3 chrono

[–]dangerousjunction 12 points13 points ago

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Just off camera, his boys are gutting the pendejo who dared to sell catnip in his territory.

[–]azron 9 points10 points ago

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Took a similar pic of my dog Ritz about a year and a half ago:

The dog in question

[–]koviko 7 points8 points ago

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Air Budweiser.

[–]diamond_dobby 7 points8 points ago

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How did you get the hat on the cat? I need to know

[–]Dadatina 8 points9 points ago

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Probably while it was asleep. My cat let me do this once but when she woke up took revenge, though. This looks like a nicer cat.

[–]JackassPenguinass 4 points5 points ago

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How do you get your cat to drink tequila? Mine hates liquor! I thought we could share some quality time drinking together, but she really isn`t into it.

[–]oldjoe -1 points0 points ago

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We are aware of the cat in the hat... but we can't quite master on...

[–]DangerousDetlef 8 points9 points ago

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Finally, a real cat picture on Reddit. I don't believe this was set up. You may should lock the locker with the booze, though.

[–]caribbeanman 1 point2 points ago

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may later

[–]gijyun 6 points7 points ago

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Señor Don Gato was a cat. On a high red roof Don Gato sat. He was there to read a letter (meow meow meow) where the reading light was better (meow meow meow).

Twas a love note for Don Gato.

[–]solarsavior 3 points4 points ago

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A classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqpvy8p-WzQ&feature=related

About the oldest song I remember. We had it in music class some 35 years ago.

[–]gijyun 2 points3 points ago

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Man, I don't normally sit around refreshing my comments hoping for one measley upvote to validate my childhood, but today, I did, and today, you delivered. Gracias.

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

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They were still teaching it in music class about 15 years ago!

[–]robot_mafia 4 points5 points ago

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And after 20 rounds of Jose Cuervo, I was a cat.

[–]MakingBiscuits 6 points7 points ago

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[–]andiznit 1 point2 points ago

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It's a repost of an x-post. Aye yi yi.

[–]aliengoods1 3 points4 points ago

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That's offensive and cruel. At least give the cat Patron.

[–]Chachoregard 4 points5 points ago

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Catron

FTFY

[–]gumshoed 2 points3 points ago

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Are you Gato? NO! I am Gato.

[–]travx259r 2 points3 points ago

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I also had a cat that often wore sombreros. I miss him

[–]seanpr123 1 point2 points ago

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Shit, I miss your sombrero wearing cats too!

[–]TehSantos 2 points3 points ago

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So, he drinks on a tablecloth with people on it and my crazy girlfriend drinks on a tablecloth with cats on it. Interesting...

[–]retepeter 2 points3 points ago

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I have tried to get the cat to wear the tiny sombrero. Now I know I should have gotten him liquored up first.....

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

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my mom drinks and loves cats, so like.. this is right up her alley

[–]Skarpsy 2 points3 points ago

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He looks a bit sad.

I would be too if I only had Jose Cuervo to drink.

100% Agave or bust.

[–]intensenerd 2 points3 points ago

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My name is Gato. . . I looooove to get blotto.

[–]wilhrt 2 points3 points ago

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"No ones believes me but, if I'm a cat and if I take enough bong rips I can turn into a human and meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."

[–]ViscountShiningWit 2 points3 points ago

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Jose Gato, more like JOSE GATEAU! http://imgur.com/nsRI6 This is the best I could rustle up without access to anything other than Word...

[–]breakingrobertsrules 2 points3 points ago

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Meow! Translation: I caann STOP anytiimmmmme I waaaantt.

[–]He11razor 1 point2 points ago

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In Spanish they say "miau".

[–]koklo -2 points-1 points ago

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In Japan they say nyan nyan Inb4 In "X language" they say "XXXX"

[–]Nomadzord 1 point2 points ago

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"El Gato Doesn't Always drink, but when he does he speaks in third person."

[–]humblerodent 1 point2 points ago

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Tequila cat is not impressed.

[–]Gatulino 1 point2 points ago

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This pic is actually quite poignant when you realise he was a normal, happy cat with a family and a successful career and it was only his failure to catch this bandido that drove him to the bottle..

[–]inedidible 1 point2 points ago

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Classing it up with the 10 ream box of staples copy paper I see.

[–]firstbose 1 point2 points ago

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"Uno mas?" "Si."

[–]Them1stocles 1 point2 points ago

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I was at this party.... i think

[–]lexypher 1 point2 points ago

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How drunk did you have to get him to wear the hat?

[–]Reginault 1 point2 points ago

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Why doesn't your cat look pissed off? Mine always looks pissed off, and I don't strap gardening hats to it's head.

[–]kurtozan251 1 point2 points ago

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Please xpost to /r/drunk

[–]RhysOne 1 point2 points ago

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That is totally a box of Staples copy paper.

[–]Questions0 1 point2 points ago

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The look on that cat is priceless

[–]infrared_dwarf 1 point2 points ago

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Yo tengo um gato grande en mis pantalones. Something like that.

[–]prelude46 1 point2 points ago

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This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen all day.

[–]downVoteAllCatPics 1 point2 points ago

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haha ಠ_ಠ

[–]8bitid 1 point2 points ago

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El gato has shitty taste in tequila.

[–]Rowdybunny05 1 point2 points ago

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I had to click it. I was not dissappoint.

[–]MargerineHat 1 point2 points ago

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-Is it a.. cat... in a hat? - No, it's a turtle in a shell.

[–]wiz_ofthe_waste 1 point2 points ago

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Two of my favorite things in the world :3

[–]Kinglink 1 point2 points ago

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You know people don't understand exactly why skynet will turn on us and try to kill us, robots should be able to be controlled.

We all know EXACTLY why cats will kill us if given the chance.

[–]brillke 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like kitty had a hard day.

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 1 point2 points ago

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I hear he's kind of a pussy.

[–]SA1L 1 point2 points ago

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Looking at the thumbnail, I thought those were lines of coke.

[–]AdaroTeiji 1 point2 points ago

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My statistics teacher forever ruined my spanish for, when writing out equations, always saying 'c as in cato' despite knowing that it wasn't right. Took me a few seconds to realize the title wasn't wrong >.<

[–]riloh 1 point2 points ago

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growing up as an american kid in mexico, i had a cat named Señor Pussy Gato. he was my best friend, until i decided he needed a "haircut" and i took off his whiskers and patches of his fur with scissors.

my parents decided he needed a new best friend after that.

[–]koklo 1 point2 points ago

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Que campechano!

[–]CatKebab 1 point2 points ago

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Looks spirited!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I am naming my cat Pico de Gato.

[–]timeofyoursong 1 point2 points ago

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Huh. My cat is internet famous.

No really, that's my cat. Reposting is annoying.

[–]CapsLockSummaryGuy 2 points3 points ago*

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CAT WEARS A TINY SOMBRERO WHILE SEATED NEAR A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA.

REDNECKS LOOK AT IMAGE, THINK "THE ONLY THING MORE LAZY THAN A CAT IS A MEXICAN CAT"

[–]redworm 1 point2 points ago

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then after ten meownds with jose cuervo i lost meow and started meowing again

[–]Ryanair 1 point2 points ago

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[–]devilsdaughter 6 points7 points ago

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Where are people finding all these cat-sized sombreros?!

[–]Askalotl 2 points3 points ago

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humiliateyourchihuahua.com

[–]infrared_dwarf 0 points1 point ago

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That website didn't work!

...oh...

[–]the_cdl 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god. Tequila hangover AND hairballs sounds like a terrible way to start the day.

[–]cualcrees 0 points1 point ago

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ME AGRADA.

[–]fiestagato 0 points1 point ago

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iFIESTEJEMOS!

[–]Superstorms 0 points1 point ago

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this is just perfect

[–]thatlad 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck cats. Dogs rule

[–]warpfield 0 points1 point ago

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Awww gato est moy fluffio

[–]JossMain 0 points1 point ago

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Salud.

[–]TylersColon 0 points1 point ago

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Posted this on my Tumblr before it was on Reddit. Is that hipster? (seventh post down.)

[–]BoredBeyondBelief 0 points1 point ago

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924 downvote, 923 downvote, 924 fuck! 924 downvote, 923 downvote, 924 fuck! 924 downvote, 923 downvote, 924 fuck! 924 downvote, 923 downvote, 924 fuck! 924 downvote, 923 downvote, 924 fuck!

[–]I_Downvote_Dogs_Cats -1 points0 points ago

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If only i had more downvotes to give.

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[–]Miznat -3 points-2 points ago

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Not funny, it's sad. Leave the damn cat alone for once.